"Get up you freaky haired freakster!" Aunt Vernon said to Harry.
"I'm already up you old hag." Harry muttered under his breath.
"Get out of your room!"
'Room," Harry thought, 'you call this a room. I call it a six by six cupboard. Well, it is newly refurbished. I got a new pillow, and this one is devoid of blood stains! So that's good, I really should be more grateful.'
Harry stepped out of his room and sat for breakfast. Today was Sunday, and he didn't make breakfast on Sunday because Aunt Vernon likes to cook her special ham and egg sauce battered together with eggshells for a hard crunchy core, and geese feathers for a soft outer layer. She called it her Ham and egg sauce with eggshells and geese feather pancakes.
While Dudley, Harry, and Uncle Petunia were waiting for the food, the wind outside howled.
"Dudley! Why did you do that? Not at the kitchen table. Ugh, we need some air." Uncle Petunia said, he then opened a window.
Harry flew out of his seat with the intense wind. Dudley, Petunia, and Vernon seemed unaffected by it. Harry was struggling to stand.
"Oi! Close the window chaps!" Harry screamed.
"Never, we all could use a slight breeze." Uncle Petunia said.
As he said it their framed, expensive, and highly decorated china fell. It shattered into many pieces. All the china fell, as well as the television and the refrigerator. It fell near Dudley and he grabbed a half eaten chocolate cake out of it and closed it.
"I'M GOING AWAY. I'M GOING AWAY AND NEVER COMING BACK!"
"Alright, tootles." Dudley said.
Harry packed his shirt, sock, underwear, his pair pants, an eye doctor's appointment card, and his lucky get out of jail free card. He had three of those, just in case.
As he left out the front the door the wind stopped, he danced happily in the glowing sunlight, playing with the bushes. He grabbed a match and set the Dursley's plants and flowers on fire, accidentally.
A tornado swooped by, and while he heard screaming and shouting and pain of all kind, in affected him in now way. As the tornado sucked him in the air he pretended he could fly. He saw that a space ninja was caught up in circles and he freed him. The space ninja thanked him by giving him a pamphlet. As he opened the pamphlet the tornado subsided and he was at the eye doctors. He put the pamphlet in his suitcase and waited to open it later.
He entered the doctor's office with open smiles.
"Hello Harry."
"Hello Doctor Paul. This is Uncle Petunia's checkbook; he said that you could write as much money as you want for a donation to sick and needy children."
"Thank you Harry, now if you please look at this card, and tell me if it turns a dark shade of blue for you."
Harry stared at the card and it magically turned pink.
"What does a light shade of pink mean?" Harry asked.
"It means something grand." The doctor handed Harry a pamphlet.
"Hey, a ninja man gave one to me." Harry took his out.
"Read it." Doctor Paul said.
Harry opened it and began to read.
'Dear Mr. Potter, you have seen the light shade of pink, it means you possess magical abilities. From now on you will be attending Hogwarts. It is a magical institution. We look forward to see you, arrive September 1st at King Cross station, your doctor has all your materials and your train ticket, he also has your money witch he will give you, but what he can't give, is good looks. Ah, that's a knee slapper. Don't tell him, and also don't tell I hide aces in my sleeve when we play cards, bahaha! Tootles!'
"Well, uh, if that's all. I'll be taking my stuff then."
"Fine, bye Harry."
Harry took his stuff without another word. He braced himself and prepared for his ride.
"I'm ready."
The tornado came and swept him up.
"HERE I COME HOGWARTS! I WIL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!"
Unfortunately no could hear him. The tornado dropped him off at a place called Diagon Alley. He walked past wizards and witches, goblins and toads, measles and mumps, and all kinds of creatures. Then a redhead came up to, wand pointed straight at his face.
"Hey!"
"Hey." Harry replied, and they shook hands. Then it started raining blond haired kids. One by one they fell; then, one fell on top of the redhead kid.
"Hi I'm Draco."
"HEY! DRACO-MCNUGGET PANTS! I'M STRAIGHT, GET OFF MY BLOODY LEGS. GO LAY ON ONE OF THOSE OTHER BLOODY BLONDS, MAYBE ONE OF THEM IS GAY!"
Draco then dashed off when Ron yelled, thinking he was a wildebeest.
Harry and the redhead kid were then thrown into the mall jail for abuse of blonds. Harry sat in the corner thinking how great this was, he was thinking about Egg shelled, feathery pancakes, how the redhead kid got huge biceps because Harry wanted to squeeze them, he thought about his jail mates and what games they could play.
"WAIT! I HAVE A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
The man took the get out of jail free card.
"Get out of jail free, copyright Monopoly incorporated, rights reserved, 1964…..sounds legit, get out here."
"Wait, save me to. By the way, I'm Ron."
"Tough nubs Ron."
Ron started to cry and Harry unfortunately saved him
"Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They then skipped down the yellow brick road towards the sunset, where it was sure dang pretty.
