WARNING: Contains yaoi, equals three host, surprise butt sex, nothing expected in a fan fiction. Also I'd like to add that this story is Fake & Gay! (Fake because it's not true, it's just a story. Gay because...it's kind of less than heterosexual...) OH and Ray (if you find this) I know that your room-mate is "openly" gay but in this story it's not Will...Sorry but I must say that you deserve someone really hot ;) Again, please don't kill me ._.

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"This is Equals Three. I approve this message." Ray put his thumb up at the camera rolling, then turned it off. "Whoo, what a long day of shooting myself reviewing videos…" He knew he had to edit the videos too but was too tired to do so. Ray slumped in his bed trying to shake off the tiredness. Suddenly he heard someone call his name from outside of his room, "RAYYY!" Ray got up from his bed sighing a frustrated sigh. His room-mate wanted him to come out. Ray yelled back, "In a minute!" He slumped back down into his bed before he found his room-mate bursting through the door, "Come on Ray! Come outside and have lunch already!" Ray gave a grumble and pulled the covers onto him trying to ignore his room-mate, "Please leave me alone. I'm so tired." The room-mate was insistent on Ray coming outside. He pulled the blanket off of Ray and tickled his sides. Ray screamed out in surprise, "F*CK!" His room-mate chuckled at this. Ray pushed his roommate off, "That's not funny you jerk." "Is this funny then?" His room-mate quickly slid off his pants and pulled Ray against him so that Ray's cheeks fit around his room-mate's boner. Ray squirmed yelling, "AH! Stop it!" When Ray finally got out he yelled out, "What the f*ck's your problem?" His room-mate smiled, "Surprise Butt Sex." Ray was out of control, "Who the hell do you think you are?" His room-mate smiled again a bit more childish this time, "I'm Tony, duh?" Ray stuck out his tongue and went back to bed and pulled the covers onto him once again. Tony finally gave up and left the room yelling behind him, "That means I get all the nachos right?" Ray mumbled something about eating later. Tony closed the door behind him and left Ray to sleep in peace.

When Ray awoke it was very dark outside. Ray looked out the window to see it was night time. When he checked his clock, he found that it was 4 in the morning. "OH F*CK!" At the least it took about 2 hours to edit a video. To make a nice good video with almost no flaws took maybe even 4 hours. He knew he wouldn't be able to make it to work if he started the editing now. He also knew the demand of the people on Youtube. He shuddered. He wouldn't be able to release it today. Maybe if he got up to get lunch he wouldn't be in such a bunch. "Damn. I slept right through editing time, I screwed up." He mentally beat himself up in his head. Ray looked at the other side of the room where Tony slept. Ray whispered, "Damn you Tony. You were just trying to help." Ray walked over to the shower to wash off all the worry and problems in his mind. While he was running the water he did not hear that Tony was already awake and creeping toward the washroom. Ray quickly removed his clothes and jumped into the hot running water. While Ray closed the curtain, Tony slowly opened the door to the washroom. Tony removed his shirt and moved over to the shower to grab Ray's wrist. Ray screamed in surprise, "F*CK!" Tony quickly covered his ears from the scream, "You have really got to stop screaming the 'eff' word whenever I touch you." Ray shot back, "You have really got to stop TOUCHING ME." Tony whined, "I can't help it…" Ray caught a glimpse of Tony's puppy eyes. Ray sighed and gave a frustrated grunt, "Fine." Tony proceeded to remove everything else he was wearing and got into the shower with Ray. Tony was so excited he grabbed at Ray again pulling him close to his chest. As soon as they were face to face Ray quickly yelled out, "Don't you dare!" It was too late of course. Tony had already pressed his lips onto Ray's. Ray moved back trying to get away from Tony's kiss. But as soon as he backed out of it, he looked down to see his own throbbing in excitement. Ray quickly tried to cover it up from Tony who told him, "Ha-ha Ray your mind may not want it, but your body sure does." Ray growled at Tony, "That's enough!" He turned off the shower water, "I've had enough of this Tony! After living with you for a year you still want to fuck me." Tony nodded. Ray quickly took a towel to dry himself off, "If you do that one more time, I'm leaving." Tony nodded his head again before asking, "But where?" Ray shook his head smirking at the idea of what he was going to say as he pulled his clothes on, "Somewhere far far away." Tony didn't like that and so fell to his knees whining and begging, "No please! Anything but that!" Ray quickly told him, "Then stop touching me! If you stop touching me, I promise to stay." Tony started arguing, "What if it was a hug?" Ray thought about it for a moment before answering, "Fine you can give me a 'Christian side hug' but if you do anything more than that I'm leaving." Tony smiled brightly, "Yay! Don't worry, I won't do anything anymore." Ray replied, "Except for fapping right?" Tony suddenly stopped smiling and asked amazed, "How'd you know about that?" Ray answered, "I hear you doing it you moron."

