Hope and Despair Reviewing
Requested by LadyGlitchy
The cafe area of Hope's Peak Academy was cleared, mostly because a certain girl was planning a review of certain students for her YouTube channel. It was none other than Yuni Suukoi, a SHSL Youtuber also known by her alias as SillyYuni, she done many things on her channel like art, cosplay, video games ranging from platformer to horror, and all kinds of activities but this was one she didn't think of before and watched to try out, reviewing. Since she was a Youtuber, Yuni was always open to improve skills and updating her channel as frequently as she could and what better way than to review some students that have caught her eye the previous month. Jin Kirigiri, the principle of Hope's Peak Academy even gave Yuni access to use the cafeteria as a review station for the time being, Yuni was cery excited and setted her favorite video camera down on a stray table and waited patiently for the students to come. Fixing her mint green hair with her ribbon, the bun was normally messy and hot hard to brush in the morning, but it didn't bother Yuni one bit.
Yuni then heard the door open and she looked to see the students enter in and saw some chairs set up, all with a card that had their names written on it. As they settled down on their chairs, Yuni booted up the camera and proudly smiled. "Hey everyone! This is SillyYuni with my new aubject on SillyYuni Channel! I shall be reviewing some students of Hope's Peak Academy, known as the best school in Japan, I am excited to get down to review!" Yuni announced as she faced her video camera with a smile on her face, eyes bright, one pink eye and one green eye looking at the camera. "First with me is Makoto Naegi of SHSL Luck. So tell me how is the school so far, Naegi?" Yuni said as she held a microphone towards Naegi and he smiled. "Its been going great! I never met such nice people as these guys an everyone is so cool with everything." Naegi smiled and Yuni giggled happily.
"Well did you know that Sayaka Maizono is expecting your son?" Yuni asked which made Naegi and Maizono's eyes wider than an owl's and blushed madly. "Kidding! So what does a SHSL Luck do normally Naegi? How has it affected your goals in your life?" Yuni asked politely after Naegi's face returned to its natural coloring after the silly joke Yuni played. "Well, my luck hasn't been exactly that great lately..." Naegi spoke and Yuni shot a puzzled look. "You mean your so far a SHSL Bad Luck? Thats unfortunate." Yuni said aa she reviewed more about Naegi. "Tell me about it." Naegi replied, looking down in an upset fashion and getting a pat on the back from Maizono.
"So which activites do you attend at school Naegi?" Yuni asked and held the mic close to his face. "I attend gym and all sorts of classes such as math and literature, I am just hoping I get passing grades this year." Naegi said and smiled as Yuni giggled a bit. "You should be renamed SHSL Hope for how much you hope for those grades." Yuni giggled as she held the camera to adjust it. "In fact thats not a pretty bad idea..." Naegi said as he spaced out for a bit and Yuni smiled politely. "And thus marks an end of the interview with Makoto Naegi SHSL Luck or most likely, Hope!" Yuni smiled and waved at her camera as she turned to Maizono who looked at the camera with an eager face.
"So this, everybody is Sayaka Maizono, SHSL Pop Idol!" Yuni introduced the songstress who waved at the camera with a large smile on her face. "So Maizono, how is the kid doing?" Yuni smiled and Maizono blushed and looked at Yuni, embarrassed. "Yuni! I am not pregnant." Maizono was madly embarrassed as Yuni giggled gently and Maizono gave Yuni a playful hit on the back. "JK! JK, anyways, lets get to buisness, shall we, Maizono?" Yuni's multicolored eyes looked at the idol with fasination. "How have you met Naegi?" Yuni said with bright eyes as Maizono blushed at the sudden question.
"Well we went to junior high together and I haven't gotten the chance to talk to him and I wanted to get to know him much more better but we failed to talk to one another until now." Maizono explained and Yuni nodded her head with a fasinated glance. "Okie dok! So being a pop star at Hope's Peak, has it been doing great or bad? Tell me please." Yuni smiled as she gave the mic to Maizono. "Well it does get rather silly when there are hundreds trying to obtain an autograph, but other than that I make a killer show at the assemblies." Maizono smiled sweetly. "Interesting! So how many classes do you and Naegi share at Hope's Peak, and one thing I do need to clarify is I share none of your classes." Yuni smiled and looked at Maizono with answer-hungry eyes. "Yeah, in fact I share almost all sorts of classes with Naegi, including Gym and Math." Maizono said as she looked at Yuni who was smiling.
"And thus I shall end the Interview with Sayaka Maizono! The ever so popular, SHSL Pop Star!" Yuni giggled and looked at her camera and winked. "This next person is very important but many don't realize she is, give it up to for the principle's daughter and a SHSL Detective, Kyouko Kirigiri!" Yuni clapped as the camera zoomed in on the lavender haired girl, she was so silent throughout the whole review that Yuni nearly forgotten she was there. "So Kirigiri, how is ol' HPA?" Yuni asked and Kirigiri gave her a confused look. "Hope's Peak Academy, ya know HPA?" Yuni explained a little more sternly but quickly returned to her kind nature once Kirigiri gave a slight 'oh' at the answer. "Well its nice here, I am more than proud to be reunited with my father who I was separated from at a very young age." Kirigiri spoke in an expressionless tone, it was almost as if she was more robot than human.
"Okay! So your a detective are you? So tell me, any cases that you have solved recently?" Yuni said with curiosity glimmering in her eyes. "There was one, yes. It was against a mad person that was known as Genocider Syo, I lost them but I am sure they will come back." Kirigiri said and looked at Yuni. "I am sure many need to watch for them, mainly male teenagers, a normal target of Syo's." Kirigiri said and returned to her normal tone. "Alright! This review has been turning darker and darker everytime I am talking to Kirigiri! Lets brighten everything up!" Yuni said as she grabbed a large disco ball and hung it up, everyone was looking at her with disbelief. "What!? I did say brighten the room, didn't I?" Yuni said as she switched it on.
"That is the end of Kyouko Kirigiri's review and this reviewing session! Stay tuned for more of Silly Yuni's. Hit subscribe for more and leave likes and favorites! Oh and you can share this video with many friends and family that would give me a great start in this reviewing thing. And comment if enjoyed! See ya later at SillyYuni!" Yuni said as she clicked the camera off and all went blackened.
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