Once upon a time there was a prince named draco and one day he met a girl named Hermione and she was really pretty and he fell in love with her and he took her back to his castle and one day he was like, Hermione I love you sooooooooooooo much! Your so kawaiiiiiiii Let s get married tomorrow, ne? Hermione said okay and then they got married and had like 1034857162034918 children together and they lived happily ever after.

Until one day hermione died and then draco got all depressed and stuff and committed suicide.

"bloody hell!' ron said. What the hell happened here? Oh! Ohayo, harry

why are we speaking in Japanese ron? Were british not Japanese

OMG I loooove one direction! ron exclaimed they are sooooooos cute I wanna marry them and have their babies screw Hermione she's dead anyway now and she ditched me for draco

Aggggh screamed harry get the fudge away from me you directionER!

so then ron went off to rape one direction and harry was scarred for life

the eeeennndddddd.


And there you have it. The best Dramione fan fiction known to man. XD

~With help from animefortune2468

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Just saying, it was written over text. Don't expect it to be a masterpiece. :)