A/N ~ Hey guys :D This fic's a challenge from IfWeLivedaLittleEveryDay, called '15 Reasons Why' :) I was given the pairing and title J DM/GW and a little LL/BZ :P Enjoyyy xxx


Ginny

Luna


Fifteen Reasons I Hate Draco Malfoy

By Ginevra Molly Weasley

1) He's a Malfoy

Enough said

2) He's arrogant

And full of himself, and pointy, and irritating and…

Ginny?

Yes?

Stop it

Fine…

3) He annoys me

Gin, everyone annoys you

Yes, but, him especially!

4) He teases Ron, Harry and Hermione

Does this even count? Because you do this too…

It does count, only I'm allowed!

5) He's rich

Therefore stuck-up about how his family can afford better things than mine…

Okay, I'll actually give you this one

6) He's Slytherin

Sneaky snake

Not his fault…

Are you sticking up for him?

Just saying, it was the Sorting Hat's choice…

7) His friends are as arrogant and stuck-up as he is

Like who?

Theodore Nott, Marcus Flint, Blaise Zabini, the list goes on!

Hmmm… Blaise Zabini…

Luna?

Yes?

Shut up

8) He's always smirking

SO FRUSTRATING!

Just don't look at him so much then!

I don't look at him unless I have to!

Yes, that's why I spot you staring at him from the Gryffindor table…

Shut up Luna…

9) His eyes are an unnatural colour

I mean, who has eyes that grey? They look like freaking storm clouds!

Ginny, when did you start comparing Draco Malfoy's eye to storm clouds?

Umm… Let's carry on!

10) His hair is an unnatural colour

He has to bleach it, it CANNOT be that colour naturally

I'm spotting a pattern here…

11) His skin is an unnatural colour

Who seriously is that pale? Get out in the sun Malfoy!

Definitely seeing a pattern…

12) His hair is unnaturally soft

And how do you know this?

Moving swiftly on…

13) His hair is annoying gelled back

It looks better natural…

Again, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

14) He acts really tough

He's not, really…

GINEVRA MOLLY WEASLEY, YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW HOW YOU KNOW THIS!

15) He aggravates my family far too much

I'll never be able to take him home…

WHAT!

Oh, hi Luna!

GINNY!

I'll set you up with Blaise if you don't tell Ron!

Okay!


A/N ~ Woo, finished! not very long (sorry!) Characters supersupersuper OOC :L Hope this is okay,, and as always, review :)

Becca

xxx