Hello :D I wrote this one shot at about one in the morning when I couldn't get to sleep. I hope you enjoy it :D

James

Lily

Lily?

No.

I haven't even asked you anything yet!

Let's keep it that way, shall we James?

Oh go on Lily!

No.

Sometimes I wonder why I am so attracted to you.

Sometimes I wonder why I am so un-attracted to you.

I think it's because we get along so well…

Get along so well? You're thicker than I thought James.

And the fact you're always so kind to me…

Yes, that must be why. Idiot.

And the way you have all these cute nicknames for me…

Like 'moron' and 'prat' you mean?

But anyway, back to what I wanted to ask you.

Don't make me say no again.

Please Lily!

No! Non! Nein!

What's the last word mean?

It means 'no' in German.

I thought that might be it. How do you know German anyway?

Went on holiday there last summer with my parents and my sister Petunia. The spawn of Satan.

How did you get there? Floo Powder? By apparating?

Plane.

What's plane?

A muggle method of transportation.

Oh…Obviously. Are you going out with Adam Brooks?

From planes to Hufflepuffs. No, I'm not going out with Adam Brooks. He's more of an idiot than you are.

I'm going to kill Sirius.

I am guessing he told you that to wind you up?

Yep, the bloody git. If he wasn't my best friend I'd strangle him with my bare hands.

Why not just hex him instead?

That might be easier. So you're definitely not going out with anyone then? You're sure?

Let me think for a minute…Of course I'm sure! Unlike you I am not a total moron and I know when I'm dating. Adam Brooks just annoys me though. I can't stand him for some reason and I don't even know why.

Same here, he gets on my nerves just being in the same room as me.

Doesn't really make sense does it?

Nope, but anyway, about that little question earlier…

I swear I am going to murder you.

You'd never murder me; you love me too much to live without my sexy presence.

Ha! Sure about that?

That you'd never murder me or about my sexy presence?

Both.

Yes, I'm sure.

Alright then…

You better not kill me in my sleep to try and prove your point.

Oh James, I was only joking you poor little idiot.

You can make it up to me by answering my question with a yes.

So how do you want to be killed?

Seriously, just say yes!

Fine! Dear god, ALRIGHT! I will bloody go out with you tonight. Happy? Pleased that I've finally given in? You insufferable moron.

Lily?

WHAT?

I wasn't asking you to go out with me…

I just wanted you to help me transfigure my fork into an owl.

Oh my God. Oh my holy God.

If you want to though, we can go out.

How did I possibly think you were asking me out? And I thought you were an idiot! How could I be so stupid?

Go out with me.

What?

You've already said yes anyway.

By mistake!

But you still said it. Go out with me then.

No. I hate you.

Hate is such a strong word.

You're right. I don't hate you.

Really?

Yes. Let's say I loathe you instead. There, that sounds better.

You can't loathe me that much if you want to go out with me.

It's just as well that I don't want to go out with you then, isn't it?

You're the one who said yes.

It was an ACCIDENT!

Sure it was.

I am going to jam that fork into your eye if you don't leave me alone right about…now.

Course you are.

Do you want to be blind?

I'd rather be deaf actually.

That can be arranged.

Lily, you would never hurt me.

Oh yeah?

OW! That was completely unnecessary! I am so going to tell the McGonagall you just stabbed me with a fork.

I didn't 'stab' you James, I merely poked you.

I am still going to get you a detention though. Think of what Dumbledore will say. Doesn't an act of violence go down on your permanent record?

Oh my God, does it?!

I'm pretty sure it does. What a shame, all the teachers are going to hate you now, and then you'll become one of us.

One of whom?

The losers who the teachers try and get expelled.

Please don't tell McGonagall I hurt your arm!

Look, you made me bleed!

Please!! I'll do anything! Just don't get me expelled!

So you'll go out with me?

Uh…

Professor McGonagalllllllllllllllllllllllll?

Fine! Whatever. Just don't tell her!

Deal. I think you and I are goin to be a great couple Lily.

Oh…shut up.

Xx The End xX


I did check my spelling, but forgive me if I missed anything :D R/R please xxxNoemiexxx