Once upon a time, there was a grand host club in the great school of Ouran High School. One day, they decided to make a play of their favorite movie, the Moulin Rouge. Of course, to make it fit nicely, they had to change a few scenes to fit the needs of the actor's (and actress's) personalities, but the basic story remained the same. I, Tamaki, have given you a script of this most wonderful play that I have created for you. Here is how you read it:

Words in italics, like this, are lines from the actual script that I have created.

Words in bold, like this, are lines that the members of the host club decided to say anyways, even without the script.

And words in bold and italics, like the ones I have exampled for you, are everything else that is going on onstage.

So now that you now know how to properly read the script, let's get on with reading it! You don't want to miss out on: Ouran High's Moulin Rouge!

xxx

MORI: Once, a long long time ago, in a city called Paris, France, there was a school. This was no ordinary school; it was the famed Ouran High School, a prestigious academy where only the best came to learn. One summer, I-

TAMAKI: (quietly) Hey! Isn't Haruhi supposed to be reading these lines?

MORI: Well, she said she didn't feel like going along with your weird plans again today…

TAMAKI: What! Haruhi… (puppy dog face)

HARUHI: Why do you want to do a play on the Moulin Rouge anyways? I haven't even heard of it. And I have to do my classwork during this period.

TAMAKI: Because it's important to understand the emotional feelings of these characters that were so beautifully created! In fact, just a moment… (goes off to cry a little in a tissue)

KYOYA: Haruhi, I have predicted that this will boost the income of the Host Club. You have to do this or else I will increase your debt by 20%.

HARUHI: What! That's not fair!

KYOYA: Well, you still owe us for that vase that you broke, so I can decide how you will pay us back.

HARUHI: Fine, just give me the script and I'll read over it. (grabs script and walks off, going to find a quiet place to study)

KYOYA: Be sure to watch the movie as well! It's important!

TAMAKI: She's going to do it? It worked! My crying scene worked! (makes little changes in script and hands it back to Mori)

MORI: And so, our heroine goes off to prepare for the arduous task of learning her lines. While she is, the author advises all readers who do not know what one of subjects are (Moulin Rouge and Ouran High Host Club), should go look them up immediately, for they are both completely amazing. In the meantime, the author will wait until she gets a sign that somebody knows both the Host Club and the Moulin Rouge (hint hint, a review). Until then, au revoir!