Hey, Ya'll! Here's my new story! It's just gonna be a bunch of people annoying the shit out of other people. Probably multi-chapter. This story will be about all the Harry Potter characters. If I make another, series of these, it will be for Big Time Rush. I love Big Time Rush…but you already knew that. Teehee…Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
How To Annoy Harry Potter
#1… Follow him around asking him really random questions.
Harry's POV
So there I was, minding my own business in the library, when Luna comes up to me. Now, she is strange, but today she was acting a little more off than usual.
"Harry, do you know what He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named does when he has a cold?"
"Sorry, what?" Uhhh…
"Do you know what-"
"No, I heard you…I was just wondering if I heard it right."
"I mean, he doesn't have a nose. What does he do with tissues?"
"I don't know. He's dead anyway, what does it matter?"
"Just wondering. So where do you think he sneezes out of?"
"Doesn't he have slits for a nose?"
"I don't think so…" Luna tapped her chin in deep thought. "It would be hard to blow a slit-nose."
"True…" I never really had such a strange conversation, and frankly, I was getting annoyed.
I got up from the old wooden chair, hoping to get away. "So I guess I'll see you later, then."
"Wait, Harry! I still don't know. It's quite a controversial subject. Perhaps he uses a Q-tip…or maybe he just doesn't get colds."
"Luna, I really have to-"
"Hey, Harry!"
"Hello, Colin. I really don't have time for a picture today."
"Oh, that's not what I wanted to ask. I was just wondering, if you don't mind me asking, do you think that You-Know-Who has trouble with his slit-nose?"
"Colin, he doesn't have a nose," Luna butted in.
"Well then how does he breathe?"
Luna and Colin were now in a heated argument about Voldemort's nose. As much as I wanted to leave, as much as this was annoying the living hell out of me, it would seem rude to just disappear. So, I waited, until Ron came.
Ron's POV
"Harry, just the chap I was looking for! By any chance do you know-"
"NO, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT VOLDEMORT'S BLOODY PROBLEM IS WITH HIS STUPID NOSE!" He let out a strangled cry and ran away in hysterics. I turned to Colin and Loony.
"I don't even want to know what you did to him. I only had a question about our Divination assignment." Right about now I was very confused.
"We got him good, didn't we?" said Colin excitedly.
"That was fun! We annoyed the crap out of him!"
"Whatever it was, next time I am JOINING!" I guess it could be fun…
Haha. Sorry it's so short! Me and my friends had this weird talk discussing Voldemort's nose. That's where I got this random inspiration. So yeah…Review?
