Note: this is based off of the show yes dear. I will have my own lines, but it will be based off of the episode. Jack and kim are married and have 1 son named sam, (sammy) who is 7 motnhs old. Jerry is jacks brother in law and him, Kim's sister, tiana (dove Cameron) and their 2 sons, dominic and logan, are living in their guest house, which Kim loves and is driving jack crazy. Read about this family's antics.

When the girls get out

I wont do a normal intro like I normally do)

Kim's pov

"please, Sammy" I say to jacks and my 9 month old son, Sammy. Right now, I'm othe kitchen trying to feed Sammy who is in his high chair. He just looks around the kitchen. "please, eat it" I say, whining a bit. I begin to mix it around in his bowl with his baby spoon. "mommy spent all day making it. It's organic squash, Orca and wheat germ" I sia, happily. I stir it around again. "which remember is the only good germ " I say, looking Sammy in the eyes. "look mommy likes it" I say, showi him the spoon. I try it. Its disgusting! I spit it into a plastic purple cup that's sitting on the table. "I'm sorry. I can't the taste out of my!" I say, rubbing my tongue onto a towel I keep near Sammy's high chair for when he makes messes. Jack then walks rough the kitchen door with a bgw of Gracie's. He groans as he sets it down on the floor. He walks over to Sammy and I. "hey, goose" he says, kissing my cheek. He then walks over to Sammy. "hey, buddy. He says kissing Sammy's head. He then walks into the kitchen with the groceries. "hey, next time you want me to pick up diapers and Vasalean (sorry I spelt that wrong), remind me not to buy beer. I think the cashier wrote down my license plate" jack says, taking the beer that he bought out of the brown paper grocery bags. I look at Sammy and shake my

head. "hes not eating" I say, getting up off of my chair. "well, maybe he's not hungry" jack suggested, putting the beer in the fridge. "no, it's 6:00. He's supposed to be hungry" I say, walking over to the kitchen and checking on dinner. "honey. Didn't the doctor say that he's in the 90th percentile for weight?" jack asked me, as I stirred dinner. "so?" I asked him. "so, he's 10% away from being the fastest child on earth" jack commented. I looked up at jack, shocked. I smiled my "you're lucky" smile. "I just want him to healthy!" I sys, sighing and walking back over to Sammy with jack following me. "he's healthy. He's just not hungry" jack says, looking at Sammy, who is chewing on his yellow gabby spoon. "or eating when to worry" I sat, handing jack a big, liv blue book. "you know what, I'll read this after dinner. I promise" jack says, setting the book down on the table.

"oh, oh, about dinner my sister just called" I said, walking over to the kitchen counter, with jack following me. "Kim I told you if we fed them, they would keep coming back" jack says. I look at jack and smile. "she's my sister" I say walking, back over to Sammy. "well, shes not the problem" jack says, following me back over to Sammy. "oh come on! Jerry likes you!" I say, setting the table. "of course he likes me. I give him moeny to come out here. I set him out in an apartment. My god! I'm his sugar daddy!" jack says, as I fold sammys clothes on our kitchen table. I look at him. "jack, you are the 1 that wanted to move 3,000 miles away from home and at least now we have some family around. Don't you want Sam to grow up around family?" I say, folding one of Sammy's onesies. "yes, I do" jack says, shouting. He then wraps me into a hug and kisses me. "but does it have to be your family?" jack asks, whining. I playfully hit him.

"oh we had a milestone in mommy nd me class today" I say, walking out of the kitchen. "he walked?! Sam, you're a walker like your father and your father's father" jack said, happily. Sammy just looked at him and played with his spoon that he was stirring around in his bowl. I walked back into the kitchen. "he didn't walk, but Julie krupnicks disgusted did. Now Sam is the only one not walking" I said, setting down a container of green baby food on the table. "well, he's probably weak from not eating" jack said. I put hands on my hips and just glared at him. "kidding, he'll walk when he's ready" jack said, laughing.

Then the doorbell rang. "or walking: when to worry" I said, handing jack another book and walking over to the front door. "you have a copy of worrying when to worry?" jack asked me. I glared back at him as I walked towards the front door.

