Erm.... Okay, this is slightly weird... Well, uh... I wrote this song. It's a parody of Lorrie Morgans' 'Something In Red.' It's weird... Just read and review. Kay?



I'm looking for something in bed.
Something that shocked me when it jumped on my head.
It's evil and mean and has a scary glare.
It's got legs and teeth and took my underwear.
A scariful critter that looks kinda dead.
I'm looking for something in bed. (Guess what? The critter is a spider.)

I'm looking for someone in green.
He looks male but acts like a queen.
He kissed Santa Claus without having paid.
Immediately Santa Claus' beared grayed.
He ran and said he had to go pee. (The guy that acts like a queen said that, not Santa.)
I'm looking for someone in green.

I'm looking for some bulbs full of light.
Bulbs that won't make my house look real trite.
I often fall at night right down my stairs.
To get off that cast it takes some strong pliers. (Say pliers with an accent to make it rhyme with stairs.)
I'd like if I could to regain all my sight.
I'm looking for some bulbs full of light

I'm looking for something made of goo.
Something multi-colored, it's green and it's blue.
It looks like a lawyer with that gross grin. (Lawyers.... Eeeeewww....)
It once was my cat, was once my best friend.
Don't tell me that's what cats happen to do.
They don't turn into things made of green goo.

I'm looking for something in this toilet.
I don't want to be mean, but I don't want to spoil it.
It's slimy and green and somewhat brown.
I'm afraid it just might happen to drown.
It's wearing a diaper and might just soil it.
I'm looking for something in this toilet. (It's a mud covered frog, not what you're thinking it is.)