This story takes place when Harry and Cedric go through the porthole, disguised as the Tri - wizard trophy. This is what honestly should have happened, because it is a lot funnier than the movies humour, which on a rating of potato to cherry , is that crumbly stuff that can't be classified as a fry. It not on the scale. Enjoy this story and please like it. :)
Harry and Cedric ran towards the trophy, yelling at eachother.
"Fuck you Harry, I was closer than you!" yelled Cedric very audibly.
"Go kill yourself Cedric. I don't give two shits." Harry retorted.
They both reached it at the same time, which made them both teleport through the porthole to where Voldemort was standing.
"Steve from Minecraft I suppose?" said Voldemort in his bitchy-old-man-stuck-underwater-and slowly-dying-not-only-from-lack-of-air-but-from-flex-seal-liquid-in-his-esophagus.
Harry screamed in agony because his scar hurt.
"Actually, I'm Cedric Diggory, and…" choked out Cedric as he died for being such a pussy.
Harry screamed in agony because his scar hurt.
"I couldn't give any less shits D.A. from The Magic School Bus." said Voldemort to the lifeless body of the 12-year-old Roblox hacker.
Harry screamed in agony because his scar hurt.
Voldemort ripped off his robe to reveal.. The body of robloxian that I know every girl wants badly.
"Mans not hot" Voldemort said.
Harry screamed in agony because his eyes hurt.
Voldemort screamed in agony because Harry screamed in agony because Voldemort screamed in agony because Harry screamed in agony because Voldemort screamed in agony because Harry screamed in agony because Voldemort screamed in agony because Harry screamed in agony Voldemort screamed in agony because Harry screamed in agony because Voldemort screamed in agony because of Harry's prepubescent voice that screamed in agony because his scar hurt.
Voldemort bursted into ashes like all the jews in the furnace of Auschwitz. Exactly like that, with all the screaming too.
Harry screamed for no reason because he felt the need to scream in agony because his scar hurt apparently.
FIN
