DISCLAIMER: MonMusu belongs to Okayado.

~ What You Wish For ~

I wish I could meet you in real life, he typed. He went back and erased it, then typed it again. His finger hovered over the "enter" key for a long moment before he finally willed himself to press it. He immediately regretted sending it and was about to start typing an apology, when her reply popped up on the screen.

No, you really don't.

What did she mean by that?

I mean it. I want to meet you, he sent.

That's what you think now, she sent back, but if you really met me, you wouldn't think so.

He didn't know what to say to that. Should he try to convince her that he was serious about meeting in real life? Or should he just drop the subject?

While he was trying to decide, a new message appeared on the screen.

You're human, right?

Ah, so that's what was wrong.

Yes, he responded, but I have no problem with extraspecies persons. (As long as you're not a criminal, lol.)

Ha ha. What, are you a cop?

He didn't know whether it was a good idea to admit it or not. While he was dithering over what to say next, a new message popped up on his screen.

You are, aren't you? OMG, it would be hilarious if you were the guy who tried to arrest me the other day for being outside without my host family.

... Tara?

O.O OMFG IT'S REALLY YOU! LMFAO.

Ha ha. Well, this is awkward.

By the way, I'm going to need a new host family cause the one I had decided they can't deal with me anymore. You down?

He sighed. Coordinator Smith had been sending difficult-to-place monstergirls his way ever since he let the chief talk him into signing up to be an Interspecies Exchange host, so it was likely that this girl would end up at his house soon, anyway.

Sure, he sent. I already have a few other homestays so I hope you'll all get along...

~end~

A/N: This is based on a series of MonMusu fanart (by various 4chan users) which is known as "Bike Cop's Adventures in Tsunderville". Tara is a Large Breed Arachne.