Still Better Than Twilight

AN: I have a very strange mind.

"When all else fails, draw a banana car."

~Anonymous.

Ed was being pulled in to the gate, his body being deconstructed, as Truth continued to grin at him like the creeper he/she/it always acted like.

Don't get me wrong, Truth is pretty badass, and one of the best characters in both animes and the manga, but he/she/it is almost as creepy as Father acting cheerful.

Moving on.

As Ed was being ripped apart (Pardon my melodrama), he managed to gasp out seven words.

"Still better than watching a Twilight movie."

The little black hand things instantly stopped taking Ed apart, and one of them made a little fist, and held it out to the blond.

Ed and the hand thing did a fist bump, making a surprisingly satisfying smacking sound.

The hands resumed deconstructing Ed until he was almost all gone.

"Worth it!"