The Wizarding World

By Lady Lupin

This is the story of a teen,
Who almost killed Voldemort so mean,
He has a crush on girl named Cho,
But every time he asked her out she said no,
Ron is his best friend,
He has freckles that never end,
Hermione forgets about looks,
'Cause her nose is always in books,
Dumbledore is really wise,
And very tall in size,
Hagrid has a giant dog named Fang,
And he bred skrewts that went bang,
Sirius Black has a Hippogriff named Buckbeak,
They haven't eaten a lot so they're very weak,
Lupin was only around for a year,
'Cause he's a werewolf which is everyone's fear,
Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle,
All have fathers who to Voldemort they are loyal,
Snape hated Harry's father,
So to Harry he's a bother,
Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail, and Prongs,
Got in a lot of trouble, and did many wrongs,
Filch and Mrs. Norris the cat,
Ruins everyone's fun like two little brats,
Fudge is the Magical Minister,
And doesn't believe the re-rise of Voldemort so sinister,
Macnair enjoys to kill,
Whether Muggle, or beast, he gets a thrill.
Lockhart was such a stupid git,
And Hermione wouldn't believe that he was a twit,
The Weasleys are very nice,
But they can't afford high price,
Rita Skeeter was an evil lass,
And she picked on everyone with no class,
Fleur was haughty at first glance,
But she got better after the Yule Dance,
Karkaroff is a traitor,
He'll get what's coming to him sooner rather than later,
Viktor Krum is a famous Quidditch Seeker,
On the ground he's glum but in the air he's chiquer,
Professor McGonagall is strict,
And she really often gets ticked,
Snape has really slimy hair,
And he can't keep his nose out of others' affairs.

That's not the end, there's more to come,

We'll soon continue our rhyming fun.

A/N: Like I said.  Very scary.  It was originally supposed to be a song that went to the tune of 'Story of  A Girl' by Nine Days.  But it didn't really work, as you can probably tell.  Read? Review!!! (pleaseeee?)