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Sam looked out the window of his pixelized house. There were all the videogame characters milling around the city. Then, he saw her. The only other gamer, not game character, in the entire world. Ah, Alexa. Her shining pink hair, her silver and pink energy suit, her beautiful blue eyes, he loved everything about her. Just, how to show it? Suddenly, the blue energy on his suit lit up. He had an idea! He looked down at his armor.

"Wait, how did that happen?"

He shrugged and leaped into the chaos that was his house.


A few hours later he emerged from his cluttered house with a keyboard strapped to his back, holding two pages of paper. He started humming the Mission: Impossible theme song, and rolled and ducked behind random objects all the way to Pit's house.


A half hour later, he and Pit left and repeated Sam's earlier routine of rolling and ducking to Donkey Kong's house. They quickly snuck inside and stole his bongos. The two then proceeded to exit the ape's house and hurry over to Alexa. Sam set up his keyboard.

"Hey, Alexa, I want to play you something!"

She looked at him curiously before saying, "OK."

Sam nodded to Pit, who had set up the drums, and he started playing them. Sam played the first bit of the Mario theme song before playing something entirely different.

The gamer cleared his throat and started singing.

"I love you more than... Donkey Kong loves bananas.

I love you more than... Link loves to smash jars."

Sam motioned to Link smashing a jar and Donkey snatching the banana that was within it.

"I love you more than... Bowser loves to kidnap Peach.

I love you more than... Kirby loves beating DeDeDe!"

He pointed to Bowser lugging Princess Peach off and Kirby slamming a hammer into both the Koopa and King DeDeDe.

Pit banged harder on the drums and Sam struck a chord for the chorus.

"This is a gamer's love song,

And I could sing on and on

But not when I'm busy

Making Koopa King dizzy

I love watching Sonic collect all those rings

But girl, when I see you, my heart just wants to sing."

Sam slowed down the tempo.

"Villains may rule the world,

And heroes never get the girl.

But even in a world of up is down,

I will be fine as long you're around!"

Sam burst into the chorus again, and the song was finished. He, Pit, and Alexa just stood in silence for a while, before the girl gamer started clapping.

"I loved it! Thank you!" She kissed him on the cheek and walked back to her house.

Pit looked at Sam, now lying unconscious on the ground.

"Sam? Sam? Great, he fainted. Now I have to lug him back to his house. More work for me, I guess."


There, hope you liked it! I came up with this and really wanted to put it in a story, so I made Sam, (me, but different than the Sam in Sam and Luigi) and Alexa, and dropped a bit of my super-secret-author love potion on them! Hope you liked it, please review.