Our story begins with paladins four
They left Hunk behind; he's a miserable whore.
Keith wore a bikini and Lance did too.
They brought their space cow who started to moo.
Shiro, of course, looked as hot as can be
His tight swimming trunks fit him to a tee.
Then at the beach, Pidge studied fish,
While Keith and Coran fixed up a dish.
They collected the crabs, collected them all
Keith exclaimed with delight: "It's a major haul!"
Allura punched a lobster, and started to fight.
Lance watched her struggle with intense delight.
"Let's play Marco Polo!" he exclaimed with glee.
Everyone raced excitedly straight to the sea.
"Marco!" Shiro shouted, splashing around.
"Polo!" They responded, as Lance nearly drowned.
Shiro won the game, for he was the best.
Then Coran cried and so did the rest.
Allura was sunbathing off on the shore
"Come on in!" Pidge shouted. "Don't be a bore!"
She rolled her eyes then she jumped in the water,
She noticed Lance looked good, but thought Keith looked hotter.
Lance saw her staring and quickly got mad.
He defensively grabbed ahold of his lad.
Then Lance kissed Keith and hugged him with love,
Keith crossed his arms, blushed, then gave Lance a shove.
Pidge rolled her eyes and said "Do you guys have to be so gay?"
She acted annoyed but she was smiling anyway.
They started a fire and sat down for their meal,
Coran was not a good cook, but it was no big deal.
They ate and ate, till they could eat no more.
Suddenly, in the distance, there came a great roar.
Keith had gotten too full, so his lion came to help,
But on her way she got caught in some kelp.
The first one to come was the fearless lion blue,
And eventually at the beach was the whole lion crew.
They freed up red and then all were there,
To investigate the distant scare.
The paladins decided the lions could stay,
So they ran to their lions and began to play.
They had quite a time, you could say it was a blast.
They tried to play tag but red was too fast.
Also Zarkon was there… Fishing…. Ominously…
