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Lemon, Raep Light X L, don't like it, don't read.

Love, what was so great about it anyway? Everyone talked about it, all the girls talked about it. It was always love, *oh I'm so in love with Yagami-kun, he's sp fit*. But for Light, he really had no idea what everyone saw in love, as far as he was concerned, sex was the only important thing in a relationship. Since he had found the diary, he had found that he had the power to go anywhere without being seen. A new guy had turned up at school and told him he was the famous L and he had a 99% chance of being gay.

'Yagami-kun?'

'Yes'

'My name is L and I have to confess to you, you have a 99% chance of being gay'

'Eh, how'd you reach that?'

But he new it, the guy in front of him was extremely attractive and oh my god, how much did he want him?

'Your surname Yagami-kun, turn it backwards and your name is actually Im a gay-kun.'

'Well done Mr. Detective, you're the first to realize,'

'Oh, well just so you know, Im not gay'

God damn it, he wanted this L guy so much: by the end of the day, he had set his mind upon it. If he couldn't get the guy to like him, he, Light; the model student, would make him have sex with him. Around ten of the clock, he slipped out and navigated himself into the strange haired mans house and waited in the bedroom silently.

The door creaked open and in came the hunchback of Notre dame. Light pounced! Shoving the man on the bed, he forced his tongue into the mans mouth. Tearing off his clothes as he went along. Grabbing hold of the guys chin to make sure he couldn't bite. He trailed his hands down his Ukes completely naked body; he settled his hands firmly on L's hips and bent down. In own breath, he took in L's length and began to nip and suck gently on it. L cam strait into his mouth and realizing that it was not enough to satisfy himself, Light placed one foot on the mans chest to hold him down as he began to strip. Flipping the guy over, he went strait into him without warning.

Blood spilled everywhere, L screamed, light laughed as he thrust harder in and out of the pathetic weakling in front of him. His laugh was cut off when a foot slammed into his face and he came out without warning,

'Fuck you L, that hurt!'

'So it is you, Yagami-kun'

Sensing that he had over done it, Yagami grabbed his clothes and ran off, sprinting out of the house and cursing the gay twat as he left. L sat up, got dressed and cleaned up the mess and sent around and inter web message!

To all you citizens fancying Yagami-kun, just to let you know that he is a gay twat and a rapist! He attempted to rape me, so just make sure your combat skills are perfect as this guy is 99% a twat and wont think about it. We all know he stole my cake.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!