Jacks pov

I sat down across form Sam and flipped the book that Kim handed me. "come on, Sam! Your old and had a hard day at work! So why don't you save him a little reading adn take a bite. daddy likes it" I said, picking up the spoon and taking a bite of his dinner. It's disgusting! I feel like I'm going to be sick! I then take a sip of juice from purple cup that's sitting on the table. I wipe my tougher on a towel sitting near SAMs high chair. I then look at Kim then back at Sam. "what the heck is she doing to you?!" I asked Sam.

Kims pov

I open the front door and my sister, tiana walks in holding her youngest son, Logan who is theier youngest son, who is 9 months old. "hi!" I greet tiana. "hello" says greets me. I kiss her cheek. She walks into the house with dominic, who's 4 almost 5, following behind her. "where's Jerry?" I asked her. "he had a little trouble parking. He's exchanging insurance information with your neighbor" she explained to me. I gave her a shocked look. "he hit his car?" I asked her, as I shut the door. "cat. It's gonna be fine" she answered me. I shook my head with a weird look. that's Jerry for you. "dominic!" I sang, running over to my nephew. "did you see all the stuff auntie Kim got for you?" I said in a baby voice, leading him over to the couch and helping him up onto it. I sat down on the couch next to him. "I went to the store and I got books and crayons and puppets. You can play with whatever you want!" I say happily to Dominic, still in my baby voice. Dominic gets up off of the couch and grabs the tv remote from underneath the pile of books on the coffee table! He climbs back onto the couch and turns on the tv. I get up off of the couch and walk over to tiana, who is still holding Logan in her arms. "tiana, look at him! He could sit in front of the tv all day and never say a word" I say sadly. Tiana and I look at Dominic, who is watching tv. "I know. Isn't it great?!" tiana says, happily.

Jack walks by us in the kitchen. "hey guys!" he greets us. "hi!" tiana says. "oh come on. I made some food for the kids. I thought we should feed them before we eat" I said, pointing to the kitchen. "oh, well, we can try, but lately Logan won't eat anything but Macdonalds" Christine explained. "nothing but McDonald's?!" I asked her, shocked. She spins Logan around upside down in her arms. "yeah. He likes the burgers at burger king, but doesn't like the fries, which means he's not getting his vegetables" she says, walking into the kitchen. I give her a disgusted look. We walk into the kitchen.

Jacks pov

I walk into the living room, flipping through Kim's books. "hey Dominic, whatcha watching?" I say sitting down on the couch next to my nephew. He just sits there like a lump, staring at that tv! "alrighty then" I say after a few minutes of silence. The door then opens and Kerry runs into the house. "hey! Did you know you live next door to a Jewish guy?" he asks me, closing the door. I groan. "oh god!" I groan again, getting up off of the couch. "you didn't talk to my neighbors, did you?" I asked him. "No, I had to I kind of backed into his cat" he said, like it was perfectly normal to back into someone's cat! "you killed Aleebawitzs (not a real last name!) cat?" I asked him, shocked. "I'm trying to make a larger point. Kay, effnic (sorry I spelt that wrong!) diversity is what I love about Los Angela's. Jewish people, black people, Mexicans! Like 12 different kinds of Asians. You're never gonna know whose cat youre gonna run over" Jerry explained. "if only you could have been here during the orience (don't know if that's right. Sorry!) to calm everything down" I said, sitting back down on the couch next to Dominic to read e parenting book that Kim gave me. Jerry sits down on the arm of the chair.

