It was a lazy Sunday afternoon when Thor came to visit Earth for no reason other than to see his mortal friends. For the most part no one paid him any mind as they had work to do, but Ana was new and therefore didn't have any paperwork piled up yet. The same went for Bucky.

And so the three sat in one of the common rooms within the Avenger tower, half heartedly watching an awful day time television show. Well, at least Bucky and Thor were. Instead, Ana stared intently at the long blond and brunette locks that seemingly flowed from the two grown men's heads.

While she respected their decision to keep it long she couldn't understand it. In her eyes men looked so much better with short hair! Of course, Thor and Bucky needed no help in the department of hotness but she couldn't help but imagine how much sexier they could be.

Hence why she abruptly stood and slid across the wooden floor in her large wool socks until she was in the kitchen. There she sought out the greatest pair of scissors she could find before walking back towards the two men, thinking better of sliding with scissors in hand.

"Huh-HMMM." They looked back at the woman standing behind the couch, hands behind her back.

"Is there a problem Lady Anastasia?" She smiled sinisterly, beginning to shuffle around the couch so that the object behind her back remained hidden. The men shared a concerned look but didn't move.

"Bucky haven't you considered cutting your hair since you've been back? I mean, didn't you used to keep it shorter way back when?" His eyes squinted dangerously towards the woman, taking a guess at what she was holding.

"What are you up to doll?" Ana laughs a little too excited.

"And Thor, haven't you ever wondered what you'd look like without your long hair?" He practically shudders at the thought of cutting his hair.

"What is your point my lady?" Silently she brings the sheers out for them to see and their eyes grow to the size of car tires. Both hop onto their feet into a defensive position and she laughs like a crazy woman.

"Come on! It will be fun!" She places the scissors in her belt loop and runs at the boys who evade her grasp.

"You're not touching my hair today sweetheart!" Bucky laughs as she nearly trips trying to turn too quickly.

"It'll grow back! Just try it!" She lunges for Thor.

"Not happening!" The two men continue to evade her, even when she began to use her ability to create portales around the room and begins hopping in between.

Eventually though she gives up and sits back on the couch pouting. Thor and Bucky join her on either side, squishing her in between them rather tightly.

"Come my lady, don't be so upset! You simply can't out maneuver a go-" before Thor can finish his sentence she reaches up and kisses him roughly. Initially shocked he doesn't react but he responds quickly, placing his large hand on her hip.

*sniiiiiiiiiip*

Ana falls through a portal, the exit not in sight but Thor is too busy reaching back into his hair where he finds a large chunk missing.

"ANASTASIA!" The god storms towards her room, leaving Bucky laughing hysterically on the couch. He doesn't hear the portal morph behind him.

*sniiiiiiiiiiip*