So I was reading over Henge is Troublesome and I realized how very badly my writing was, so I decided to rewrite the chapters I had already written and then continue on with the story after that. I hope you like this one more.

UNFORTUNATELY I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, for if I did Naruto would be a girl in henge and the fight scenes wouldn't be as cool :)

Henge is Troublesome

1

Uzumaki Naruto walked towards the Ninja Academy. Today was the day the Genin teams were picked and although there was a grin on his face he felt like frowning. Two days ago he found out that he contained not only a demon, but the worst of the worst. Uzumaki Naruto contained the Nine-Tailed Fox.

The Old Man, otherwise known as the Hokage, left it up to Naruto to tell his teammates the truth. He could tell his teammates of the beast, or he could keep it to himself. Unfortunately that wasn't the only thing Naruto was hiding. You see, Naruto wasn't a he, but a she. After the sealing the Hokage made a decision; instead of a girl, Naruto would be introduced as boy. He figured that people would think she was stronger and could hold the beast better if she had a male body. Needless to say that didn't work, it only made the villagers beat her twice as hard when ever they caught her.

"Demon," someone whispered. The frown threatened to escape from behind her smile but she held it in. Her thoughts traveled back to whether or not she should tell her teammates, and as the academy came into view she decided to wait and see who her teammates were.


Walking into her classroom she smiled at her friend Hinata, her and her family being the only ones who knew her secret. Thankfully every one of them had a seal placed on them, keeping them from revealing the secret to anyone who didn't already know. She glared silently at pretty boy Sasuke and gagged when she saw Sakura. A couple years ago Naruto had decided that to be a good "boy" she would need a crush. Stupidly she had picked Sakura and she had been regretting the decision ever since. Keeping her fake smile in place she sat down in the first available seat and began to wait for her team assignment.

"Team seven is Uzumaki Naruto..." Naruto looked up from her slumber waiting to hear her teammate's name, "Haruno Sakura..." Naruto jumped up and cheered, trying to keep her facade up but silently she was crying at having to be on the same team as the pink bitch. "And Uchiha Sasuke," instantly Sakura and Naruto switched positions and it was now Naruto who was slumped over on his desk while Sakura stood up and cheered.

After the two teammates calmed down Iruka informed them that their sensie would be a man by the name of Kakashi. Iruka was about to go on but Naruto basically refused to be happy about his teammates. "Iruka-sensei, why do I have to be paired off with the Uchiha!" she screamed in outrage. Several people in the room glared at the blonde while Iruka sighed.

"Naruto the teams were selected to be equal, since you had the lowest grades in the class you were paired with Sasuke, who had the highest," Iruka explained. Naruto continued to glare and stood up to continue yelling. Unfortunately the guy sitting behind Naruto shifted slightly causing the blond to fall forward and her lips crashed onto something that was incredible soft. Naruto's eyes fell open and became wide with shock when she realized what, or who, had "caught" her.

"NARUTO!" Sakura yelled when her mind caught up with what she was seeing. Uzumaki Naruto's lips had met the lips of Uchiha Sasuke, the two teammates were kissing. Disgust washed over both faces as they sprung away from each other, spitting the germs of the other out of their mouths. Anger was evident in the girls of the classroom, while the boys - and Hinata - laughed as what had just happen. Even Iruka - who knew Naruto's real gender - couldn't repress the chuckle that escaped his lips.

After several moments of laughing and glaring, Iruka finally called everyone to order. He informed everyone else of their teams and how they would take the next hour to get to know each other while they waited for their teachers to show up. As soon as Iruka left the classroom Sakura pounced on Sasuke, asking him out on a date. It seemed as if the kiss had been erased from her mind. Sasuke however stayed silent and continued to stay at the front of the class room. Naruto watched the other two, her eyes squinting as she glared daggers at them.

"I'm definitely not telling them ANYTHING!" she seethed, "Iruka-sensei, when I get my hands on you and that old man!"