"watcha reading?" he asks me, pointing to me book. "oh just some child development books" I say concentrating on my reading. "why?" Jerry aks me. "SAMs not eating" I tell Kerry. "well, he'll eat when he's hungry" he tells me. "well it's not that simple, Jerry. He's not walking yet either" I explain to Jerry. "you don't really think there's something wrong with him do you?" Jerry asks me, getting up and moving Dominic to the reclining chair next to the couch so he can sit down next to me. "no" I say, plainly. "well, then, count your blessings 'cause trust me, once they start walking you have to get up off the couch and go after them" he advises me. "Kim just wants to cover all the bases" I explain to him. "oh I see" Jerry observes. "what?" I ask him. "oh no nothing. You better do your homework. I wouldnt want to getcha in trouble" Jerry says, like a woman. "you know, I love guys like you. You take anybody who does anything for their wife's and whip becuase you do about sly nothing" I snap. "you're probably right" Jerry agrees with me. "of course I'm right!" I snap back. "dang on right I am! I mean you don't clean, you don't help with the kids. You only do what you want to do. Live your life likea 20 year old single guy without any responsibilities. I don't know how you get away with it" I complain. I then look at him. "how do you get away with it?" I asked him, curiously. He looks at me. "a little something I like to call honesty. You should give it a try. Yeah for our first date, tiana and I watched football in my parents basement and did beer bongs" he said, making me laugh a bit. "yeah she knew from day 1 what kind of guy she was getting" he said, smiling. "what did you and Kim do on your first date?" he asked me. "I dont know" I started. "whatcha do?" he asked me. I sighed. "I took her to a make your own pottery place" I confessed. Jerry shook his head. "you dug your own grave, buddy" he said. He took the parenting book from me. "you know what, I think-I think it's hard being a mother. Especially for someone like your wife, who's who's not that very good at it" he says getting up and standing by the chair that Dominic is sitting in. I get up off of the couch. "hey, hey, hey wait a minute! Kim opens to be a great mother. How many mothers could make their own baby soap or get up every hour to make sure their child's still breathing or send their husband back to the store 3 times to get right kind of slow flow nipple?" I defended Kim. "she's driving you crazy, huh?" Jerry asked me."a little" I confessed. "yeah" Jerry sighed. "if you want her to mellow out, why don't you just give her a day off. You know, to take the kids for the day and let her do whatever she wants" Jerry advises me. "what are you saying? Like one day off and she's going to be ok?" I ask him. "they're never ok?" he says, sitting on the couch while I'm standing, shaking his head. "ok, ok, we can't make them ok. You just try to put a little slack in her rope. You know what you should do? Send her to one of those fancy day spas" he advises me. "really, you think it'll work?" I ask him, sitting back down on the couch. "defiantly. Now you know she's comfortable going places by herself, right? You know, shell all alone naked, with a bunch of strangers.." Jerry starts, but I cut him off. "oh, well, jeez, I don't know. You think tiana would go with her?" I asked Jerry. "oh, I don't know. We really csnt afford.." I cut him off again. "no, no no. It would be on me. Believe me, she would be doing me the favor" I told him. "oh. I mean, well, I'll ask her" Jerry says, getting up off of the couch and running into the kitchen. "yo, tianna. You know that fancy spa you been dieing to go to?" he asked tiana walking farther into the kitchen. I just shook my head. You see, he likes me for my money! (btw jack works at a movie studio and makes a good amount of money.)

"and at 12:30 he goes down for his..." Kim starts. Kim and tiana are going to spa today! Finally maybe she won't drive me so nuts now! "nap" I finish. "good and after his nap he likes to have a.." she starts. I smile. "hooker" I finish, smiling. She looks at me scared, while glaring at me. "a snack, I know, I know" I said, laughing a Bit. "if you have any questions or just want to check in, don't hesitate to call. Here's the number for the spa, a few places in the area we might have lunch and my cell phone number, just in case you forget" she said, smiling nervously.

Jerry s pov

"Jerry, honey, if you call me in the next 6 hours and the kids are still breathing, I'll kill you" tiana warns me. Sheesh! She really wants her spa day with Kim! I get up off of the couch. "yeah, yeah, quick question, when those big, young, massagers got their hands all over you, what are you going to be thinkin. About?" I asked her. She wraps her arms around me and we sway back and forth. "George Clooney" she says, smiling. "uh, iddint see George Clooney on our bedroom last night" I tell her. "well, that's because you couldn't see the tv from your angle" she says, smiling. She pecks my lips.

Jacks pov

"let's go!" tiana says, walking by Kim, Sam and I. "have a good time" I say, smiling. She kisses me then Sam. She walks out the front door and I close it behind her. "whew! Well, this should be a good time, huh?" I say, happily. I walk over to the couch where Jerry and Dominic are sitting. "you see that, dominic? That's the cobra clutch and you do it like this" Jerry says, putting his arm into Dominic's arm pit, tickling him a bit. "cut it out! Stop it!" Dominic says laughing. "now you see that, immediate submission. That's how mommy got daddy to marry her" he says, taking his arm out of Dominic's arm pit and wrapping back around Dominic's back.

