And so, the Twilight writer writes a song about Guitar Hero. I played Pinball Wizard on Rock Band one day, then I wrote this song without the music in a record 7 minutes.
To the tune of "Pinball Wizard" by The Who.
http://free . napster . com/player/tracks/12945598
Ever since I was a young boy
I played plastic guitar
To me, it seemed so easy
I was gonna be a star
But I ain't seen nothin' like him
In any place, near or far
That short, fat, and bald kid
Sure plays a mean guitar
He stands there like a statue
A well-oiled machine
Pressin' all the buttons
Always playin' clean
He's got crazy strummin' fingers
Those skills will take him far
That short, fat, and bald kid
Sure plays a mean guitar
He's a guitar hero
There has to be a twist
A guitar hero
Has carpal tunnel wrist
How do you think he does it?
I don't know!
What makes him so good?
There's no way to distract him
He's focused on his goal
He only plays the hard songs
Cause that's the way he rolls
Beating my high scores
Now he's raised the bar
That short, fat, and bald kid
Sure plays a mean guitar
I thought I was
The plastic guitar king
But I just handed my controller to him
Even on 'Master of Puppets'
He can beat my best
His friends get him a chair
And he just does the rest
He's got a full game FC
He will be a star
That short, fat, and bald kid
Sure plays a mean guitar
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