hope you all enjoy this...just kind of a drabble a made up...R&R please thanks :)


Can't Breathe

A gasp was heard.

"Can't breathe" she managed to get out before she fainted.


It was a hot, summer day in the Empire, and Esther just wanted to go lie down in a nice cool bath. However, there was no way that would ever happen. She was the Queen of Albion and had a meeting to attend to in an hour.

"Stupid meeting" she muttered under her breath. Why oh why did it have to be so darn hot! And why was the palace so much farther away then she remembered? Oh yes she recalled as she looked down. These darn heels that she had to wear only allowed her to move millimeters with each step.

"Ugh, I can't wait 'till this is over," she sighed.


When she finally reached the palace, her servant, Penelope, was already waiting for her impatiently. After all, the poor queen had just about wasted half of the hour she had to get ready for the meeting by walking a few yards.

When Esther managed to get to her rooms, Penelope started clawing at her dress, ripping it off her sweat soaked body.

Esther could have sworn she saw the servant look at her with disgust and mutter a string of curses and ask if all the queen had been doing these days was eating doughnuts, when she began undressing her.

Esther was soon in pain when Penelope began crushing her ribcage by tightening her corset until no lace could be seen. Esther's face was bright red, probably from the lack of oxygen when suddenly….RIP and the corset fell to floor in pieces.

This certainly did not help Penelope's frustrations at the moment as she went ballistic at the queen. She began to fuss over what was going to happen until she came up with this idea that was going to kill the young queen…literally.

She grabbed another corset from the queen's bags and started to lace it up.

Esther's eyes widen with horror as she saw the size of the thing. It was the smallest thing she had ever seen!

Oh God please help me! She thought.


The meeting had begun, and it was as dull as ever. Esther couldn't even concentrate too much on what was being said, because she was too focused on remembering how to breathe. She knew that she was attracting attention to herself by doing so, but she didn't really care. Esther also knew that a certain Methuselah named Ion was giving her concerned glances.

She reassured him with small, forced smiles when her blue eyes met his red ones. He ended up shrugging as if he didn't believe her but turned his attention back to the meeting.

It was then her turn to say something about the discussion. That was when it all went wrong.

Esther found herself stumbling on lost words, because she didn't even know what they had been talking about for the past two hours! Her face turned bright red with embarrassment, and she found that she had a bigger problem. She couldn't breathe.

"Can't breathe" she managed to get out before she fainted.

"Esther!"

"My queen!"

"Your majesty!"

All the screams could be heard throughout the room as the young queen fainted on the floor.

Everyone rushed to her side as Esther's eyes fluttered opened and closed. However, she managed to see that Ion was right beside her, worry and concern about her deep in his eyes.

"Ion," she said "give me your hand."

Ion gave her a confused look but did what he was told.

Esther then looked at his nails, which were very sharp, and she put them at the start of her chest. Ion's face turned bright red along with everyone else's as they realized that the queen of Albion was holding the Count's hand to her boobs.

However, Esther then slid his nails down the front of her dress and corset, ripping them both. She gasped for air and said "much better."

The whole room started laughing even though Ion's and now Esther's faces were bright red as they realized what had just happened exactly.