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Random…drabble I guess. Enjoy
Sasuke Fangirl Madness
It was a quiet day in Konoha.
"Sasuke, I love you!" Uh, never mind. (When is it a quiet day in Konoha?).
"No, no, Sasuke. I love you!" Sasuke sighed as he sat on a bench surrounded by crazy, drooling girls. He hadn't had a wink of sleep last night. He knew they had been out side his window all night. Breathing, misting up the window, thank god for locks!
"Sasuke, do you love me?"
"No, NO, NO!!!" Sasuke had had it! The girls backed up scared.
"I can't eat or sleep or even shower," One girl fainted, "Without one of you by me!" His eye twitched.
"Sasuke, I agree." One spoke up. He looked at her confused, "Lets ditch these wannabes and get married!"
"No, get married to me, Sasuke!"
"No, me!" Another screamed. Sasuke groaned.
"I…can't…take this!" Sasuke yelled then began to perform some hand signs. Monkey, Dragon, Rat, Bird, Ox, Snake, Dog, Tiger, Monkey, Rabbit, Monkey. (A/N- Hehe I looked that up.)
"Chidori"
"Ohhh look at Sasuke!"
"He's so powerful!" That comment, Sasuke liked but…
"I'm going to kill each and every one of you!" It went silent. All was heard was the electricity from Sasuke's hand. Suddenly…
"Kill me first, Sasuke!" A girl ran out to the crowd but another grabbed her and threw her back.
"No, kill me first, Sasuke." Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"These girls are crazy" He thought. The girl from before came back and shoved the second girl. (A/N- Can't be bothered to give them names, LOL)
"Sasuke's mine! He's going to kill me first."
"No, his mine!"
"What are you talking about!? He's mine!" A girl from the back screamed. Then it all happened at once. Girls started clawing at each other, shoving, making others cry from insults. One by one the girls went down. Sasuke decided it was a good time to sneak away. He checked his watch. Just about time to meet up with Sakura and Naruto.
"So what did you do today, Sasuke?" Sakura asked as the three of them sat down to eat some ramen.
"Oh nothing." Was all he said.
"Sasuke, I won." The three ninja spun around to see a battered up fan girl.
"Don't look her in the eyes." Sasuke said. Naruto closed his eyes. Sasuke took out his wallet and placed some money on the counter.
"Pick up your ramen." Sakura and Naruto did exactly as they were told.
"What are you doing, Sasuke?" The girl asked.
"RUN!" The three ninja grabbed their ramen and ran down the street. The girl sighed and sat down.
"One beef ramen please."
Way random, eh? I came up with it in gym class with a friend. We just started talking! Please review!
