Hey guys! :) Spur of the moment story haha, hope you enjoy it! X

The Cullen's go on HOLIDAY!

Chapter 1-

''A' say boom boom, sh-shake the room!'' Jasper sang at full volume. Alice stood leaning against the door frame shaking her head in shame. HE COULD AT LEAST BE PACKING WHILE SINGING!! JEEZ! She thought playfully.
''Jazz!'' Alice waved her hands around in the air, trying to get Jasper attention. Jasper finally looked over, and smiled. Alice's heart did a flip. Awww, I love him!
Jasper felt what she was feeling, and said, ''I love you more'' then a cheeky grin appeared.
''Jazz, please, you should be packing! We're leaving tonight, that way Nessie and Jacob can sleep on the way! Here I'll help!'' Alice disappeared before he could say a thing. Who's idea was it anyway to go on holiday!
''MINE!'' Edward shouted from his old room.
You're a pain in the ass, but you already know that don't you? Jasper thought playfully. He could feel Edward laughing.
Two minuets later, Alice appeared with a mountain of clothes. ''okay, so I have, six pairs of jeans, three shirts, seven t-shirts, and a couple of longer ones. OHHHH!! AND YOU'RE NICE SUIT! Just incase theres a party or something!... then shoes...'' Alice said excitedly, going on and on...
''Alice, its two weeks! Not a month! Calm down!'' As soon as he said it, she did it. Dr. Chill strikes again! PAH-CHAOWW! Jasper thought.
''Okay, but please let me pack your case! Goodness knows what you'd pack!'' Alice shook her head, thinking of all the things Jasper and Emmett had brought on the last holiday...The smiled, remembering that night with Jasper... He winked over at her.

''Edward?'' Bella said distracted.
''Yes, love?''Edward's head immediately poped up from the suitcase he was packing.
''Did you take my... lipstick? The glossy red one, not the peach one...''Bella looked right into his eyes. Dead. Serious.
''No, I took the pale pinkish one. I think Emm has it'' He replied, playing around with a pair of boxers.
''I THOUGH I'D LOST THAT AGES AGO!''Bella shouted, now truly mad.
''I'm sorry! Darling, please, it was my bachelor party! It was all Emmett's and Jasper's Idea!''Edward apologised sincerely, panicking. But he smiled on the inside, remembering what a night it had been... And that stripper...
''Grr, you lot can keep them, I'll have to get some more when we get there'' Bella said, mad. Edward walked around the huge gold bed and put his hands either side of her face, staring right into her eyes.
''I am so very, very sorry. You can spank me if you'd like'' He winked, and then before she could answer he pulled her mouth to his and kissed her passionately. Three minuets later Bella had to break away, not because all her thought were naughty, but because all the Cullen's and Jacob were leaving tonight for Isle Esmee! Bella, Jacob and Neisse's first trip with the whole clan.
''We should finish packing darling. Nessie is round Jacob's packing and who knows what they'll end up packing... now that there dating n' all...'' Bella said, growing less and less uncomfortable as she spoke. Edward growled. He didn't like the idea of them sleeping together. Alone, in the same bed. ''She's almost 17 now, its okay.'' Bella said, trying to convince herself more then Edward. But it worked, and Edward lent down for one more peck then packed the boxers he was just playing with...

''Jake?'' Renesmee said softly.
''Yes, hon?'' Jacob said smiling.
''Are we going to have sex on holiday?'' Nessie asked, raising one eyebrow. Jacob took a big gulp, and then said confidently...
''No!''

''Rose! Rose! Rose! ROSE! ROOSE! Rosie! Rosalie! ROSEEEEE!!!!''
''WHAT!''
''Hi!'' Emmett giggled like a little child. Rosalie rolled her eyes at him then smiled. That's why she loved him, always doing childish things.
''Black or red?'' Rose said biting her bottom lip.
''The red one, your bum looked good in it'' Emmett smiled and winked.
''Thanks'' Rose smiled and placed it on a hanger then covered it with a dust-protector. ''The green one'' she said to Emmett, who was holding up shirts.
''okay...shoes?'' Emmett asked.
''In the hall way'' Rose said smiling. Emmett walked out of the room whistling.
When Emmett came back into the room he found Rosalie wearing only a purple bra and knickers.
''Purple or pink?'' she said holding up another pair of lacy knickers. Emmett raced forwards, pinning her down on the bed...

''Tickets?''
''Got''
''food in the car? And at the house?''
''Yes hunny''
''Is the Jeep filled up?''
''Yes Esmee, please, just chill out now. It's all been done!''
Carlisle was lying next to Esmee on the bed. She smiled and rolled onto her elbows, ''Its Nessie and Jacob and Bella's first holiday away with us. I'm just scared that something will happen...'' Carlisle lifted one of Esmee's cheeks into a smile.
''Nothing is going to go wrong, darling. Theres forests all around the house, and the fridge is fully stocked with food for Jacob and Renesmee if they get hungry''-Carlisle nudged Esmee's arm-''besides, nothing is going to go wrong, so please do not worry'' Carlisle smiled and kissed her cheek, forehead then tenderly kissed her lips...

:D Do you like it? :) Lol PLEASE leave a review, chapter 2 will be coming soon-ish. Sorry it's a little rude ;) But eh, what can I say?... seriously what can I say, I was bored... Lol. Thanks guys ;) Shannon