What s up, m nerds? This is the penultimate week of the contest. Get Pointer Sisters excited! The prompt is derived both from the show and the forums. The topic is . . . moms. From Michael s mom in Dixon City, to Pam s mom (Mmmilf), to our three pregnant (and awesome) NAdies, everyone loves moms. Especially yours. Because she s easy. Not on the eyes, but in the bedroom. With sex.
So your prompt this week is similarly easy. Let s spend some time with an Office character s mom. At the office. You pick the scenario. You pick the mom. It s basically a Choose Your Own Adventure story, set at the Office, with moms. So, basically not anything like a Choose Your Own Adventure story, but you get the idea.
Thoughts and Parameters 300 Word Limit Creativity A Mom.
Format Written, but otherwise, go nuts. With the moms.
Judging Criteria 1. Overall impact 2. True to characters 3. Appropriate to challenge prompt 4. Creativity Reminders * Deadline for submitting entry #8 is 10 pm EST on Sunday, July 26.
* Voting for challenge #7 begins Monday, July 20.
* This thread is for challenge topic and entries only; please go to the general contest thread for questions/discussion.
* No editing allowed on entries once submitted. Double-check your entry in the general contest thread before posting it in this thread.

Mi Ho Michael enters the Scranton Business Park Office building late one morning to find an elderly Hispanic woman yelling at Hank the security guard.
Hispanic Woman: (Translated from Spanish for our benefit but not for Michael and Hank) No you idiot, I am not looking to apply for a job as a cleaning woman I want to see my son Oscar! Michael: Hey, hey, hey what is going on here Hank?
Hank: I don t know Michael she only speaks Spanish and I can t understand a word she is saying.
Michael: (Spoken very slowly) We do not hire the cleaning crew. You want to call Billy Merchant. He is the building owner and he hires you people. Up in the office Oscar: Erin can you please let me know when Michael finally arrives so I can let him know my mom is coming in.
Erin: What is it with everyone s moms visiting all of the sudden? In The Lobby Billy: Miss I am not interested in hiring any new people right now the economy is too bad to be hiring any new employees. Michael Billy she doesn t understand economy. She understands trading chickens for ponchos. You know what this is ridiculous. Michael pulls out his cell phone I am calling Oscar and getting him down here. He speaks their language and he can straighten this whole thing out.