I sat at the table in the clubroom, reading a book. Haruhi and Asahina-san were out doing something bunny-like, that I didn't really feel like stopping at the moment, and Koizumi was gone doing something. You know, whatever he does when he's not being an annoying asshole.
The only one besides me was Nagato, who was also enjoying a book, flipping the pages every minute or so.
The clock ticked in the background at a steady beat, causing the book I was reading to grow rather dull very quickly. I closed it and looked up at the girl across from me, wondering if she felt the same as I did.
"Hey, Nagato? Is that book any good?"
She stared up at me, a shiny glimmer in her eyes, "...unique."
"Cool, I might want to read it sometime."
"I'd like to lend it to you," she said in her monotone voice, "but I'm afraid I cannot."
I stopped, wondering when Nagato started using metaphorical words like 'afraid' in her sentences. "Well... why not?" I asked letting my curiousity get the best of me.
"...I'd like to finish it first."
"That makes since. How long do you think that will take."
The girl paused, as if calculating how long it would take her to read the book. Then I just thought that maybe she was taking a big pause just to take a break from me jumping on her with questions.
"Forever," she finally replied.
"But... but why?" I asked slightly confused.
"Because you wouldn't let me recreate the glasses. I've been pretending to read this book for 6 months now. Since that time, I have learned what a glasses fetish is, and I now understand."
I sat in silence, unsure of how to reply.
"The only thing I do not understand is, most human males 'ask out' females they feel sexually attracted to. I understand I may not be human, but that doesn't seem to have stopped people before. So, why haven't you ever asked me out?"
I continued to remain silent. '...not be human, but that doesn't seem to have stopped people before.' Okay, so just how many times have situations like mine occured?
She held her gaze at me, and I was just dazed by how calm she was while saying all this to me.
"Oh..." I said, "I'm sorry."
"I except your apology."
"Well then... Nagato, would you go out with me?"
She turned the page of her book, and continued to 'read'.
"No."
"...oh..." I said surprised. "Well, can I at least read that book? It looks much more interesting than mine."
She looked up and the looked back down to the book.
"No."
A/N: Okay everyone. Not nearly as crappy as the first time I put this on here.
I plan to make this a series of crackfics because I'm better at those than coming up with plot (not that I won't finish my other story, I promise I will!)
If you have any ideas for a crackfic feel free to PM me. Or just write it yourself! I'm not a dictator, do whatever you want.
Kyon's Alter Mental State will be up before I go to school on the 2nd! Now that I've made the promise it must be done! Oh god, I hope I don't let you guys down...
