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Okay, seeing as my other story wasn't going well and I have exams on poetry coming, I thought it might make sense to do something like this. It's basically a series of poems about various Harry Potter characters.

Lord Voldemort

Once there was a little boy, whose head was full of spam

He wandered out onto a road and then there was a wham

And then, this very little boy, awoke and thought with glee,

"I think I'll hire a bunch of guys to praise and worship me,

I'll call myself Lord Voldemort, for that is what I am,

A Lord, a Prince, a Ruler, I will pull off this sham!"

But then, when he grew older, he made his first mistake

He brought a bunch of idiots forever to his wake

He maimed and killed a lot of freaks; he used his magic wand

And now there's a society of people who aren't fond

Of him and his unwelcome ways of slaughtering their friends,

In added fact he never really tries to make amends

So then, to simply prove a point, Lord Voldemort declared,

A war on everything and everyone he's ever faired

And then (this was his next mistake) he went after a boy

Coz of some stupid prophecy to bring the people joy

Harry Potter was his name, he got a lightning scar,

While Voldemort was weakened and banished for afar

We thought we'd seen the last of him, but we were very wrong

So now we have wait for very, very long,

To find out if Lord Voldemort, will indeed be dead

Or if that Harry Potter will be beaten up for bread.

What did you think? Will it linger?