*Creepy voice* I'm ba~ack. Ha! (That is what my laugh has been reduced to) Well, here it is. The thing you all have been breathlessly waiting for since the epilogue of Evil Angels. Welcome my minions to EA2; Screwin' With Shippuden! Try not to die.

Disclaimer. Naruto is not mine.

Ana's P.O.V.

They still haunt our dreams. We wake up in the middle of the night crying for them. We are in pain. I might be the one who is in the most in pain. Every time I close my eyes, the image of Orochimaru's henchman is there. It doesn't scare me, though. I actually like seeing it. The blood and guts everywhere. I found it comforting to know I could kick ass as a seventeen year old. But when I see Itachi there. The heartbreak returns. And now I am actually alone. One by one. My girls have, literally disappeared off the face of the planet. And I always wonder if I'm next. Or when they come for me. I've been able to comfort my self by having a home gym to pound some sand in. Four years had passed since they left. Ayu always told me that four years to me was two years to them. I would be twenty one in two months while Itachi turned twenty two in two days.

I stopped my pounding on the punching bag and sat down on the bench. I was alone. When would they come for me? I knew that it was them coming for us, so why were they taking so long for me? They already got the rest of the girls. I was the only one left. I took a shower and went for a walk. I wished they would just come for me. Maybe I'd finally be able to be released from my pain if I could just see him again? I sighed. "You need to get your head out of the clouds, Ana. They aren't coming back." I told myself, but my heart made me believe they were coming back. I had quit being the psychologist at asylum and I now was working at Wal-Mart. I looked up at the night sky. It was probably 2:00am. I didn't sleep until 3:00am and I worked from 11-6 everyday. I was on vacation for now. I started back in a month. They wanted to throw me a birthday party. I hummed to myself the song I had been working on with Shay when they came for her.

I sighed deeply. I missed Shay. And Kira. And Tabby. And Miranda. And Nyisha. And Brianna. And Amanda. Yeah. All of them were gone. Probably holding on to their boyfriends that they haven't seen for four years. I stopped walking and just stared at the stars. I was standing in the middle of the abandoned baseball field. The moon was pretty. Nice and full and reflecting off of my white streak. I had my hat attached to my belt loop with a keychain. Arms suddenly flew around me. "What the-?" I said as they began to pull me. "Hey let go! Stop!" I said and tried to get away. I fought. Kicking, punching, screaming and calling for help the whole way. I pulled a kunai from my jacket sleeve. It was the one that Itachi had thrown at me when he first came to this world. I never returned it. I hid it under my pillow after I went to bed that night. "Let me go, or I swear to almighty Jashin above I will put this kunai through your fucking eye, you gay rapist pedophile!" I yelled and began to swing the kunai when something made me stop. A voice I hadn't heard in so long.

"Ana, it's me!" And I froze. I slowly turned and met the eyes of my breathless boyfriend, Kunai dropping from hand when our eyes locked. My breath caught in my throat. He was just as beautiful- no, more beautiful- than when I last saw him. There was sweat beads across his head. I must have put him through quite a struggle just to calm me down. He was panting and breathless like he had been running for a very long time. I through my arms around him and pulled myself on to my toes. I knew I had gotten taller. I didn't have to stretch just to get my arms up to his shoulders. I kissed him. "Oh, my Jashin, Itachi! You scared the shit out of me. Don't you ever fucking do that to me again! Are you alright, you seem a bit flustered." I said. He cocked an eyebrow at me. "Flustered? Since when did you start using words like flustered?" He asked. "Same time I stared using words like malcontent, laissez-faire, secular, condign, bias, and psychoanalysis." (A/N: I got these out of the dictionary. If you wanna know what they mean. *Holds out a dictionary* Look it up.) I said with a playful smirk. He sighed down at me. "When did you get so grown up?" He asked. "When I turned twenty on July 31 last year." I said playfully. His eyes widened. "Soon I'll be twenty one and no one will notice my disappearance from the face of the planet if I want to leave." I said, not noticing he was recalculating his math in his mind. "Wait a minute." He said holding up a finger. "You should be turning nineteen in July. Not Twenty one. I've only been gone for two years. Not four." He said. "Two years to you is four here." I said. His eyes widened at me again.

"Itachi! Quit lollygagging and report!" I heard a grumpy old voice say. I tugged down his collar and saw a comms unit around his throat. I stared at him. He nodded. "One moment, Kakuzu." He sighed and pulled my hat from my belt and put it on my head, tucking my hair with the white streak underneath. "Where are the rest of the girls? We haven't been able to find them at all." He asked. I felt my blood freeze in my veins. No. No, no, no. Oh, hell no. "You mean their not with you?" I asked. He looked shocked at me. "Their not here?" He asked. I shook my head. "No. We all thought you were coming back to get us one at a time. Kira was the last one to be taken." I said. "WHAT?!" I heard Hidan shriek. I tugged in the unit so I could speak in to it. "Calm your prick, Hidan. They all would have told me first if they went anywhere so I figured they were back in your world. I'm still able to send them texts and call them last I checked." I said. "THEN CALL HER YOU STUPID BITCH!" Hidan yelled. "Itachi, cover your ears." I said. Itachi sent me a look, but covered his ears. I took a deep breath and got my mouth as close to the unit as possible with out eating the dumb thing. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A STUPID BITCH, YOU FUCKED UP LITTLE-"

(A/N: Okay, I am breaking the fourth wall because we are having small technical difficulties with Ana's swearing fit at Hidan with her newly loud voice. Possibly making him deaf… okay, we're good now.) "PUSSY!" I said and took a much needed breath. My mouth and lungs hurt from my swearing fit. Itachi stared at me with wide eyes. No one had ever seen or heard me swear like that. Now I'm pretty sure that every last person in Idaho heard me. Oopse. "That's definitely Ana, un." I heard Deidara say. "Thank you for that brilliant deduction, pyrofruitcake." I said. Hidan recovered from his shock of me out swearing him and laughed with everyone else except Deidara. "Laugh it up, you soulless bustards, un." Deidara said. "I take that as a compliment, Deidara. I was born a red head, and my stripe is back." I said. Itachi gave me a look.

