Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. You can tell by my bad writing
AN: This is a story in MY POV to describe myself, I have dark brown hair, almost black, and brown eyes. My main clothes are a tshirt and jeans. OK!
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HARRY POTTER yay! I fucking love Harry Potter. The books I mean. They are awesome. Excuse my language, you know, it sort of slips... Well anyway, I'm American and proud! Something I'm not proud of is not understanding a few of the British terms and stuff. So, when I think, I think in an American accent, not British. I also use american terms or I'm SORRY if I write uncharacteristically cuz I'm American. I'M SORRY!Well anyway, my favorite paring in the books is sev and lily! I LOVE romantic stuff, and sev is so CYUTE! Well not really, but, like Dumbledore, everything is possible with love, at least that's what I think. It's too bad snape is really unlucky and his life sucks. WHICH IS WHY I HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE IT! Woooooo that's what fanfictions are for, am I right? Well, let's just say I've tried jumping into my book, using a stick as a wand, and ran into a tree, but I have failed to transport myself from my regular boring world to the word of wizards and wizards. So I'm just going to pretend that I magically transported there somehow, and now I'm there! FLOO POWDER GO!
Yes! I'm here! Right by the Lake with the Giant Squid. Ok. Now I just have to find Severus or Lily or one of the marauders. Or at least someone I know from the book. Hmmmmm what year am I in. I seriously know nothing. I have came totally unprepared. OK!
I walk toward a building next to me. I'm not really sure where anything is, I didn't really thoroughly read the books, I just wanted to get to the next part and the next part. As for the movies, I have no idea what Hogwarts was like in them, so, POTATO!
Ok then, I'm lost. Can't I just imagine I'm somewhere and magically transport there? Yes, like apparating but I can do it in Hogwarts because I am awesome. Ok then... I closed my eyes and imagined I was in he Gryffindor common room. Yes; I'm sitting on the couch nearest to the common I opened my eyes again, I heard a cry of shock. I opened my eyes, realizing my butt was planted straight on someone else's lap. As I stared in horror at his face, I realized it was Sirius. Sirius Black. My favorite character!
"SIRIUS!" I shouted.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" he shouted back.
"I AM THE AWESOMEST PERSON EVER!"
"WHY ARE YOU WEARING MUGGLE CLOTHES!"
I looked down at my clothes. I had on a black tshirt and jeans. I really should have thought this out.
By this time, everyone was looking at the guy shouting a the girl who appeared out of nowhere.
"DUH, Muggle clothes are so in now!" I told him, not even knowing what year it was, much less what was in at the time.
"Wait, wait wait. Let me ask you some questions. Number one: who are you? I'm pretty sure I've never seen you, you look younger than me, and even though I don't pay attention to the sorting, I know I haven't seen you in it."
"How would you know, you weren't paying attention!"
"Well you aren't in Gryffindor!"
"Then maybe I'm in another house." Hmm how about Hufflepuff, oh wait, I'm too lazy. RAVENCLAW! I'm perfect for that. I think.
"But wait, number two, how did you even get in here? You can't apparate in Hogwarts, and you are too young to anyway."
I should mention I'm thirteen. So I would be a third year at Hogwarts at the time. In eighth grade.
"Maybe I'm super magical then." Haha. I'm not magical at all.
"Ok, that's it I'm taking you to the Headmaster."
NO! I'm not good at Occlumency, he would see right through me!
"NO!" I shouted and apparated, or whatever I do, to the library.
Sirius just stared there, dumbfounded.
Haha! I got away from Sirius?
I opened my eyes, and stared in wonderment at the many books in the library.
"So...many...books." I whispered.
"What, you've never been to the library before?" Asked a voice behind me.
Shoulder length hair, tattered clothes, I would know that nose anywhere. SNAPE!
"SNAPE!" I yelled. I ran and hugged him.
"W-what?" He said in wonderment.
"I'm going to be your new best friend, Sev! Where's Lily?"
