Introduction and Disclaimer.
OK, this is meant purely as a Mary Sue parody. I've tried to put in as many Sueish cliches as possible, without being too sickly sweet. I thought this up one night, after reading a few Mary Sue parodies; basically, I thought "I could do that." So, I decided to write a parody of what would happen if the characters from this RP that myself and a couple of friends are currently playing would react when faced with the infamous Mary Sue and Gary Stu. I've fleshed it out a bit from the original one, which my friends Sarah KOM and Silent Wolf would recognise. Plus, Sarah made a few suggestions to the piece, which I've added in. There is also some (OK, a lot) of swearing, along with references to sex, violence and death. And finally, the word "Angel" is deliberately misspelled as "Angle", cuz a lot of Suethors make that error.
I don't own any of the references to Resident Evil, nor do I own Mary Sue or Gary Stu. Nor do I want to.
The characters Miya and X are owned by Silent Wolf; the characters Destiny, Erin and Snake are owned by Sarah KOM, and the characters Rian, Lee, Eric, Luna, Zackie and Azhdeha are owned by me.
Chapter 1
The sun was high in the sky as Mary Sue made her way thru a gate that hung off its hinges. She tossed her silken mane of honey blonde hair as she walked to the door of the house that she instinctively knew was the house of the Carcer resistance group. Mary Sue had heard of the group's struggle to free Carcer from the tyranny of Albert Wesker, and knew that her services were urgently required. Her sapphire blue eyes twinkled as she stood at the door, her willowy figure clearly visible thru the glass panel in the door. Mary knocked once on the door, and, hearing footsteps, prepared to be adored.
"Fuck off," was what the guy who answered the door said. He had green eyes, which were bloodshot with dark shadows under them, and his black hair was very untidy. He was unshaven too and he obviously had just woken up that very moment. "It's 9 o'clock in the morning, and I'm hung-over." He scowled at Mary Sue, obviously not at all pleased to see her.
Mary Sue was astonished. Could this really be the response of a man to such a beautiful and talented girl as herself? How could he fail to notice her beautiful golden hair, each strand perfect and shining like the sun? Or her beautiful blue eyes, each one with perfect black lashes that didn't need mascara? Or even her naturally plump lips, red as a freshly plucked rose?
"Are you deaf or something?" grunted Rian, irritably. "Piss off." The door was abruptly slammed in Mary's face.
