I haven't written in awhile, but I wrote this little thing. I've always wondered why Dancing Queen was House's ringtone for Wilson. :)

I don't own House, or the song Dancing Queen. But I can dream.


House sat slumped at Wilson's desk, fiddling with the keys on the oncologist's Mac, trying to find something of interest.

"Seriously, you have no porn?" House asked.

Wilson, who was sitting on the couch in his office, glanced over the magazine he was reading. "That's on my home computer. What are you looking at now?"

"Your iTunes."

Wilson rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"Let's see what your most played songs are…"

Wilson let the comment float away, but then suddenly bolted up and attempted to shut his computer, but it was no use.

"Dancing Queen?" House asked. "Are you kidding me? That's your most played song?"

Wilson shifted on his feet. "It...has a good beat…and it's ABBA…"

"Dancing Queen Wilson!"

"Uh…"

House stared blankly at Wilson, and then his mouth slowly turned into a grin and turned on the song.

"Oooh, you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life!" House began singing as Wilson folded his arms across his chest.

"See that girl! Watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen!"

Wilson glared at House as House tapped out the beat on Wilson's desk. "You're never going to live this down, are you?" Wilson asked.

"Nope," House said before continuing to sing. "You're a teaser, you can turn them onnnnn…"


A/N: Reviews are nice, and so are you!