No Bones About It

Author's Note: So I recently just got into Undertale and seen some videos on the game and by far my favorite character from the game would be Sans (hence why I have him as a profile picture) I also happened to noticed that him and Xander share some similarities in some ways so I thought what if I made a story featuring the two characters? But with a twist? So enjoy.

Warning: Well contain spoilers for the game so if you haven't played the game yourself or watch someone else play it turn back now unless you want to have a bad time or have Chara kill you!

Summary: YAHF they're both lazy, they both love jokes, they're determined, they deeply care for their friends/brother, and they know how to give people a bad time if needed, Xander picked up a rather strange costume at Ethan's and truth be told he can actually relate to this character.

Disclaimer: I do not own Undertale or Buffy The Vampire Slayer for they belong to Toby Fox, Joss Wheldon, and mutant enemy Inc. The only thing I thus far is the story itself and Aiden Harris.

Xander's Room

"Xander! Wake up you lazy bum!" Willow said while trying to wake up her childhood friend/crush.

"zzzz….." Xander snored.

Willow rolled her eyes and headed for the bathroom, a minute later she returned with a bucket full of water then dumped the whole thing on Xander causing him to sputter then turned to Willow and say.

"Wills? Wha? What are you doing here? He asked.

"Its 4:30 at noon we were supposed to meet with Buffy, Dawn, you're brother and Oz at Ethan's like 2 hours ago to get our costumes for trick or treating with Dawn and Aiden and what are you doing? Sleeping! " Willow exclaimed.

"Sorry Wills I'm just not up for it today can't we do it some other time?" Xander lazily asked.

"Don't give me that! You promised them that we would go trick or treating with them since they never done it before and you know how upset your brother gets about things, remember when on his birthday when he realized nobody but you came to his party because it was 4:00 in the morning? And the only thing you did to cheer him up was your bad but hilarious puns/jokes which he hates do you want a repeat of that?" Willow said.

"Well no but wha-"Xander said before Willow cut him off.

"Then get up you lazy bum and get some dry clothes on before the shop closes" the witch said.

"Okay I'll go just don't dump anymore water on me when I'm asleep okay Wills?" Xander questioned.

"No promises" Willow replied.

Xander chuckled before heading off to get some dry clothes on.

Time skip Ethan's Costume Emporium

"There you guys are what took you so long?"Buffy asked her two friends.

"Lazybones here was sleeping the day away in his room without knowing it" Willow answered while gesturing to Xander.

"Xander you can't keep doing that don't you know that being lazy isn't going to help you when a demon or vampire try get you or anything" Buffy said with a soft glare.

"We could just stay here and have you guys tell me that my laziness would be the death of me soon all night Or we could head inside and get what we came for before it's too late which would you prefer a or b?"Xander questioned.

Buffy sighed then said.

"Let's head inside for we wasted enough time waiting for you and Willow" she said.

"Well okay then let's head inside and get our costumes" Xander said before heading in Ethan's with the others following suit.

Inside Ethan's costume shop

"Ah welcome to my shop my name is Ethan Rayne what can I get for lovely folks this afternoon?" Ethan asked the six.

"Well sir we were wondering if you had anymore costumes for sale."Aiden answered.

"What kind of costumes are you looking for exactly young man?"Ethan asked again.

"Any kind even if they have to match our personalities and such" Dawn answered for Aiden.

"Hmm I think I have the costumes you're looking for follow me please" Ethan said.

"Thank you Mr. Rayne" Willow thanked before her and the others followed Ethan to the backroom of the shop shop.

The Backroom of Ethan's

Upon entering the backroom of the shop the four scoobies along with Aiden and Dawn saw six mannequins each with different costumes on them.

"I got these costumes a couple of days ago but I never placed them on display I think the first three are from a very popular video game today, while the last few are popular characters" Ethan said.

"We'll take them"Oz said.

"Excellent I'll get them ready for you right away" Ethan replied before him and the others left the backroom to pay for the costumes but little did they know those costumes they just brought were actually enchanted by Ethan himself and would would result in some changes in their lives.

Author's Note: I'm going to stop there for now but don't worry more will come soon so until next chapter have a Sansational day. Ps do you know the character costumes for Buffy and Aiden? Let me know if you do.