"Every four years, a small section of my hair turns red again, and it looks like I have a halo of red on my head. See." I explained and pulled my hat off and showed my halo. It really looked like a halo, too. "My four years was the year after you guys left." I said and put my hat on. "Yeah, yeah, you got a bloody halo, demon bitch, can you call Kira now?" Hidan asked me. I rolled my eyes. "Wait, my young padiwan, all good comes to those who wait." I said, ignoring the Star Wars name I gave Hidan. I pulled my phone out and stepped back from Itachi a bit and pressed the 3 button on my iPhone and waited for Kira to answer. "It's ringing." I said. Itachi passed the message on to them. And we waited.

"Hello?" Kira's whispering voice asked. "Kira? Where the hell are you?" I asked. "She's got her!" Itachi said. I heard the cheering from some of the members. "Ana? Oh, my Jashin, I'm so glad to hear your voice!" Kira whispered. "Yeah, Yeah, Kai. Where are you?" I said. "Orochimaru's hide out." She said. "What?!" I said. "The Pedo's Place, Pedophile Play Castle, Snake Rape Nightclub, all of that. It wasn't the guys grabbing us from our homes. It was Kabuto disguised as a new Akatsuki member." Kira said. "A new Akatsuki member? I didn't think you'd all fall for that." I said. I heard warnings from other girls and Kira hung up. "Kira? Kai? Kairelle? Kairelle Rosanne Black!" I yelled and hung up. "Damn!" I said. "What happened?" Itachi asked. "We were cut off. On the bright side, I know where they are." I said. "Where? Where are they?!" I heard Sasori ask. "They're in Orochimaru's hide out." I said. I heard every Akatsuki member swear. Even Tobi. "Calm down, everyone. If we remain clam we can figure out away to get them back." I heard Pein say. But I was devising a plan. Orochimaru wanted some answers or something, right? And he wasn't going to get much out of them unless it came to Kira. But He wouldn't get all of it out of her. It all made sense to me now! When Orochimaru didn't get the answers he wanted, He'd send Kabuto to get someone who would give him the answers. Kira wouldn't give him all he knew, so they'd come for me next. "Here's my plan. At midnight tomorrow-" Pein started, Kisame didn't let him finish. "Tomorrow? Hell no, Pein! Who knows what that sick bastard could do to them that he hasn't done already?! We need to get them out of there now!" He said. "Kisame's right, Pein. They could be in immense pain right now." Itachi said. "Then we need a plan." Pein said.

"No need. I know what to do. Just give me a minute or two to get some things." I said and walked back to my house. I threw in cloths changes for me and the girls and chargers. They had their phones, iPods and computers with them, I knew. I took one big look around the room for my good bye and left. I locked the door on impulse and went into the back yard. I grabbed Itachi's hand and nodded. "I'm ready." I said. He wrapped his arm around me and made the hand signs. "Universal style; Dimensional travel." He said and shut my eyes and held tight to him and my case. I felt the ground separate from underneath me and I felt a shudder of cold. The cold was gone as fast as it came. And it was like a fall. The rush of cold air, and the leave of the ground, only to be greeted by new ground and the stinging of feet after the long jump. Like I had jumped from a cliff and landed on my feet. "Ow." I grunted.

"We're here." Itachi said. I opened my eyes to see the animated world around me. It was beautiful. It was night here, too. It was amazing! Truly it couldn't be real. I looked at my hand and my case. They were animated, too! I had become the anime character I had drawn so often. Only there wasn't a messed up line hear of a too thin arm there. I was perfectly animated. This was the best thing ever! I pulled my arms from around Itachi and saw the rest of the Akatsuki in their full animated glory. I cracked my knuckles. "Alright. Here's what I'm going to do." I said, but I was interrupted. "What you're going to do? No. Their our girls, too. You are letting us get them out!" Hidan said. I thumped him upside his head. "No. If you guys go, Orochimaru will know we know. I have to go in alone. You are taking me to the base entrance. I will go get them out of there. You all just have to trust me." I said.

"No offence demon bitch, but last time we let you run off on your own, you almost got killed." Hidan said. "If it's worth dyeing for, then don't hesitate to throw your self on the blade." I said and set down the kit. "Keep a hold of this." I said and rubbed my arm. Good, the kunai was still there. "Take me to Orochimaru's base." I said and pushed my hair under my hat. They nodded and Itachi pulled me onto his back. "How will we know if you get captured or not?" Pein asked as we went through the trees. "Give me until morning." I said and prepared to enter the mouth of the serpent.

And there you have it my mini monsters! Be prepared for the next chapter that should be up in two to three months! (I might be joking, I might not be.) Review my minions!