"Jerry, the park?" I ask him, bouncing Sam in my arms. "alright, come on, but listen if we really wanna go to the park, we gotta drop off Dominic at his friends house" Jerry says, getting up off of the couch with Dominic underneath his arm, facing the ground. "he doesn't like the park?" I ask Jerry. "no he likes it. It's just if you don't have the tv to distract him, he gets a little antisocial around the kids" Jerry explains to me. "antisoical?" I ask him. "yeah he bites, yo" Jerry tells me. I then hurry away form Dominic and Jerry with Sam in my arms. I don't want Dominic to bite him!

We ended up dropping Dominic off at some Random kids house to watch tv. I don't even think Jerry knew the kid let alone the people!

Jerrys pov

"oh, ahh yeah!" i moaned, as i used Logan and Logan's shovel that was in Logan's hand to scratch my back back. "yeah, right there" i moaned again. I looked over at a kid next to us who was playing with a rake in the sand. "hey, buddy, you wanna come over here with that rake?" I asked the boy. His mother grabbed his hand and walked off with him. "I'm teaching him to play with others!" I told the woman, as she and her son walked off. Jack then walked back over to Logan and I with Sa. In his arms. "ah, this is great. Sammy loved the swing, the slide the jungle gym.." jack started as he set Sammy down on the sand. "come on, let's get outta here" I told him. "what? no, we told Kim we'd be at the park" jack told me. "yeah, we did the park. The park is done" I told him, as I packed up Logan's toys. "Sammy likes it here" jack said, happily. "he can't even walk! He doesn't care where the heck he is!" I said, laughing. Jack doesn't listen to me. "how about we go on the swings again, huh, sam?" jack asks Sam, as he reaches to pick him up. "look, man would you quit pretending like you're having fun?" I ask him, as I get up and pick up Logan off of the ground. "your wife isn't here. It's too hot anyways" I explained to jack. Jack then stands up. "it is kind of hot" he said, putting on his back pack. "I know! Even the euqrainian (sorry I spelt that wrong!) kids are getting out of the sand box!" I point out, as jack and I look at the sand box. "they probably just found the diaper you buried" jack pointed out. "look, shouldn't we be good fathers and take these guys to somewhere that's cool?" I ask jack. "like where?" jack asks me. "I know the perfect place. Ok. It's air conditioned, there's food, there's games, ot of bright colors to stimulate their minds..." I rambled. "you mean like a chuckee cheese?" jack asked me. "yeah!" I say happily. "all right" jack caves in, as he picks up Sam off of the ground. "something like that" I added.

Jacks pov

"black Jack!" Jerry shouts, sitting at a poker table. Yes, we are at a casino. No, I'm not playing with him. I'm standing near by holding Logan and Sam. Why did I let him talk me into this?!

Jerry's pov

"hey, I think it's great the government lets you Indians operate these casinos without paying any taxes" I say to the dealer. "it's the least they can do after stealing all that land from ya, huh?" I say to the dealer. Right now, I'm playing poker. I have no idea where jack, Logan and Sam are. "I'm mexican" the poker dealer states. "really? Ha, that's a riot. I think we took some stuff from you guys, too" I say, nodding my head. Jack walks out of the men's room with Sam and Logan in his arms. He groans. "ugh! there we're no changing tables in the men's room. Lucky for us, no one was palying pike ow (I just took this from the show. I don't know what this is or if i got it eight in both soellign snd the right word! oh and I don't own both shows!) I don't pay attention to jack. "hit me!" I tell the dealer. "come on, man. Let's get out of here" jack tells me. "I'm on a roll!" I complain. "I said we were going to an Indian meusuem" he told me, as he handed Sam and Logan plastic buckets to play with. "what do you think that is over there?" I say, pointing to something in the far distance. "its a gift shop. They sell dice with tomahawks on them" jack explains to me. "all right. The kids are having fun. Why don't you sit down and play a little black jack with me?" I presaude. "all right, but we're leaving as soon as I loose this" jack caves in. "all right. Fine fine" I tell him. He pushes all of his poker chips toward the dealer. "here" he tells the dealer. "wait, you're betting it all?" I ask jack. "Im a wild man!" jack says, as he sits down."ok, you got 19 and he is showing 7. You're good" I tell jack. He silently cheers. "hit me!" jack says happily. "what?!" I ask him. "sir you have 19" the dealer tells jack. "I know! Hit me!" jack says, starting to sound greedy. ah, man. I can't believe you just.." I started. "21" the dealer spoke. "wow figures the one time I'm trying to lose. hey, can I play again?" he ranted a bit. "no" the dealer tells jack. "16" the dealer tells me. "aw am, I know where this is going" I complain. "hit me" I tell the dealer. "bust" the dealer tells me. "course i busted! You took my 2!" I complain to jack. "I can't believe you're just playing until you lose man. You used to be fun. What happened to you?" I rant to jack. "I swear I never had fun around you" he told me. "you were fun at your bachelor party" I told him. "I passed out at my bachelor party" he told me. "yeah, but, we did a lot of fun things with ya" I confessed to jack. He stares at me, shocked. "black jack" the dealer tells jack. "oh come on! You didn't even give me a chance to lose that time!" jack complains to the dealer. "19" the dealer tells me. "I'll stay" I reply. "20" the dealer tells me. "you know, this is all because you took that 2! You know what, why don't you bet it all again so you can back home?!" I yell. "hey, hey, slow down. Let's play a little smarter this time" jack said, pushing his chips towards the dealer.

