It was an ordinary day and Thanos was jerking off to pictures of gay minions dry humping each other with the caption "like if u luv moms" as usual, when something unusual happened. A large blue penis- I mean a large police call bax appeared in front of thanos and crashed in front of his throne.
"What the…" said Thanos, as he slowly got off his throne. All of a sudden, the doors flew open, and loud, manly moans could be heard. Thanos slowly peeked into the strange box, and was shocked with what he saw. A naked Darkseid was penetrating the Doctor with his rock hard male genitalia. Thanos then pulled down his pants and leaped into the fray.
Genitals, muscles, and old and moldy feet were everywhere, and Thanos loved it.
"ooh yeah baby, it's time to go down town…" said Thanos as Darkseid started to gown down to his nether-regions. Darkseid sucked long and hard on Thanos's unusually long infinity gem. Thanos moaned with pleasure and Darkseid just kept on sucking and sucking, until a sticky, white liquid started to squirt out of his infinity gem. The Doctor got down and started to lap up the liquid along with Darkseid and Thanos just lay back and smiled. This is what he's been waiting for his entire life.
"Are you ready [insert clever sexual Doctor Who reference here]" said the Doctor seductively, while he crawled on top of Thanos. Thanos started to blush furiously. The Doctor then started to rub his Sonic Screwdriver against Thanos's infinity gem. Thanos started to convulse violently, for the pleasure was too much. He then spontaneously combusted into a huge splat of a sticky white liquid. It had acidic properties and melted Darkseid and the Doctor into a gray, fleshy pulp.
The End
