DISCLAIMER: I don't Hetalia by Hidekaz Himaruya or the song 'Teenagers' by My Chemical Romance.

I just own Bob and Bill.

PAIRINGS: UsUk, mentions of: Franada, RusPrus, Spamano, and HunLiech

UNIVERSE: Delinquent!AU

CHARACTERS: Alfred (America), Arthur (England/Britain/UK), Francis (France), Matthew (Who?), Antonio (Spain), Lovino (Romano), Ivan (Russia), Gilbert (Prussia), Elizaveta (Hungary, and Lili (Liechtenstein)

WARNINGS: Coarse language, Yaoi, Yuri


HAJIME

Alfred and Arthur, two delinquents from a nearby high school were walking down the street. Neither of them really took notice of what was around them. Not the Bad Touch Trio spray-painting a brick wall with their lovers' names. Not Elizaveta Héderváry making out with Lili Zwingli. Not anything. And definitely not the police watching them.

"They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do,"
Alfred suddenly sang, and Arthur looked at him startled and all the other delinquents turned to look at them as Arthur sang as well.

"Because the drugs never work
They gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They gonna rip up your heads
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine,"
He grinned and the other delinquents began to in.

"They say that teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me,"
This time it was Antonio and Lovino singing. The two police men looked at each other and then back at the teens in a disturbed way as the other delinquents walked over to walk down the street as well. With the exception of Gilbert who was being given a piggy-back ride by his lover; Ivan.

"The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much, kid
But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
We'll make them pay for the things that they did,"
Gilbert sang along with Ivan.

"They say that teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Ohh yeah!"
Matthew and Francis sang.

"They say that teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

All together now!" This time it was Alfred singing

"Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me,"
Everyone sang.

"Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me,"
Arthur finally finished off.

With that, the delinquents dispersed in pairs as they walked down the street laughing and humming.


"That has got to be the strangest thing I've ever seen Bob," said one of the police officers.

"Teenagers really do scare the shit out of me, Bill," the other one said.

The two got in their car and drove off.

OWARI


Rachele: I honestly have no clue what the fuck this is.

Ebony: You be on a One-shot rampage.

Rachele: Damn straight.

R and R! I'm a review whore. :3