No ones pov

They were too busy playing black jack and Sam decided to take his very first steps.

Jacks pov

"black jack" the dealer told me. "woo hoo!" I cheered, standing up and pumping my fists in the air. "pay attention, Sammy! You don't want to miss this! I shouted to Sam, who just looked at me.

Kims POV

"it feels so weird spending the day getting massages while the men take care of the kid" I tell tiana as we are at the spa, getting massages. "mm" she says. "what do you think would say if she say us right now?" I asked tiana. "oh, same thing she said all through high school" she said, then paused to change her voice to sound more like our mom. "tiana, put your underwear back on" tinAna imitates, making us both laugh. I then realize what she meant and look over at her. "you're not wearing any under wear?" I ask her. She snorts. "of course not. You're not suppose to" she confesses. We lay on the massage beds in silence for a few minutes. "well, I'm keeping mine on!" I finally confess. "whatever" she scoffs. we lay in silence for a few more seconds "are they going to think I'm strange for keeping it on?" I asked my older sister. "who cares?" she tells me. "well, I'm not going to be able to relex if the guy that's rubbing me thinks I'm strange" I spoke. "it's ok to take them off" she advises me. "well, there's no where I'm going to be relaxed if I'm lying here naked!" I tell tiana. "ok, so basically at this point, there's no way you can enjoy this massage?" she asks me. We lay in silence again as I think for a few seconds. "I don't think so, bu you enjoy yourself. I'm just going to wait outside" I tell her, as I get up off of the massage bed and walk towards the door. "how long do these things usually take?" I ask tiana. "about an hour. Why?" she says to me. "I just though, I don't know, I'd see how the toys are doing at the park" I confess to tiana, walking around the room, nervously. she starts get up off of her massage bed. "oh, I knew it! I knew you couldnt leave him all day!" she confesses. "well is that so wrong? Worrying about leaving my son?!" I say, crying a bit. "you left him with his father k, who's a very responsible and intelligent man, which is a lot more then I can say for my husband and I leave my kids with him" she tells me, trying to cheer me up. "yeah, I wanted to ask you. How do you that?" I ask her. "because I know that at the end of the day, theyre gonna be fine. I also know that they're gonna grow to be a lot more self sufficient and independent if there mother isn't hovering over them all the time" she explains to me. "I don't hover!" I defend. "remember those bunnies we got for easter that year? You didn't put yours down for a whole month. You took it to school with you. you petted until it had that bald spot on its head" she told mem as she sat ack down on the massage bed. "and you smelled, Kim. You smelled" she confessed to me. I sighed. "yeah, well your bunny ran away!" I confessed to her. "because he felt secure and independent enough to make it on its own" she confessed to me. I smiled and sighed. "do you think I'm a mother?" I asked tiana, as I sat back down on the massage bed. "honey, I think if you relaxed a littlel you'd be a better mother" she told me. She got up of her massage bed. "and you know a good way to relax?" she asked me. I sighed nodding my head. I got up off of the massgae bed "get a massage!" I said, smiling. "that a girl!" she praised me. We both smiled and got back on our massage beds. We both sighed. "now give me your bra" tiana told me, putting her hand out. "no problem!" I say, taking off my bra and handing it to her. "good!" she praised me. "now take off you-" she started, but I cut her off. "not a chance" I told her. She smiled.

