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Title: There's First time for everything!

Summary: Yes Uzumaki Naruto was ready to confess he was "Gay" for Sasuke, his best friend/crush too bad that he found his best friend wrapping "her" busty chest that morning! NaruSasu

(Chapter One: Surprise!)

Today was the day! Yes it was the damn day for him to confess! And Uzumaki Naruto was proud to call himself that supposedly yucky looking word people get when you say it...GAY! Not only that but he was going tell his true love today at...wait its 7:45 already?!?

DAMMIT!

He sprinted across his dirty room, underwear making him almost skid to smash his forehead against the door. But luckily his mother opened to the door but he crashed into her. Which most unluckily made her steaming coffee spill across his once clean orange sweater, making him yell "Damn you lady luck!" which resulted him into getting angry scolding from his mother Kunisha and his father from behind, laughing at him.

Oh yes this was the luckiest day of them all for the great Naruto.

This was how Naruto was sulkily walking okay fast walking as he called it to his love bird's house to be his. He ruffled his already wild mess of yellow spikes he called hair in nervous manor. But because he has his eyes set on the white house of his best friend he didn't notice that the neighbor's gate was open which resulted into the large white dog to come out sprinting in high speed to see his "supposedly attack dummy".

That was also why our yellow head friend was covered in grass...mud too.

Oh joy you could almost see him sing once he pushed the dog back into Kiba's house who laughed he found the brunette laughing tattoo triangle freak there waiting for him!

The next thing you know our favorite yellow head friend is skipping his merrily dirty way, as he brushes what ever he can of the disturbing mud. His eyes sparkle up seeing now the front stairs.

'Oh I'm so ready!' he kept chanting in his mind as he kept walking up the stairs already seeing a smiling Uchiha Mikoto laughing of the event he displayed minutes ago. Was it really that funny of the pure misery he displayed?!

He received merely a new orange jacket again who Mikoto kept in handy nowadays now that he thought about it. He heard the loving words his "future mother in law" say to him to go ahead and get Sasuke.

There he was Naruto Uzumaki in front of the door of all fortunate treasures the gods have presented to him! Would he open the door or let it stand closed, that's where he asked himself one valuable question of the day...Why was he making so many damn questions to himself?

There he heard his best buddy Sasuke's shuffling making him smile cheesy of those naughty dreams he was accustomed to by now of his precious Uke and Seme self. Before he knew it, his hand went up the handle in front of him resulting him to open the obstacle that stood between his true love.

"Sasuke I have come to confess that I'm Gay for yooo...what!"he cried out in horror seeing the image that stood there.

Black normal duck butt hair, check. Pale and smooth like skin, check. Gray delicate sometimes scary eyes, check. Flat chest of boy, well no check there.

Which resulted into Naruto falling back in confusion and nose bleed seeing his best "guy" friend wrapping his busty chest. Oh yes this was a normal day for Naruto. Because after those few moments he received a kick in the family jewels from a very bitchy Uchiha Sasuke.

That's why tears are now pouring down like waterfall from our favorite knuckle headed blond Naruto. Could this day get any better? The aching pain between his legs said..."no"!

End of Chapter One