When Ray was done having his shower and talking to Tony, he headed back to his room to check the time. Ray noticed that the shower plus the talking with Tony took only thirty minutes of his time. His clock showed the time, "4:32" He figured that maybe he had at least a little bit of time to do editing. By the time Ray had finished the first frame and reviewed video edit he looked at the clock, "Shit, I can't finish this. I'm going to have to finish it after work." He ran outside grabbing his coat along the way downstairs. He rode the elevator down to the lobby and walked outside to wait for the bus. Tony of course came running right after him, "Yo, wait up Ray!" Tony huffed and panted while he gave Ray his bag, "You…*pant* forgot…*huff* this…" Ray took his bag and side hugged Tony, "Thanks." Tony side hugged Ray back, "No problem."

Ray always got home earlier than Tony did. Ray smiled on the way back home thinking about all the free time he would have. Then he remembered about the video editing, "Damn, I forgot about the video editing. It's Monday and all my viewers will start uproar and become an angry troll mob if I don't post this video by today." As soon as Ray was inside he quickly got to work on the video editing. He was only half way through editing before Tony came home. Ray yelled through the bedroom door, "Tony, don't bug me. I'm editing a video!" Tony shouted back, "Okay Ray! I'm just going to have some dinner! Do you want me to bring you some?" Ray responded, "Okay!" Tony left again to buy food outside. Ray checked the clock to see it was almost 6. He slumped back in his chair thinking of whether he should cook some food or not. All he had this week was fast food. He needed some home made food. Ray saved his work on the editing and went outside to the kitchen to fix some dinner.

He thought of that joke he made up about women being in the kitchen and chuckled to himself, "Ray, you are so sexist…" While he waited for the pot of food to cook he set a timer and went straight back to the video editing.

When the timer went off, Ray saved his work and went to the kitchen to eat his ready home made food. Halfway through the meal, Tony came back with some Chinese food. Tony saw the wonderful display of Ray's food, "Where'd you get all that?" Ray rolled his eyes, "I cooked it up and now I'm eating it…Pass me some of those fortune cookies." Tony didn't hesitate to give Ray some fortune cookies but told Ray amazed with his work, "I didn't know you cooked…I mean we've been living with each other for like a year…Why only now?" Ray shrugged and spoke, "Maybe you just never saw me cook until now. Besides I've already established that we've been living together for a year." Tony smirked and said seductively, "Want to live with me for longer than that?" Ray almost spit out his water, "What? Why would I do that?" Tony smiled again, "Because you promised…" Ray suddenly backed out of the kitchen realizing his mistake…He had promised to stay as long as Tony didn't touch him. What if Tony never did touch him? He'd be stuck with him forever, never going to live in a house by himself or even with a girl. Ray looked at the ground holding his head, "What have I done? I've sentenced myself to my own death…" Then Ray got an idea. He looked at the clock, it was still pretty early. He told Tony he was going to finish his video editing and so took the fortune cookies and left the kitchen to go back into the bedroom. Ray continued to edit until the product was finally finished. He released it on Youtube (FINALLY) and went on to read his fortune from the cookie. He was shocked to find this message, "Do what you have to, to be free…" Now the fortune was telling him to just do whatever it takes to just leave. Ray shuddered at the idea of it but he wanted to be out of the contract. He finally took a deep breath and started to strip right down to just his boxers. "If Tony won't touch me, I'll make him touch me." Ray told himself but winced at what he said when he realized the dirtiness of it. Ray took a deep breath again, "I can't believe I'm doing this…" Finally he got up the courage to call Tony's name, "TONYYY! Come into the bedroom, I want to show you something!" When the door started to open, Ray kept looking around franticly not knowing what to say. When the door was wide open, Tony was staring straight at him. Tony widened his eyes, "Wow Ray I've never seen you in black boxers before." Ray finally got his control back and started to say, "You've actually never seen me in boxers before. Want to find out what's under my boxers?" Ray said it in a straight flat tone without the flirting. Tony shook his head and laughed, "I remember your promise, and I know what you are trying to do. You weren't even flirting. You're all words and no action."

