*Complete and utter crackfic here I come./
"Arthur…" Merlin gasped, only barely keeping great, heaving sobs at bay.
For a few seconds, all was silent, and Merlin could not breath.
*WHACK*
"StUPID YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T KNOW????? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING IF STEALTH??? BOI????"
Merlin was completely stunned as Arthur very briefly turned into a Tumblr gurl to chew him tf out.
"What."
"I have know for YEARS and you never said anything, and I know that it was probably for a good reason or whatever, but DAMN it's insulting to have you think I'm incompetent enough to not even TRY to hide your magic. Jesus H. Christmas you moron." He finished the rant with an arm around the taller man's neck that was at the same time threatening and comforting as hell, and Merlin cried while Arthur watched over him like a protective mama bear.
