AN: Sometimes you just have to create something. I have that tick and need to figure it out. This story ain't gonna be sexy but it sure will be very bad-ass! I'm going to write this story only listening to Brian Eno - Discreet Music. It's so cool..( Like this story... )
They told me not to tell you this story but I have no choice. My name is Kirby from Super Smash Brothers and I won. I won the game! I killed them all. I was hungry, and I… swallowed them. I am them now. Does that make me god? Of nothing? No one to rule. No one to eat! Well… Nothing else to do but start a farm.
Chapter 1 ) Farm Raising can be tough but honestly the hard part is gonna be figuring out what to do.
Now thinking about it I don't remember who my mom is. Did I have a mom? How old am I? Is it necessary to know? Clunk I can't think well clunk having to farm and clunk hit the ground so clunk much but it's alright cause in the end clunk I'll have my tomatoes clunk for food.
Chapter 2 ) I'm getting distracted easier. I'm getting nauseous and no one to complain to but you.
I'm fishing. I haven't caught much. No fish here. No river. I'm fishing on ground. Farm taking longer than expected. I can't stop thinking about eating more. I'm Kirby.
Chapter 3 ) People tell you to eat slower but as for me I'm kind of living your fantasy. I'm so glad I can talk to you before I go.
I'm on ground the ground is wet It's been raining (Guess if I'm wearing a raincoat… no) but I'm starting to feel warmer so maybe I can muster through a little longer. I actually remember my mom giving me my Red Shoes but I can't see her face… :(
Chapter 4) Kirby's Autopsy
Kirby died that night. You were there what didn't you do about it?