Ray in one swift action pulled off his boxers, threw it to the side and charged at Tony, only to stop right in front of him so that their lips were only inches apart. Ray played with Tony's hair and asked Tony what he wanted…Tony replied in a whisper, "I want you to stay…" Ray got mad at this response and viciously kissed Tony, "I want you to fuck me, and I mean it." Tony stood wide eyed at the Ray before him. This was Tony's one chance and one opportunity. Tony thought for a minute before saying, "Alright, but no backing out once we start." Ray was way ahead of him, "We've already started…" Tony removed his shirt and started kissing at Ray's neck, while feeling and touching Ray's chest and back with his hands.

Ray knew it was his chance to escape. Tony had touched him. Ray opened his mouth to say, "Ha-ha! You touched me! Now I'm allowed to leave whenever I want!" But instead all that came out of his mouth was, "Ahhh...NGH! Ahhh..." Tony had already moved his hands downward to Ray teasingly causing him to moan unconrtollably. Tony was aroused by Ray's moans and so started to get tight pants. While Tony continued to move his right hand up and down Ray's shaft, he proceeded to remove his confinements with his left hand. When Ray saw what was happening, he tried to speak again. He wanted to say, "Don't you dare! I don't want anything going into my mouth or up my ass!" But instead all that came out of his mouth was, "Ngh, more...Ah, please...Need, ahhh more!" Tony was delighted with Ray's plead. Tony rewarded him by leading Ray to the bed to sit. Tony spread Ray's theighs apart to lick at his hard member. Ray screamed and moaned as Tony's tongue danced around the tip of Ray's head.

Tony suddenly stopped and pulled back which made Ray pout and cross his arms in disappointment. Tony rose to Ray's level and kissed him lightly on the lips whispering, "Ray, I love you...I know you don't want to do this. I respect that decision. I also know that I broke my side of the promise...You are free to go..." Tony shifted his eyes to the floor as he said this. As Tony stood to leave, Ray held onto Tony, "Wait, don't go..." Ray stood as well and looked Tony straight in the eye, "I love you too much to even care about the promise." Ray grabbed Tony's hands and guided them to his chest, "Keep touching me..."

Somehow even Ray's own words turned himself on. Tony was still hesitant though which caused Ray to slam Tony's back to the wall, "Tony, what's wrong with you? You've been trying to 'rape' me ever since I can remember. When I'm finally willing to do it with you, you fucking chicken out?" Tony looked down nervously at the floor while Ray still held onto him by pushing him deeper into the wall trying to get answers. "Ray...There's something I haven't told you yet...The only reason why I've played around with you is because I knew you wouldn't give in and play along...To make a long story short; I have squirrel aids...I don't want to infect you with it..." Tony tried to escape Ray's grasp on him but Ray was strong in holding him to the wall. Ray shot back sarcasticlly, "Yeah, and I own two camels in a tiny car!" Ray had had enough talking, he roughly kissed at Tony's neck while his hands travelled from Tony's shoulders downward to stroke Tony.

Tony smacked Ray's hands away, "Ray, I'm not kidding!" Ray shot back seductivly, "Yeah well, I ain't kidding either..." Ray saw Tony's mouth opening to speak but Ray cut him off with a kiss. Ray thrust his tongue into Tony's mouth to explore as Ray placed his hands back on Tony's cock to stroke. Tony was completely helpless, his mouth invaded by Ray's tongue, the nice firm grip on his cock that made him harder with every pump, his back to the wall with no escape...