Jay and Alice

Chapter 1

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Jay's head was throbbing, he just gotten home from work where Duke had decided to bring back Sasha the bear to liven the show up, all it accomplished was Jay getting mauled…. Twice. Once for stepping on the bear's foot and the second time for accidentally eating the bear's lunch, well almost an accident…. Okay he did it on purpose.

He flopped down on the couch and grabbed the remote and turned on the TV. Immediately the taping of the show was on the news and people were making fun of him for getting mauled. He gritted his teeth and clicked the TV off and got up to go drown his sorrows in chocolate ice cream. His mood picked up when he opened the freezer, but dropped sharply at seeing no ice cream.

This was the last straw, he couldn't take it anymore, he just couldn't take it. He walked to the closet in his bedroom and pulled out a black box. Walking back to the living room he noticed that he had messages on the answering machine and pressed the play button before sitting down on the couch and opening the box, the large revolver shined in the light. The messages started to play.

"Jay, mate I saw what happened and want to tell you that was the funniest show you've ever done. Meet me down at the restaurant and we'll do dinner, my treat."

Jeremy was a good friend but he just didn't understand. Jay was suffering every minute of everyday.

He picked up the gun and opened the chamber and started loading bullets.

"Son this is Duke, I want you to know that the bear feels terrible about what happened and wants to apologize, hold on-

RAWR!

Anyway tomorrow I want you to do the show with the bear and ride on it's back in a cowboy costume, I'll even let you wear assless chaps you gay boys love so much."

He snorted at this but didn't stop, he wouldn't miss Duke at all. That loudmouth hateful bastard could kiss his fat ass, make that fat, cold, dead ass in a few seconds.

"Jay this is Doris, I need you to come bail me out of jail. I got caught naked in the park with that bear trainer."

Ew, he closed the chamber and spun the cylinder before holding the barrel up to his temple.

"Jay, honey this is Alice I want you to know that I love you so much, you're the best thing to happen to me darlin'. Call me okay"

His hand shook slightly, he took a deep breath and lowered the gun and felt his hand let go, letting the weapon drop to the floor with a thud.

He picked up the gun and put it back in the box before going over to the phone and picking it, he dialed the number quickly and listened to the ringing, it seemed to drag on before she picked up.

"Hello."

"Alice, this is Jay, I love you."

END CHAPTER 1

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