Hey peoples. I decided to take a short break from my other stories for a bit (even though I think making up the title took longer than writing the rest of this story) and write some cute little one-shot. This was the result. In my opinion, more hilarious than fluffy, but whatever. ON WITH THE FIC!!!
Unfazed
WINRY POV
"Winry! Aunt Pinako! Help!" I heard Al yell from the living room where he and Ed had currently taken up residence.
"What is it Al? What do you need?" I yelled from behind my bedroom door.
"It's brother! He's acting really weird!" He yelled back.
"Isn't he always like that?!" I yelled, laughing as I walked down the stairs to see what Al needed. I walked into the living room.
"Al, Ed isn't doing anything." I said to the distressed suit of armor.
"I know! That's my point. He won't do anything!" Al said, completely losing his head on the chandelier. He's right. Ed is always doing something. He should have laughed at Al's head falling off, but…I decided to test how long this 'obliviousness' was going to hold.
I poked Ed in the head.
No response.
I waved my hand in front of his eyes.
Nope.
I smacked him upside the head.
Nada.
This isn't working.
"Ed, Ed, anyone in there?" I asked, knocking on his head, making a hollow sound.
Still nothing.
"I'm gonna hit you with my wrench."
Zip.
I'm gonna take your watch."
Zero.
"I'll make you drink milk."
Zilch.
"I'll kill Al." ("Hey!")
Cero.
"Fine then. You're… you're…you're short!"
Nu-uh.
"Argh! Why won't you do anything!" I yelled, getting frustrated. This isn't doing any good. Time for drastic measures. I grabbed his shoulders, sat down in front of him, and kissed.
It was a quick, chaste kiss, but I was blushing furiously by the end of it.
Nothing. Would nothing faze this boy?
"GAH!!! WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING?!" I stomped back up to my room and slammed the door. Hard.
AL'S POV
I heard Winry slam her door. Right after the yelling, noise, and ranting died down, my brother leaped up and did a little 'victory dance'. "Yes!"
There. That didn't turn out exactly like I envisioned it, but there you go. Please review, or I won't get better. Maybe. I will accept constructive criticism, but I will use all flames to set Ed's pants on fire. Okay, I'll go back to writing my other stories now. BYE!
