Top 25 Things I Never Got On Kamino!

By: CT - 44-1736648

25. An algorithm that would help determine with reasonable accuracy exactly how far a plot bunny can hop!

24. Explanation of the proper SPF and possible need for sun screen.

23. Mirrors in the barracks. (Just stand in front of a brother and comb your hair.)

22. How to tailor clothing alterations. (One size fits all, you know.)

21. A reasonable explanation as to why "political powers that be" really uniform armies: (so you can tell who's soldier this is). Not necessary with an army of clones.

20. A battalion of clones in "genetically engineered armor" = A battalion of nude clones!

19. Who's underwear is this anyways?

18. An explanation as to the difference between clone babies and baby clones.

17. Sex education. (Who needs that when you know how to clone!)

16. Contraception devices. (Because we did figure out # 17.)

15. If CT - 44-1736641 is the male equivalent to "a screamer". Does that mean we all are?

14. Paternity testing. (Still don't know who's baby that is!)

13. Than if your not a trooper who's that lucky: (most of us aren't) and if you really feel that alone - there's always another clone! (-insert cringing face here-)

12. How to collect DNA from a crime scene. (Still haven't solved who killed CT - 44-1736647.)

11. Impact of psychological warfare: 3 million guys who all look the same confuses the Sepies.

10. Impact of psychological warfare: 3 million guys who all look the same creeps out the Sepies.

9. Impact of psychological warfare: Hey! Didn't I just kill you?

8. Absolutely no preparation for exposure to the bad jokes battle droids tell!

7. The ineffectual impact of sayings like: You ugly clone!

6. On the flip side of that though: I guess we're all "hot"!

5. Expanded menu options. (Jango Fett didn't like broccoli and neither do any of us!)

4. Jango Fett liked peppermint schnapps though; so... look out!

3. How to deal with Jedi who have issues!

2. Diversity Training.

1. A Name!