Authors note:


Warning; Language and semi- suggestive themes.

Hey frosties! Here is a LaLu story, it may be a two shot or a three shot or a full story. It isn't the one I planned on posting because the other one is taking longer that's it should have. I'm sorry, I just needed to get a LaLu story on my page so here one is. Make sure to comment, follow, like, or do whatever you want to let me know if you like it. I am always looking for good LaLu stories so please PM or comment for me to see. Thanks and I hope you enjoy!


Lucy's eyes wandered over the guild from her seat at the bar. Natsu and Grey were arm wrestling in the corner as Erza was glaring at them to stay silent, Levy was reading a new book while stealing glances at the napping iron dragon slayer, Cana was busy downing her fourth barrel of ale for the day, and Mira was preparing dinner for the guild. Her eyes traveled up to the second floor where the Thunder Legion was quietly enjoying the guilds rare silence. Freed was reading a book that looked similar to Levy's, Bixlow and Evergreen were playing with his babies while Laxus had his headphones in with closed eyes.

Lucy spun in her chair, turning her attention to the white haired she-devil who was preparing the guilds dinner.

"Hey Mira, do you mind getting me a strawberry and vanilla smoothie with whipped cream on top?" Lucy asked and craned her neck trying to view the kitchen.

"Sure thing Lucy," Mira responded cheerfully.

Lucy touched Horologium's key and the spirit's voice rang in her head alerting her that the time was '4:57 pm.' A second later Lucy heard the loud clang of falling metal connecting to tile and Mira's squeal for help. She hopped out of chair and cautiously made her way through the kitchen doors and toward Mira. She stopped and gasped at the sight in front of her.

Mira's face was covered in white flour, blending into her silvery-white hair as her whole body was submerged under a mountain of pots and pans. The she-devil's arms were pinned to her side as her eyes pleaded Lucy for help. Lucy stifled a laugh and called Virgo through a mind link. One puff of glittering dust later, Virgo appeared at her side.

"Punishment time Princess?" Virgo asked in a monotone voice.

Lucy shook her head and pointed at the mess in the kitchen.

"Virgo, could you please help Mira out?"

"Right away Princess," she replied and started to snap her fingers, the pots and pans that were previously covering Mira were removed and started to place themselves were they were first. Lucy made her was closer to Mira and offered a hand to pull her up. Mira graciously took it and the two women were standing once again in a spotless kitchen. Mira walked over to the kitchen sink and grabbed a navy blue towel, running it under the cold water she proceeded to wash the flour from her face. After which, the once navy blue towel was covered in blotches of thick coats of flour. Mira turned around and smiled thankfully at Lucy, who was talking to Virgo.

"Thanks Virgo, for all your help!" Lucy said as she reached for Virgo's key to send her back to the spirit realm.

As soon as her fingers touched the key, the kitchens swinging double doors burst open to reveal the Thunder legion with worried looks sketched across their faces. Laxus' face along with Freed, Evergreen, and Bixlow's softened when they saw both Mira and Lucy smiling while standing in a spotless kitchen and a spirit at her side.

"Um, uh is everyone okay?" Laxus asked and placed his hand behind his neck as he stood uncomfortably in the doorway.

Lucy smiled and tilted her head, she looked at Mira who nodded affirmation and then looked at Virgo. She touched her key and Virgo disappeared, once again in a cloud of golden glitter.

"No, I think we're all set here. Why did you guys rush in here?" She asked as a look of confusion crossed her face when looking at Laxus' uncomfortability.

Laxus's face flushed slightly and Freed stepped forward to answer for his leader.

"We simply didn't want a fellow guild member hurt, and came to your aid. Luckily it seems that you have it handled here Miss Lucy. Sorry for our intrusion." Freed said and bowed in apology.

"Nonsense Freed, thanks so much for coming to help." Mira chided and smiled warmly at the green haired, rune mage. Her eyes widened in excitement as she looked between the blushing celestial blonde haired mage and the also blushing blonde haired lightning mage. Laxus saw the hearts appear in Mira's eyes and his blush disappeared, quickly replaced by a scowl.

"Tch! Mira just get cooking on dinner. I'm starving here." Laxus said to her and walked out of the kitchen, the rest of his team quickly following his lead.

