I don't own the songs or Harry Potter.

Ron/Hermione Blaise/Neville Pansy/Alcohol Bottle Harry/Draco Ginny ... I personally don't like her.

Songs. I just had sex by Lonely Island and Akon

Angel By Akon

Get U Home by Shwayze

Scotty Doesnt Know by lustra

Teardrops on my Guitar by Taylor Swift

Enjoy. :)


The eight of them walked into the room of requirements. It was made to be a karaoke bar, seats were made in a circle around the stage. In the middle of the couches was a table filled with alcohol.

"I ask again why we're doing this." Malfoy said before grabbing a full bottle of fire whiskey and started pouring shots.

"I answer once again, because we won we get choose what we do this week, and who doesn't love to drink, sing and spill secrets?" Hermione said with a smirk, full well knowing what everyone was like after a few shots.

"Spilling secrets?" Ron gulped, before taking the shot.

"Oh so weasel has secrets he doesn't want to share?" Pansy said an evil grin beginning to form.

Harry, Blaise and Neville said nothing before downing their own shots. Ginny sat quietly staring at her shot; this was her first time joining the six since they started hanging out the beginning of their eighth year.

"Come on weaselette, drink up" Draco sneered, he still didn't understand why she was there, and he truly hated her. She always had her hands all over Harry, even though she was screwing all the guys in her grade.

Draco already started filling the small glasses again, before Hermione told everyone to pick a song.

"I'll go first then, Pansy?" Hermione declared, walking up on the stage pansy following her laughing to herself.

The song began and everyone was shocked at what was coming out of Hermione's mouth Ron's face turned a deep shade of red.

Sometimes

Woahohhoh

Something beautiful happens in this world

Akon(Hermione)

You don't know how to express yourself so

And lonely island(Pansy)

You just gotta sing

(Hermione)

I just had sex

And it felt so good

I wanna let me put my penis inside her

I just had sex

And I'll never go back

To the not having sex ways of the past

Ginny generously took her shot, and grabbed for another, She eyed Harry who was laughing, with his face flushed, when she looked to Draco she almost choked he was glaring at her.

(Pansy)

Have you ever had sex

I have it felt great

It felt so good

When I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it

It literally just happened

Having sex should make a nice man after meanest

Never guess where I just came from

I had sex

If I had to describe the feeling

It was the best

When I had the sex

Man my penis felt great

I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey didn't see you there

Guess what I just did

Had sex

Undressed

Saw her boobies and the rest

For sure

Nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever

Now sing

Everyone grabbed a bottle and started to fill their shots.

(Hermione)

I just had sex

And it felt so good

I wanna let me put my penis inside her

I wanna tell the world

(Pansy)

To be honest

I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense

But man screw it

I ain't one to argue with a good thing

She could be my wife

That good

The best 30 seconds of my life

I'm so humbled by the girls

? to let me do her

Honestly I had sex with a pile of venua

With that in mind

The soft nice smell of girls better

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

With enough shots taken everyone started dancing around. Blaise grabbed Neville's shirt and started to snog him until they fell on to the couch that now turned into a bed.

"They didn't mean to have sex now" Draco said as the two looked up from where they were laying, Neville's face dark red, Blaise just smirked at his comment before continuing to push and snog the taller boy.

(Hermione)

So this one's dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them (yeah)

Whether you're near or far

Whether short or tall

We wanna thank you all

For letting us fuck you

(Together)

She kept looking at her watch (Doesn't matter had sex)

But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter had sex)

I think she mighta been a racist (Doesn't matter had sex)

She put a bag on my head (still counts)

(Hermione)

I just had sex

And my dreams came true

So if you've had sex in the last 30 minutes

Then you qualified to sing with me

(Together)

I just had sex (everybody sing)

And it felt so good (we all had sex)

I wanna let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the world)

I just had sex

And i'll never go back

Do not have sex ways of the past

It feels so great

"What possessed you to sing that?" Ron said as they stepped off the stage.

"It was my idea" pansy said before grabbing a shot and swallowing it.

Hermione's face was pink, and she had a face of pure happiness "it was fun" was all she said before joining the drinking party. Pansy stared at Ron till he noticed "What pansy?"

"Your turn" she said as his cheeks flared red, but he walked up to the stage anyway.

Taking a deep breath he began to sing

Here we Go...!

I'm looking at an angel

And believe me when I say

She got that whole place blowing [x2]

She got that whole place glowing

I'm looking at an angel

And believe me when I say

She got that whole place glowing [x3]

And she's high in the sky singing

Way above the clouds in the sky singing [x4]

She got wings she got a halo

It seems to me so unnatural

Cos that's one thing that I just don't know

What seems to be so incredible

She looked at me took me by surprise yeaaahh

As if she took me by the hand to some foreign land

And had me way up

Way above the clouds in the sky singing [x4]

Hermione was touched at the gesture of her being an angel, as Ron barely showed his affection in public.

Pansy shook her head,a job well done.