The Hokage's office

The Hokage, or as Naruto likes to call him, the Old Man, watched the crystal ball with a small smile on his wrinkled face. Just by looking at her, Sarutobi could tell that he was in for a mouth full the next time he saw the young blond. His thoughts were interrupted when a man with white hair popped into the office.

"Why have you called me here Hokage-sama?" the white hair ninja asked, his mouth covered by a blue mask.

"I thought that I should inform you of your team before you go a meet them. They are - what's the word - interesting," Sarutobi smiled. Kakashi stared at him, his face emotionless as he waited for the Hokage to continue.

"Haruno Sakura, the first ninja of her family, has a joint personality. You will soon find out that, while she acts sweet 99 percent of the time, there are moments where - what we have come to call - her inner Sakura comes out. I have noticed that she comes out only when she is annoyed. This, of course, will have to be watched to make sure that she doesn't develop any other personalities," Sarutobi informed. Kakashi mentally groaned before signaling for the Hokage to continue.

"Uchiha Sasuke, as you know, is the last Uchiha. He is someone you will have to pay very close attention. Over the years I feel that his sorrow and anger has been growing so much that I fear he will go insane and power hungry trying to kill his brother."

"And Uzumaki Naruto has the fox in him, you don't have to explain about him, Hokage-sama," Kakashi sighed, waving his hand at the old man before looking at the clock. He had honestly wanted to get to the academy a little early, well early for him, and the Hokage was making him late.

"There is no need to rush Kakashi. Team seven can use the extra time to try and become friends. Now back to Naruto, yes she does have the nine-tailed demon in her, and as you have most like heard, she knows he is there. But there is something else you need to know about Naruto," the Hokage said. Kakashi stared at him for a moment, and like all great ninja he read underneath the underneath.

"Naruto's a girl, isn't he?" he asked. Sarutobi smiled slightly before nodding his had in confirmation. Again Kakashi mentally groaned, he always got the weirdest team.

"A couple years about Naruto had decided that to appear 'boy-ish' she would need a crush and proceeded to pick Sakura, so don't be freaked out when she asks Sakura on a date. There may be some awkwardness and anger among the group for there was a little…accident earlier. I'm sure you will here about this later." Sarutobi chuckled at some unknown joke as Kakashi stood there wondering what was so funny. As soon as the Hokage stopped laughing he dismissed Kakashi and watched as he disappeared into white smoke.

"Good luck Kakashi," Sarutobi whispered as he continued to gaze into his crystal ball.

Meanwhile at the academy

"HE'S LATE!" Naruto yelled from her seat. She never liked being in one place for to long and they had been waiting for almost two hours. They had watched as every other team had left, their impatience growing with each team's exit.

"Naruto, shut up! Sensei probably had a very good reason for being late," Sakura said. "HE BETTER OR I'LL RIP HIS HEAD OFF!" inner-Sakura shouted causing Sakura to wince at her anger. Naruto glared at the pink haired girl before adopting a look, or what some would call, pure evil. Grinning she slowly got up from her chair and walked over to the door.

"If he's going to be late, he's going to have to pay," she told the others.

"You're such and idiot!" Sakura told him even thought Inner-Sakura was cheering Naruto on.

"He's a jounin; he's not going to fall for a stupid prank like that," Sasuke spoke up from his seat. "Dobe." he added as an after thought causing Naruto to call him "teme" and stick her tongue out. Finishing the prank Naruto ran back to her desk and put on a picture of innocence. Moments later the door opened and an eraser fell on to a head of white hair, covering it with dust. Naruto fell off her chair, her laughter echoing throughout the entire room. Sakura gaped at the man, Inner-Sakura laughing as hard as Naruto was. If it wasn't for the Uchiha pride, Sasuke would have either joined Naruto with laughter, or Sakura with her state of shock.

"My first impression of you is...I hate you," he announced to his team. Naruto halted her laughter and began glaring hatefully at Kakashi. The white haired Jounin immediately regretted his choice of words but kept his face expressionless.

