"We were going to date

I thought we were gonna be in love

Then I worked up my nerve in the coffee shopppp

And I planted a kiss like a gardener in a garden

And you told me

Oh, you told me

Got you to go back in the closet

Just for me

And that kiss just threw you back out, hurling out the door

And you told me

Oh, you told me

You told meee

You were gaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

Rachel looked up, a huge smile on her face. The exhilarated feeling she could only get after singing a solo in front of her fellow Glee members.

"What did you guys think?" she asked breathlessly.

She looked up, and her face fell. The twelve seats were empty.

Kurt, who was hanging in the doorway, listening to the rest of the song, snickered. "I think it sucked." and straightening his bow tie, Kurt followed the rest of the club far, far away.

A/N: I suck.