She turned around and took a better look at the now cleaned kitchen before her face lit up in excitement.

"Oh Lucy! Do you still want your shake?" She asked cheerfully.

"If you don't mind Mira I would love one."

"Oh it's no problem Lucy, I just need some vanilla extract. There should be some in the second floor storage rooms." Mira told her and pulled out a piece of paper and pen to write a second floor pass. She quickly scribbled down some writing before folding it over twice and handing the pass to Lucy.

After handing Lucy the note she turned around and pulled out a blender then focused on the food cooking in the oven.

Lucy waved goodbye and made her way through the kitchen, past the bar, and up the stairs leading to the second floor. She walked past the masters office and stopped at the door with a roughly labeled sign that said 'storage' in white lettering.

Lucy reached out for the door handle only to find it locked. She tried again but the the handle wouldn't move. She sighed and stepped back from the door, twirling on her heels and taking a step toward the stairs.

'Why would Mira send me upstairs to a locked storage room? Should I have asked her for a key?' Lucy asked herself and shook her head.

She was so focused on why she was upstairs that she didn't hear the sound of the door unlocking or the heavy footsteps that walked out of the now open doorway due to her being lost in thought.

"Oi! Blondie, whatcha doing?" A deep voice called out from behind Lucy asked. She jumped and squeaked in surprise at the voice and turned around quickly to find Laxus towering over her small frame. His blueish grey, stormy eyes bore into her and his signature shit-eating grin was plastered on his face.

"Oh! Uh heya Laxus, Mira sent me to get some vanilla extract from the storage room on the second floor." She told him and pointed to the storage room sign.

Laxus looked at where she was pointing and scowled. Lucy frowned at his scowl and quickly grew scared of his reaction to her on the second floor,

"Um, here's the note she gave me as a hall pass sort of." Lucy stuck her hand in her pocket and pulled out Mira's folded note. She handed it over to laxus and looked around, her eyes avoiding his gaze.

Laxus looked at the paper, it read.

'Hey there Laxus, don't think I didn't see the way you were looking at Lucy, play nice.'

Laxus looked up from the note to find Lucy avoiding his gaze. He felt his anger toward the Take-over mage grow and quickly crumpled the note. For good measure he used his lightning and set the paper of fire with a small bolt of lightning.

Lucy looked up at the paper as soon as Laxus crumpled it, but had jumped back when she heard the crackle of lightning and found the paper igniting into a ball of ash.

{Laxus's POV}

The guild was unusually quiet with popsicle dick and flame breath being kept quiet by Titania and Blondie was sitting at the bar talking to Mira. My team was happily enjoying the quiet as well, Freed was catching up on his Mŏnlish runescapes and Evergreen and Bixlow where hanging out with his totems.

It's been so long since I found and rescued them from their individual hell holes and the shit we've gone through has caused them to be the only people that I trust besides Gramps.

I closed my eyes and listened to the blasting rock and roll music blaring in my ears through my headphones. In between songs, when there is a pause with no sound, a loud crash echoed in the guild followed by a high pitched squeal for help. Opening up my right eye I looked over to see Blondie's golden hair disappearing behind the guild's kitchen doors.

'Tch this guild is going to be the death of me,' I thought and looked at my team.

Freed's face was full of fear, I only knew that his worry was for the she-devil, Take-over mage, called Mira. Bixlow and Evergreen's face was full of confusion and whipped their heads around looking for me to give orders.

"Tch, c'mon guys." I said and looked around the guild, everyone was quiet and either staring at me, my team, or the kitchen doors.

"What's everyone looking at? Mind your own business!" I all but growled the last sentence and immediately they switched their gaze around and started to talk again.

Smirking, I stood up and made my way down the stairs and through the kitchen doors. I expected to see a complete mess of a kitchen but instead the pleasant scent of strawberries and vanilla filled the room, Blondie.

"Um, uh is everyone okay?" I asked and placed my hand behind my neck and stood uncomfortably in the doorway.

Lucy smiled and tilted her head, she looked at Mira who nodded affirmation and then looked at Virgo. She touched her key at her hips and Virgo disappeared in a cloud of golden glitter.

"No, I think we're all set here. Why did you guys rush in here?" She asked as a look of confusion crossed her face when looking at my uncomfortability.