"Be on the roof in five minutes," he said before vanishing in a puff of smoke and leaving three very confused genin behind.

Five minutes later

"Now, we are going to get to know each other," Kakashi announced, his eyes turned in a U as he smiled at the small genins. "Tell me your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams."

"Sensei, why don't you go first," Sakura said in a voice that just screamed "suck up."

"Alright. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I have many likes and dislikes, and my hobbies and dreams are none of you concern," he told the others with a cocky smile. The teammates look at him as he was crazy, but Kakashi just ignored it.

"Your turn Pinkie," Kakashi said, his eyes glazing over in fake interest.

"Um names Haruna Sakura, I like..." she looked over at Sasuke and giggled, "I hate Ino-Pig and Naruto! My hobby is reading and…" glance at Sasuke and giggle, "and my dream is to…" once more she looked at Sasuke before giggling and blushing a color that resembled her hair. Sasuke shifted closer to Naruto and away from Sakura, Naruto tried her hardest not to laugh, and Kakashi sighed as he realized how much of a fan-girl Sakura really was.

"Okay, blondie you're next."

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto...Remember it! I like ramen, training… and Sakura-chan," Naruto looked over at the girl sitting next to her and put on a fake grin. Kakashi seemed to be the only one to notice the blonde's slight hesitation at the end of her statement.

"I hate the three minutes it takes to make ramen, people who underestimate me or hate me for something I can't control…" confusion appeared on both Sasuke's and Sakura's face when Naruto glared at Kakashi. "…and I HATE Sasuke-teme!" The memory of the Incident came back to the genins as they all shivered. Kakashi observed with slight confusion. "And my hobbies are training and pranks…believe it!"

"And your dream is...?"

"Oh right. I'm going to be the greatest Hokage this village has ever known!" she shouted at the man and at her two teammates. Kakashi smirked at the girls ambition while her two teammates proceeded to roll their eyes.

"Now the emo-boy." Kakashi announced. Sasuke ignored the nickname, not wanting the white haired man to have the satisfaction of getting under his skin.

"Uchiha Sasuke, I don't really like anything and I dislike almost everything. My hobbies are none of your business and my dream...no...my ambition is to kill a certain man," he told the others, a dark look appearing in is usually calm eyes. Sakura actually shivered when she noticed how evil her crush looked. Kakashi stored away this information for a later date.

"A two-minded annoying fan girl, the Kyuubi container who just happens to be a girl pretending to be a boy, and a revenge seeking Uchiha who is most likely to go mad if he isn't careful. Yup! My team is definitely the weirdest team," Kakashi thought before going onto explain that they were to meet at training ground seven the next day at five-thirty in the morning. He then jumped off the roof, but not without warning them not to ear breakfast for they would throw it up.

"Hey Sakura-chan want to go on a date with me!" Naruto yelled when her sensei disappeared. Mentally Naruto was pleading for the girl to say no and when she did, Naruto pulled a depressed act before running off to eat ramen. Sasuke watched the blonde exit the roof top, leaving him and Sakura alone. Awkward silence filled the air before Sakura broke it with trying to kiss Sasuke which led to Sasuke leaving as well. Sakura stood on the roof for a moment long before pouting and running home, prepared to tell everyone that she had kissed Sasuke on the roof of the academy as the sun was setting.


Looking in his bathroom mirror, Sasuke ran a finger over his lips. The lips that were touching the dobe's only hours ago. As much as he hated to admit it, the kiss had left his lips tingling and he didn't completely hate the way the dobe's lips felt against his.

"I'm not gay, am I?" he asked himself, his fingers leaving his lips. Not even a second later he denied it and by saying, "An Uchiha simply cannot be gay." He then stripped himself of his clothes before getting into his bath and clearing his mind of all things yellow and orange.

XOXOXOX

And there you have it, the new-ish chapter one of Henge is Troublesome. The next chapter should be coming soon, most likely by the end of the week (Sunday at the latest). I have a job for my readers though, you have to keep me motivated to write this story by leaving me lots of reviews

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