The Dogtrick

A/N: Here is my other Paily fanfic I hope that you'll like it.

Disclaimer: Not me


Chapter 1: An Idea

My name is Paige McCullers, I'm 25 years old, lesbian and single. That last part is what I hate about myself, I don't want to be single I want to be with someone that loves me like in the Hollywood movies.

A few minutes ago I was watching Pretty woman for like the 1000th time, then my friend Caleb walked in and talked me into hanging out with him and Toby at a night club so I came with him.

Caleb is also single but he didn't seem to mind it, after he had walked in on his girlfriend Miranda having sex with another man, on their one year anniversary, after that he went through a lot of things to forget about her. One thing was being on the TV-show Survivor where he lasted for five weeks until he got eliminated, now he tells everyone about that since he seems to think that he was a local celebrity, but that was 5 years ago.

Toby was my other friend, he was the only one of us that was in a serious relationship, he met his girlfriend Spencer in a supermarket one time. He had forgotten a ketchup bottle he had bought and Spencer had run up to him and gave him his ketchup bottle and they started to talk and now they're living together.

We all had jobs and our own apartments I worked part time as an office janitor while I took some classes at a community college, My dream job is to be a professional swimmer and for that I needed a college education but to join their swimming team I had to take at least one more class so I picked Swedish since it seemed easy at the time.

Toby worked as a contract worker and Caleb worked with luggage at the airport, not his dream job but he didn't seem to complain.

Now Toby and I was in a line to a night club and Caleb was talking to the bouncer to convince him to let us in, telling the bouncer that he was Surveyor Caleb like he has done like ever since the episodes he was on aired.

"Why can't he just give up?" Toby asked me after five minutes.

"Maybe they'll recognize him this time." I said.

"So Caleb said that you were watching Pretty woman again." Toby said and I just nodded.

"Don't worry, I know how it feels to be single but you need to get out there and find someone." Toby said.

"Yeah, but I want something serious not a one night stand and every time Caleb is hooking me up with a girl it's either a one night stand or someone who want to find out what it's like with another girl." I explained to Toby.

"Hey guys, that guy doesn't own a TV since he has no idea who I am." Caleb said "let's just go to the bar."

So we did, we went to the bar, drank a few shots and then I went home to get some sleep.

The next day I decided to give faith a push, Toby met Spencer like that so I thought that I'd give it a shot. I went to the register and bought my groceries, but I purposely left my ketchup bottle hoping that the girl behind me would notice and give it to me.

Once I started to walk no one came after me so I turned around to the girl that was standing behind me in the line.

"Excuse me I, I think I forgot my ketchup, you don't happened to have it?" I asked.

"What?" the girl asked confused.

"You didn't take it by accident it was right there by the checkout." I said pointing to the checkout.

The girl just looked angry and then the cashier walked up with my ketchup bottle and said "You forgot this." so I just took the ketchup bottle and left.

That night me and Caleb ate some pizza at my apartment and I decided to ask him for advices.

"Hey, Caleb when was the last time you were in love with someone, and I mean really, really loved that person?" I asked Caleb.

"Whoa whoa whoa Paige, guys doesn't fall in love it's just girls who does it." He said acting all macho man.

"Yeah, I just want to have something like Toby and Spencer have or what you and Miranda had." I continued.

"No, Paige you're not in love with any one, you're in love with being in love." Caleb said so I gave up and just watched the movie.

A few days later I was at Toby's place since it was video game night, we played a soccer game on an old play station 2 console.

I was sitting on the cough and Toby was adjusting the TV as we waited for Caleb to arrive.

"Are you ready Tobs, tonight you'll lose with so much that you won't believe what had happened." I said ready to play.

"Really Paige, have you forgot what happened the last time?" Toby asked me.

"Forgotten and repressed" I said as the doorbell rang.

It was Caleb. "NO! You guys started without me?" He said as he entered.

"No Caleb we just turned on the console." Toby answered to calm Caleb down.

We sat on the cough and started to play the game.

After some hours I played against Toby, we had just gotten to the final.

"No, this is boring. What do you say we skip this and go to the bar." Caleb said board because he had lost earlier.

"What? No we're playing the final match." Toby said.

"Come on Paige, let's go. Hello Paigey." Caleb said and started poking my side.

"CALEB STOP IT!" I yelled as Toby made another goal.

"DAMMIT! That's a do over, that's just cheat." I said and Toby just shrugged.

"Sorry that I was trying to talk to you that'll never happen again." Caleb said.

A few seconds later Toby made another goal and I gave up. "That's enough humiliation for one night." I said and put the controller on the table.

We turned off the TV and Spencer joined us, she and Toby was sitting close to each other and being all couple together, god I wanted to have someone I could be like that with.

"Hey Paige do you want to know how you can get a girl?" Caleb asked.

"No, I'm not going to pick up girls at the bar Caleb I've had enough of those girls." I said.

"No this is something else it's called 'The dog trick' and it works great." Caleb said and Toby and Spencer started to stare at him.

"What have you tried that trick, Caleb?" Toby asked.

"No not me but a work colleague tried that once and it worked great." Caleb said to Toby.

"Anyway get a dog..." Caleb started.

"Wait, now I have to buy a dog?" I asked.

"Well, then borrow a dog either I or the girls gives a crap off who the owner is." Caleb sneered at me.

"Then you go to the park and play with the dog and when the girls see that they assume that you're mature and they think that you'll act like that when you have kids." Caleb said and for once his word made some sense.

"Well why don't you try that Caleb?" Toby asked.

"You know me Tobs, I don't do that I pick up babes at the bar." Caleb said and went to the bathroom.

I thought of what Caleb said and then I turned to Toby and said. "Hey Tobias, Your sister Jenna, she got a dog a few months ago right?"

"What? Don't tell me you'll actually try that trick." Toby said and he and Spencer started to laugh.

"Year right, I was just joking." I said and pretended to laugh.


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