I could feel my face flush slightly under Blondie's gaze but before I could say anything, Freed stepped forward to answer for me.

"We simply didn't want a fellow guild member hurt, and came to your aid. Luckily it seems that you have it handled here Miss Lucy. Sorry for our intrusion." Freed said and bowed in apology.

I rolled my eyes at his action, 'Why is he always so formal? Oh, right, Mira's in here.'

I looked over at Lucy who was looking just as uncomfortable as me by Freed's formal bow. Her hair shimmered in the sunlight that streamed through the windows behind her, making her hair look like gold. Her eyes were big, chocolaty, orbs that were filled with forgiveness and love, but I what really enjoyed seeing was the fiery passion behind her eyes whenever she gets mad at Natsu or Happy, she makes me feel like a fucking teenager with raging hormones. All because she's 'off limits' for being Fairy Tails light and her team protectiveness.

I was brought out of my day dream by Mira's voice and her working as the guilds 'Matchmaker.'

"Nonsense Freed, thanks so much for coming to help." Mira chided and smiled warmly at the green haired, rune mage.

I looked over and saw Mira's face lit up in excitement as her eyes flitted between me and lucy, little hearts forming in her eyes. I scowled and forced what little blush there was off my face, returning it to its former emotionless mask. Just how I like it.

"Tch! Mira just get cooking on dinner. I'm starving here." I told her impatiently and walked out of the kitchen, the rest of team quickly followed at my heels.

"Laxus what was Mira on about?" I heard Freed ask.

'It's none of his damn business and Mira was out of line. Tch I don't like Blondie, I just want her to be added to my list of girls.'

My stomach felt sick as soon as I thought about my other conquests.

'What the hell!'

"It's nothing Freed, just drop it." I told him and scurried up the stairs to my second floor office. Clutching my head, I added.

"I'll be in my office, call me when Mira's finished with dinner."

I made my was past Gramps office and opened the door to mine, shutting it quickly behind me I leaned my head back against the door and looked at the mounds of unfinished guild paperwork that I never completed.

Maneuvering my way around the small couch toward my desk, I sat down at my desk and pulled a piece of paperwork and a pen and started to get to work.

{Natsu's POV}

As soon as the Thunder Legion left Laxus and made their way across the guild to the opposite side, I handed Happy a sign and smirked. Grey was distracting Erza by talking about his favorite way to make strawberry cake, leaving me the perfect opening.

"Hey Happy, you know where to put this." I told him as he grabbed the sign from my hands and zipped up the stairs to the second floor of the guild.

'Oh this should be interesting, now it's your turn Mira.'

{Happy's POV}

"Hey Happy, you know where to put this." Natsu spoke to me and I nodded, quickly taking the sign and flying over to the guilds stairs near the kitchen.

'Mmmm I hope Mira's making fish for dinner… no! Happy focus on the mission!'

I shook my head and traveled all the way up the stairs, ignoring the delicious smells wafting from the kitchen. I passed the Masters office and looked at the hook hanging of the next door. Placing the rope hanger on the hook I flew back to take a look at the sign labeled in white lettering.

'Storage'

I smiled and heard Lucy's heavy footsteps coming up the stairs. I quickly looked around for a place to hide and found an empty ale barrel against the wall.

'Thank you Cana.'

I flew inside and looked through one of the peepholes to see Lucy trying her way at the door handle, to no avail. She quickly gave up and walked away, she looked like she was unaware when the door opened and a pissed of Laxus walked out of door. I snickered into my hands.

'Oh this is to good!' I thought to myself and silently laughed harder when I heard Lucy's squeak of surprise.

Their voices were muffled so I couldn't hear much but I felt Laxus's anger rise when Lucy handed him Miras note. He must have heard my laugh because as soon as the paper burned to ash he spun around, looking dead set at the empty barrel of my hiding place.

'Oops, i'm dead.' my inner voice yelled at me to run and for once I listened.

I flew out of the barrel just in time as Laxus sent a bolt of lightning to set the barrel on fire. He lunged after me, narrowly missing as I flew over the banister and hide behind Natsu.

"Natsu, save me!" I cried out to him and he smirked, hands igniting into flames.

"Let's do this Laxus!" he shouted and the guild erupted into madness.

Hello, thanks for reading chapter one! Until next time.

Stay frosty!