"Lily is out with her Gryffindor friends," he muttered. "And, who are you! Why aren't you wearing robes, Why did you suddenly appear in front of me, and why haven't I seen to before?" Their was something about this girl, something strange. He usually avoided people, but something told him to stay near this girl.
"Ok, before I answer, can you answer my questions? What year are we in, What year are you in, and how long have you been in love with Lily?"
Sev blushed, then turned away. "I'm not going to answer any of your questions silly American girl. How would YOU know I'm in love with Lily?"
"Oh, so you ARE in love with Lily! Thanks for the answer!" Then I quickly ran away.
"What the hell just happened?" muttered Severus. He didn't know what just happened, but he knew it was something big.
I have to find Lily now! Or see the headmaster. Hmmm headmaster, lily, headmaster, lily, Dumbledore the Awesome, possible new friend. Tough decision.
Of course, as a lot of my decisions come to, it isn't even mine.
"WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING SCHOOL ROBES!" yelled Filth. I mean Filch. He grabbed my arm and took me to the headmaster. Just for being out of uniform? Wow. I let him take me, even though I could easily just dissapear, but what fun would that be? Let's go see the headmaster! Woohoo! A headmaster is basically the principal, right?
Filch led me to a gargoyle, muttered lemon drops, and we came in. Dumbledore was at his desk. The first thing I thought when I saw him was:
Wow! He's OLD!
I hope he wasn't reading my mind at that second. Filch left after saying he saw me apparate on school grounds and not wear school robes. I guess the first is why I'm here.
"Who are you?" asked Dumbledore. Well, he definitely knows I don't go to this school. Better spin an awesome lie, or as I like to call them, stories.
"I am a magical muggle who loves books, so I came here."
That was the awesomest lie ever.
It would be pretty awesome, if I just left right now. I would get it trouble... Who cares I don't go to this school. GOODBYE DUMBLEDORE! I left.
But not before he grabbed on to my arm and I went to the whomping willow.
Hmmmm, Dumbledore thought, it's not apparating, you don't feel the sickness, and it's in Hogwarts. He wanted to use legimency, but decided he wanted to find out as about this girl as he could, without raping her mind.
"Can you apparate outside of Hogwarts?" asked Dumbledore.
"Sure." I shrugged. Then imagined I was back home, standing in my room. I miss my room.
When I opened my eyes, I found myself 20 feet off the ground, on a familiar mountain/hill.
"Awww shoot my house hasn't been built yet." We began to fall, but I quickly imagined myself flying, while Dumbledore did a floating charm on himself, then landed on the ground.
Her house hasn't been built yet. Since we appeared in the air, she must have wanted to go to a second story. If it hasn't been built yet, could she possibly be from... The future? Dumbledore thought.
Maybe I'll just go to my school. I've always wanted to see what it was like in the oldish days. I grabbed Dumbledores hand and appeared at the gate in my school.
Woah, it's different. The church is different, and bigger than the actual school. I remembered that nuns used to teach. But it's still my beloved school. School, sweet school.
Of course, Mr. Grumpygrumps Dumbledore is shocked or something, but I don't care. I missed school. Oh wait it's weekend. Darnit. I walked back to Dumbledore, who was still staring at the school.
"Hey, world to Dumbledore!" I shouted! He went back into focus.
"Where are we?" he asked.
"It's my school, but it isn't as big as it was before. What year are we in by the way?" Dumbledore just stared at me.
"Hey, don't read my mind, its personal in there!" concentrated on making my mind unreadable, I hope it works.
"W-who are you?" he stammered. Whoa, I never thought Dumbledore would act like this. I decided to scare him.
I flew up into the air, caused sparks the blow up around me, and burst my hair into (fake) fire.
"I am Sarah, the most powerful person of my time!" I shouted in a powerful voice. Then I landed on the ground and made myself look perfectly normal. Jk,
I'm just a muggle. And you are Dumbledore!"
"Yes, yes I am. Care to take me back to Hogwarts now?
AN: Well that was the first chapter! It was pretty short, compared to the other ones... But that's ok! Please leave reviews! This is my first story, so no hate, only constructive criticism. as you can see, it was written in first person, but that will change.
