The House Elf Liberation Front

The House Elf Liberation Front

Elves deserve rights too you know

Don't let them be denied

They have no pay, and no free day

By masters they abide

Is this fair, we ask ourselves

The answer must be no

If you care about the elves

Then let your anger show

So join up now, two sickles each

And help them in their plight

The House Elf Liberation Front

We strive to make things right!

"Hermione, that's the biggest load of rubbish I ever saw!" said Ron derisively, handing the parchment to Harry, who read it over, trying not to laugh.

"It is NOT!" said Hermione, indignant. "It's to advertise our cause."

"Hermione, really, that is NOT going to convince people to sign up!" Ron maintained. "Nothing could make them do that," he added under his breath.

"And whose cause was that?" he continued. "OURS? It's no cause of mine, believe me! They like their work Hermione! How many times?!"

"Harry, you like it don't you?" said Hermione pleadingly, turning to Harry for support.

"I, er…..I, well, it's…."

"Oh, honestly! Even my best friends won't support me! I'm only trying to help these elves!"

Ron and Harry looked at each other as she stormed away, and burst into laughter as the portrait hole slammed behind her.