Singing my song yeah yeah

From dust til dawn yeah yeah

I know you got a lot on your mind

But it won't be long yeah yeah

It always get better yeah yeah

And I may be wrong yeah yeah

Some never get it across the line before they make it home yeah yeah

Singing my song yeah yeah

From dust til dawn yeah yeah

I know you got a lot on your mind

But it won't be long yeah yeah

It always get better yeah yeah

And I may be wrong yeah yeah

Some never get it across the line before they make it home yeah yeah

I'm looking at an angel

And believe me when I say

She got that whole place blowing [x3]

I'm looking at an angel

And believe me when I say

She got that whole place glowing [x3]

And she's high in the sky singing

The moment Ron got off stage Hermione pulled him away from the group a door appeared, everyone turned to look what was beyond the door but all they saw was candles and possibly a bed?

The group laughed together before Blaise walked to the stage, leaving a shy and embarrassed Neville behind.

Before he started, he said " Neville this one's for you" before he winked and began his own song.

She look like sex, drugs, rock and roll

When she move it on the dance floor

Stop, go, stop and go

Like a New York cab yo

Fast, slow, fast and slow

She drives me mad yo

Just like my nano

She shuffling, I'm lovin' it

I'm thinking about touchin' it

Kissin' her in public

But baby got me fumblin',

Stumblin', and mumblin'

She got me wonderin',

If I should get her number then

She just looked up at me and said

Take me in the bathroom

Take my clothes off

Make love to me up against a dirty wall

'Cause I can't wait to get you home (wait to get you home)

She tastes like cigarettes and alcohol

Up all night on aderoll

Innocent, but not at all

She my Brooklyn Barbie doll

Dancin' like (mmm), fakin' like (ohhh)

What you think about sex on the first night? (okay)

I'm thinking about touchin' it

Kissin' her in public

But baby got me fumblin',

Stumblin', and mumblin'

She got me wonderin',

Blaise didn't have a chance to finish before Neville was pulling him off stage, where another door appeared. Draco chuckled at the couple, before he death glared at Ginny who, in her drunken state was harassing harry. Hmph if only she knew….

Draco headed to the stage. "Hey Weasley, Harry" He said A dark grin Showed on his face before he began to sing.

Hey!

Ginny doesn't know,

That Harry and me,

Do it in my van every Sunday.

He tells her he's in church,

But he doesn't go,

Still he's on his knees, and...

Ginny doesn't know, oh.

Ginny doesn't know-oh.

So don't tell Ginny!

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know.

SO DON'T TELL GINNY!

Harry says he's out shopping,

But he's under me and I'm not stopping.

Ginny stood and glared at both harry who had an amused face, and Pansy who was rolling and clutching her stomach as she laughed.

Cause Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know.

So don't tell Ginny.

Ginny doesn't knoooooow...

DON'T TELL GINNY!

I can't believe she's so trusting,

While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Harry's got her on the phone,

and he's trying not to moan.

It's a three way call,

and she knows nothing.

NOTHING!

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know,

Don't tell Ginny.

Cause Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't knoooooow...

SO DON'T TELL GINNY!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't knoooooow...

The parking lot, why not?

It's so cool when you're on top.

Her front lawn, in the snow.

Laughing so hard, cuz...

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know.

I did him on her birthday.

Grabbing her wand she threw spells at Harry, but in her drunken state she missed him every time. Tears pouring over her cheeks she threw one and Draco but he dodged it easily and continued to sing.

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know,

Ginny doesn't know,

Don't tell Ginny.

Ginny doesn't knoooooow...

Ginny will know,

Ginny has to know,

Ginny's gotta know,

Gonna tell Ginny,

Gonna tell him myself.

Ginny has to know,

Ginny has to know,

Ginny has to,

Ginny has to,

Ginny has to go!

Ginny doesn't know,

(Don't tell Ginny)

Ginny doesn't know,

(Don't tell Ginny)

Ginny doesn't know...

Ginny's gotta go!

Ginny left the room in a screaming rage, her walk was swaying and she almost fell before the door shut behind her.

"Shall I be next to sing?" Harrys said.

"No! Our doors arrived" Draco said before pulling him into the room.

"Just me and the alcohol left" pansy slowly a makes her way to the stage to stare at empty chairs.

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see

That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be

I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about

And she's got everything that I have to live without

Drew talks to me, I laugh 'cause it's so damn funny

And I can't even see anyone when he's with me

He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right,

I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar

The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star

He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do

Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?

And there he goes, so perfectly,

The kind of flawless I wish I could be

She better hold him tight, give him all her love

Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky 'cause

So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light

I'll put his picture down and maybe

Get some sleep tonight

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar

The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart

He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do

He's the time taken up, but there's never enough

And he's all that I need to fall into.

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see.

She slowly makes her way off the stage to a large bed with green blankets

"I need a man" she murmurs still clutching the bottle before slowly passing out.


Yes. its not the best. and I'm sorry. But please review. I love it if you did.