Jacks pov

"I shouldnt hit the 12, but I did, but I did, but I did!" I sang to Jerry. "and I thank you!" I sang to jerry. "come on youre embarrassing me!" Jerry confessed to me. "busted" the dealer told Jerry. "damn!" jerry swore, putting his head in his hands. "aw, don't be mad pumpkin. Here go by yourself something pretty" I told Jerry, chucking a poker chip at him. I smiled like an idiot. "black jack" the dealer told me. "yes!" we both cheer. "alright!" I cheered. "oh my god! Oh my god!" I said, as I looked over at Sam who was taking his very first steps! (or so he thinks!) "Sammy's walking! He's walking! Quick! Give me the camera!" I ramble as I get off of my chair and grab the camera that Jerry and I brought with us. "see? I told you there was nothing wrong with him!" Jerry told me, pouting at Sam as he walked throughout the casino. "ho ho oh! He's really doing it! Way to go, Sammy! This is incredible! Wait 'til mommy sees you walking!" I said happily, then I realized. "Crap! I can't show her this!" I exclaimed. "whatcha talking' about?" Jerry asked me. "well, we're supposed to be at the park and were here in the casino. I mean there's bells going off. There's cocktail waitresses walking by!" I exclaimed. "oh, grab her, will ya?" Jerry asked mem looking at a cocktail waitress. "this is horrible! What am I supposed to do?!" I asked Jerry. "stop filming!" Jerry told me. "I can't!" I giggled. "this is his first steps! It is so beautiful" I said, smiling. I then looked at Jerry, angry. "damn you! I exclaimed. "what's the big deal? We'll just take him to the park and you can film him walking aprons there!" he explained to me. "Jerry, I can't do that! My wife's probably gonna see this tape 10,000 times and every time she watches it, I'll know I lied to her" I rambled to Jerry. "well, now, you're just inventing problems" Jerry told me, shaking his head. "this is all your fault! Because of you, my wife is not going to be able to see her son's first steps! I knew nothing good was gonna come of this! You are will!" I exclaimed, packing the camera, getting my jacket and picking up Sam. "you are evil! That's right! This whole damn place is evil!" I exclaimed. "thank you" I said to the dealer, pickin up my chips that I had won. I en walked out of the casino wi Sam in my arms.

Tiem skip

Jacks pov

Im now pacing around the house. Jerry walks through the front door. "where we're you?" I asked him, as he closed the door behind him. "I went upstairs and put the kids down for a nap. I come back and you're gone!" I told Jerry. "look, I felt bad for the casino and Sammy walking, so I got you a little something to make up for it" Jerry told me, hooligan a fast food bag from Arby's and a DVD. "cheese burgers?" I asked him, picking up the Arby's bag. "ah, ah, those are mine!" he told me, taking them bag from me and setting it back down ont he coffee table. "this" he told me, handing me the DVD. "what is it?" iasekd him "a guy at my poker game does special effects or movies. So he changed the whole background on your DVD. So now it looks like Sammy's walking in a park" he explained to me, handing me the DVD. "come on! That is still lying!" I told him, handing him back the DVD. "what? Is it? I men, if you point at the tv and you say, look honey, you're son's first steps. Aren't you telling the truth?" he asked me. "it's crazy!" I shrugged. "alright, alright! Do whatever you want with it. "just at least take a look at it" he told me, putting the DVD into our DVD player as I sat on the couch and turned on the tv. "I saw a little bit of it" he confessed. "it's pretty great!" he confessed. I pressed play on the tv remote. Jerry sat down the couch next to me to watch the DVD with me. Sure, enough, it was a video of am walking in a green screened park. "oh my god! This is amazing!" I exclaimed, happily. "I know! The guys a genius!" jerry said, happily. "it looks totally realistic!" I said, smiling. "yeah, uh, listen, I had to slip the guy a few bucks I'm wondering if-" he started, but I cut him off. "whatever you need, I got it. don't worry!" I told jerry.

