A/N: So this is my FIRST House Of 1000 Corpses fic! I LOVE RJ. There aren't enough things online bout him. They're kind of OOC, don't hate me1 It's hard to write a lot of stories at once, that's right, I'm working on updating ALL my stories! YAY ME!!!
But yeah, this is years before the first movie, I didn't like what they did to Otis in the second one, he looked gross. AND how RJ was a different actor! AND, I cried when everyone died at the end.....
Emily smiled as she looked up at the old farmhouse; it was her home for most of her life. The place seemed to be abandoned though, but that's probably because everyone was off doing his or her own thing. She walked to the front door. Three knocks, no answer. Emily sighed and started to walk back to her car.
"Where are you going pretty mama?" A voice came from behind her. Emily looked around and saw a somewhat tall man.
"I'm sorry, they must have moved." She blocked the setting sun's rays with her hand and watched as he walked closer to her.
"Who is they?" he replied stopping in front of her. He wasn't bad looking, Emily thought.
"My family, Vera-Ellen, ever hear of her?" His eyes flashed something she couldn't read.
"Otis, who is it?" Emily looked over the man, now known as Otis's shoulder and saw Vera-Ellen standing in the doorway.
"Ellie!" Emily pushed Otis aside and ran up to Vera-Ellen.
"Emmy! But I go by Baby now." Baby responded with a squeal. The two women stopped in front of each other and squealed more.
They were asking each other the same questions at the same time when Otis got annoyed. "What the fuck is going on here?" He shouted.
"Otis you idiot! Emily is a part of our family, and she's R.J.'s sex partner." Baby started poking Emily in the sides.
"For your information, I was never his sex partner, I was his unofficial wife." Emily said proudly.
"Yeah, and by the looks of what's in your car, I'd say he did one hell of a job at knocking you up too." Otis said.
"You have a kid?" Baby ran to Emily's car and gasped. Asleep in the backseat was an exact replica of a young R.J.
All of a sudden, a large tow truck pulled into the drive. Emily froze when she recognized R.J. She looked to her best friend and she nodded.
"Hello Rufus." Emily smiled as he got out. He looked at her, and then a scowl spread across his face. Without saying a word, he walked into the house. Baby put a hand on Emily's shoulder.
"Sweetie, it's OK, he's probably still upset about the fact that you left without saying goodbye." Emily shook Baby's hand off and opened the door to the backseat of her car.
"Little man, come on. We're here, wake up." Emily gently shook her young son. He began to stir.
"How old is he?" Baby asked as Otis mumbled something about going back inside.
"Think Baby, he's six." Emily replied as she picked up her son. He wiped the sleep from his eyes and smiled at Baby. He looked so much like R.J. did at that age.
"Wow, it seems like longer since we last saw you. Did you leave because you found out you were pregnant?" Baby waved at the little boy then looked at his mother.
"Emily Walker, it that really you?" A woman shouted from the front porch.
"Yeah Mama! It's me!" Emily hollered back. The woman rushed up to the trio and stopped when she saw Emily's son.
"Is he R.J.'s little boy? Oh, he looks just like his daddy." Mama said as the boy buried his face in Emily's shoulder.
"It's OK sweetie, this woman is your grandma. Yeah, this is little Rufus." Mama looked as if she was about to cry.
"Well girls, let's get inside, suppers ready." Mama led the way into the house.
When they got to the dinner table, Emily saw R.J. again. He didn't talk, but he stared at her.
Their son looked at him, and he buried his face in Emily's shoulder again.
"Rufus, it's OK, he's your daddy, the one in all the pictures." Emily rubbed his back with her free hand.
"He looks mean, and scary, you said he wouldn't be." Little Rufus said. R.J. stood up and walked over to them.
"So who's here?" Emily and R.J. looked at an old man hobbling into the room.
"Grandpa Hugo, It's me, Emmy!" Emily smiled at him. He squinted at her and grinned.
"Well damn girl! You sure have filled out since the last time I saw you. You were ten." He said as he sat down.
"Grandpa, you know that's a damn lie, she had just turned twenty-two!" Mama came in and sat down. Emily sat down and put Little Rufus in the chair in between her and R.J. He couldn't see the top of the table and Emily laughed when he stood up.
"So little boy, what do you do for fun?" Otis asked Little Rufus as he and Baby sat down.
"I like coloring." he said quietly. Emily looked around with a puzzled expression.
"Mama, where's Tiny?" She asked.
"He's out in the woods somewhere. He heard you brought a little kid with you, and he said he didn't want to frighten him." Baby answered the question. Emily made a face and got upset.
"That's not right, Little Rufus here, he's not afraid of anything, besides, he's seen a picture of Tiny before." Emily stood up, walked outside, and hollered for Tiny to come inside. She didn't know how far away he was, so she didn't know if he heard her.
When she walked back inside, her son and his father were having a conversation about her. A huge smile spread across her face, this is what she wanted.
"So what's your mommy like nowadays, does she still do a lot of yard work?" R.J. asked and Little Rufus nodded. Emily sat down and she still had a large smile.
"So Emily, what brings you all the back here to Ruggsville, did you miss my devilish charms?" Grandpa asked as he wiped the food from his face. Everyone looked at her.
"Oh man, you know I like 'em old. But no,to tell you the truth, I knew I couldn't spend the rest of my life away from you guys, you're my family." She said as she picked at her plate.
"Well, that's just fan-fucking-tastic Emily." Grandpa said.
"Eat you vegetables." R.J. looked at his son, who was poking at his green beans.
"But I don't like green beans, they taste bad." he pouted.
"Listen to your father sweetheart." Emily said as she ate her dinner. In some ways, it was like she never left.
After dinner, Little Rufus kept nodding off. Emily held him as he finally fell asleep. She smiled at R.J. again, and he smiled back.
"Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm really tired, I've been on the road for quite a while." Emily stood, still holding her son. R.J. stood after her and took the boy. He carried him upstairs as Emily followed them.
"I missed you." R.J. said as she closed his bedroom door behind her.
"Rufus, I missed you too, I missed you every second of every day, and seeing our son only reminded me of that void you filled." She set their son down on the bed and stood to look at Rufus.
"I'm glad we have a son, and I'm glad you came back to me. I just wish you would have done it sooner." He wrapped his arms around her body; Emily was so much smaller than he was.
"I was scared, I thought you were going to be mad and not claim him." Emily looked up at him; tears were starting to form in her eyes.
"Emily, you of all people should remember how horrible I felt the first time. I regret what happened everyday of my life." R.J. wiped the tears from her eyes.
"Rufus don't worry about the past, it wasn't your fault, it was Cutter's, which reminds me, I'm going to kill him next time I see him." Emily looked into R.J.'s eyes and smiled. She took his shirt off him, and they climbed into bed.
A/N: OMG WHAT DID CUTTER(Captain Spaulding)DO???
You'll just have to wait for it, ALL will be revealed! I miss Dennis Fimple, and Matthew McGrory!
