Notes: This is just something I came up with when I was bored and I decided to type it up. I wrote it like 2 years ago and I don't feel like editing it so here it is in all its glory.

"Welcome to Anger Management 101!!!!! Will everyone please stand and say their name to the class! Why don't we start with you young man?" squealed the instructor eagerly, waiting to start the class.

"Um… Okay. My name is Harry Potter." Harry said quietly. 'I think this guy's tie is a little too tight' he thought to himself. Everyone clapped.

"NEXT!" the instructor all but screamed into the room.

"I am Professor Dumbledore." He said in a loud clear voice but obviously agreeing with Harry's thoughts. Once again everyone clapped.

"VERY GOOD! NOW WHAT ABOUT YOU SIR?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!" he screamed.

"IM LORD VOLDEMORT! BAM BAM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" Voldemort said waiting for an applause he wasn't going to get. "WHY ARE YOU TWO ALWAYS MORE POPULAR THAN ME!?" Voldemort yelled at them.

"WHOA there little guy! Sharing our feelings isn't until phase 3!" The instructor told him.

"WHATS PHASE TWO!!!!!?????!!!!??!?!?!?" Voldemort screamed.

"Well, now we have to tell everyone our age and occupations! Why don't you start Harry!"

"Well, I'm 17, and I am a student at Hogwarts."

"I am 1,000,000 and I am dead. But I was headmaster at Hogwarts."

"I'm 150 and I rule the world!... I mean… I want to…."

"VERY GOOD VOLDIE POO!" the instructor bellowed.

"Wait, you're 150? Imma call you Oldie Poo!" Harry squeaked!

"Very good nick name Harry! You are a very bright student! Nick names weren't until phase 5!" the instructor praised.

"IM NOT OLDIE POO! DUMBLEDORES OLDER THAN ME! And wait a second! When I went ahead, I got scolded. He gets praise?! I HATE YOU ALL!"

"Now now Voldie. You must stop getting ahead!" the instructor said calmly.

"SEE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!" Oldie screamed again.

Notes: I just realized I haven't finished this yet. Oh well. Review and tell me if I should waste my time finishing it in chapter two. Thanks!