Just then, Kim and tiana walked through the front door of the house. "heyyy!" I say, turning off the tv. "hey, youre home!" Jerry said, getting up off of the couch. I got up off of the couch as well. "how was it?" I asked Kim. "unbelievable! Thank you so much!" Kim thankEd me. We then shared a passionate kiss. We then walked over to the couch. "so Kim, aren't you going to ask about your son?" I asked my wife, who just sat down on the couch. "oh, I'm sure he's fine!" Kim said, lying back on the couch. "you're welcome!" Jerry told me. "where wre the kids?" tiana asked me. "oh, Logan and Sammy are upstairs napping" I told tiana. "where's Dominic?" she asked Jerry. "uhhhh..." Jerry stuttered, realizing we left Dominic at that random house. She glared at him. "Charlie's house" Jerry finally told her.

"whatcha guys watching?" tiana asked me. "something that I think Kim is really goNina wanna see!" I saidm smiling, "what is it?" Kim said, giggling. I pressed play on the DVD remote to show the girls the DVD of SAMs first steps. She sits right up on the couch! "oh my god! " she said, shocked. I wrapped my arm around her. "your son's very first steps" I told her. I then kissed her cheek. "look at him!" she cried, happily. "he's walking!" she cried again. "he's really doing it!" she cried again. "he's amazing!" I told her, smiling. "oh ho! That is so sweet!" tiana said, happily. "where is that park? It's beautiful" tiana asked. "ah, it's way the heck out there" Jerry answered her, covering my lie. Tiana looked at him and just smiled.

"look at him! He's a natural!" Kim gushed. The video now showed Sam starting to walk on water. Were busted, I thought. The 4 of us just stared at the video, shocked. I looked at jerry and smiled my "you idiot" smile. "I told you he's amazing!" I exclaimed, trying to cover up our lie. "yeah, so, uh, I think we should get outta here. What do you think?" Jerry suggested, getting up and grabbing tianas hand, who wouldn't get up. "jack!" Kim exclaimed, standing up. "alright look! It was hot at the park. So we took him to an Indian casino and he walked. Sam walked. Sam walked and it was beautiful and I wanted you to see it without the casino. So I got him to pay a guy. How much?" I rambled on. "$200.00" Jerry confessed. "$200.00?! This is what he comes up with?! I mean, the kids obviously walking on water. Do you see that?! You can't trust any body anymore! Don't worry, honey. I'm going to get that money back" I rambled on to Kim and Jerry. "you took my son to a casino?! Tiana, did you hear is?! They took them to a casino!" Kim freaked out. Tiana got up off of her chair. "just, try not to over react. We don't know the whole story" tiana said. "did you win?" she asked Jerry. "no" he confessed. "you idiot!" she said, smacking Kerry on the head. "I won $316.00" I told Kim, thinkin it would make everything ok. I'm shook her head. "this is all my fault! I knew this was a bad idea and I didn't trust my instincts! Obviously, I can never leave you alone tin Sam again!" Kim exclaimed, walking up the stairs. "oh come on, kim! You can leave me alone with him! You just can't leave me alone with him!" I exclaimed, the last him refereeing to Jerry. Tiana walked up the stairs. "way to go, guys. She was jaut starting to relax!" tiana told us. "did you hear that?! She's never gonna let spend another day alone with my kid!" I complained to Jerry. He chuckled. "you're welcome!" he said, happily he drives me nuts!

"look at him!" I say to Kim, happily. It's now night time and we are sitting in the living room with Sam, watching him walk. "I know!" she replys. "I can't believe he's doing it! I guess I was worried about nothing" Kim confessed. "that's what I'm saying. We need to just take things as they come. Stop driving ourselves crazy worrying about every little problem" I told her. "you're right" Kim said, smiling we watched as Sam walked around the living room. Kim then looks at his feet. "does he look pigeon toed to you?" Kim asked me. "no. All kids walk like that at first" I reply. Kim and I just smiled. "are you sure?" Kim asked me. "I'll get the books" I said, getting up from the floor.

Done! This is a dialogue story! Please read and reveiw! Hope you like it! Oh and it's rated t!

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