Naruto's Day 1

A Little Intro

Naruto uzumaki, number one ninja on the block, bestest friend maker in the world and worlds number ramen eater OwO

Sakura is his super awesome bestest best abuser, who loves her some Sasuke

Sai is the new emo, ok not really cause you need emotions to be emo, so he's kinda the new wall for Konoha

Yamato is Team 7's new leader, he's hard core shit, he takes nothing for no one and is the awesome gangster alive

His Best friend is Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. And he's an emo whiny whore bish

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

The Sand Sibs: Gaara best sand castle builder on the sand side, Temari most bad-ass kunoichi to ever wield a giant weapon, Kankuro….yeah just there

The Akatsuki which holds: Kisame (the fish), Deidara (the smexy blonde bomb), Sasori (the puppet master who is now dead x-x), Hidan (dogma's bitch), Pain (god obsessed weirdo), Konan (paper girl), Tobi (resident idiot who claims to be a good boy), and Kakuzu (money obsessed freak), and Zetsu (the plant….)

Jiraiya the most Perverted sage to ever hit your local book store, he's here for the ladies and to kick ass and take numbers so….yeah love him LOVE HIM I SAY

And of course Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol ok no he doesn't, but that would be epic right OuO

These are the main people in the everyday life Naruto Uzumaki

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

- Someone being cut off

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Naruto's Day 1

Tsunade: Man its been quiet without Naruto and friends… seems like just yesterday I sent them on a mission v-v

Shizune: …it was just yesterday

Random DOOR kick

Naruto: hey guys we're back ^-^ we saved Gaara

Shizune: …and the tailed beast too

Naruto:… we saved Gaara

Shizune/Sakura: *sigh*

Tsunade: it feels like you've only been gone a day v-v and now…now your back

Kakashi: we were only gone a day, we did the mission off screen to save on the budget

Naruto: In fact tp show how quick the misison was, lets have a flash back of it *o*

Sakura: omg do we have to o-o

Naruto: yes, don't worry it'll be the condensed version of it ._.

Sakura: *sighs* fine

On TV

This time on A Flash Back Story: The Gaara Retrieval Arc

Host: I'm your host and todays flash back is on the infamous off screen Gaara retrieval arc, here we have Akatsuki member, Deidara to show us the 1st part of the arc

Deidara: UN ^_^ here's how it went down *puts a tape in*

On the Tape

Sasori: ok Deidara here's the plan…go in, get the kid, and don't attempt to kill anyone, we don't have the money to replace shit…got it

Deidara: *u* *jumps on a clay bird* un, go in kill the guards, fight the kid, try to kill the village

Sasori: …no don't kill anyone

Deidara: kill everyone, sweet ^o^ *flies away*

Sasori: …*sighs* I need better friends *walks off* he better not keep me waiting

With the Sand Lot Kids

Aka Gaara

Gaara: this is awesome, I'm the kazekage, I've got the respect of my village

Kankuro: barly got that

Gaara: hey I'm the Kazekage..don't get slapped o.o

Shukaku: he's right, I mean seriously no one would like you if it wasn't for the kitsune brat

Gaara: hey you too voice in my head, don't get bish slapped

Kankuro:..stop talking to yourself outloud, its bad for business

Gaara: ya know what, I'm gonna go stand on the roof and go look out at MY village *walks off*

Kankuro: don't get kidnapped by random cloud wearing freaks

Gaara: tch what are the chances of that happening

With Deidara

Deidara: OwO whEEeeeEEEeeeeee blowing shit up is fun *blows up a building and random guards* ^-^

With Gaara

Shukaku: …hey…HEY isn't that some one on a bird

Gaara: yeps *o*

Shukaku: isn't he blowing up the sand village

Gaara:yeps…your point

Shukaku: shouldn't you…IDK help them

Gaara: nah ^^ its not like he's blowing up anything important

With Dei-Kun

Deidara: *see;s giant Gaara statue* O-o *blows it up*

Back to the Sand Lot Kid

Gaara: O_O WTF oh no…oh no he didn't

Shukaku: yeah…yeah I think he did

Gaara: that's it, shits goin down *creates a sand escalator and heads up to the sky*

Shukaku: you coulda used the sand to float up there…

Gaara: no shits goin down o_o the second I get up there

Shukaku: …ok sure *sighs*

Gaara: *gets to the top* hey…HEY woman…man..child

Deidara: o-o …me

Gaara: yeah you, you can blow up my people, family and village but don't touch my statue

Deidara: … *looks down at the blown up statue* I already blew it up o,o

Gaara: *takes out compact mirror* that's it, its trouble in river city ..O_O ITS time to TRANSFORM

Host: ok due to mental rape I can't show that *stops the tape and fast forwards it*…

Audience: …

Deidara: …

Host: ok we can start again *o* *presses play*

Back to the Tape

Shukaku: is this what Kyuubi feels…this shame for one's host o-o

Gaara: *does Sailor Mars Pose* I fight for love, beaches, and all things eyebrowless…I am Sailor Sand

Deidara: … -.- *makes a clay fish explode*

Tape Randomly Cuts Off

Host: umm what happened

Deidara: yeah I accidentaly blew up the camera guy OuO#

Host: OMG STEVE O_O

Deidara: he had a name ?o?

Host: o_o *sighs* so what happened…an epic battle of the ages *o*

Deidara: OwO so in the end we flipped a coin

Host: what…

Deidara: yeah ^^ heads I take him to die, tails he can live

Host: …what

Deidara: so I won, blew some more shit up and left with the crossdressing unconcious body ^u^

Host: *sighs* lets move on to when the leaf nin's find out and for that we bring in Kakashi Hatake

Kakashi: …o_o

Host: Kakashi…

Kakashi: my name is general awesome

Host: you can't be serious

Kakashi: …

Host: o_O someone just put the tape in

Random worker: *puts the tape in*

On the Tape

Joe: hey Steve

Steve: yeah Joe

Joe: so we have computers and a chat zone, right?

Steve: yeah so…

Joe: so why do we use birds for mail…what if like something bad happens, they send a bird and like it gets killed

Steve: then those people are screwed

Joe: what if its us…what if some guy with a god complex tries to kills us o_o

Steve: Joe that'll never happen…stop being a baby

Joe: heh I guess your right, heh like that will ever happen…oh hey it's a bird ^^

Steve: *takes the note from the bird and reads it* hmm

Joe: well what does it say

Steve: it says the Kazekage gas been kidnapped

Joe: omg O_O

Steve: IKR damn junk mail

Joe: … o_o# *takes the letter and runs off*

With Temari

Temari: man this food rocks ^-^ *reaches for her cup and it cracks* HOLY CRAP…that's not my cup o-o

With Naruto and Friends

Sakura: guys we just got a mission ^-^ Gaara's been sandnapped

Naruto: and your smiling about that -.-

Sakura: yeah it's the same people who came after you..

Naruto: *sighs* fine grab Kakashi and lets go

Random Time Skip

Naruto: general awesome we've arrived to Sand ^^

Kakashi: I can see that o-o

Random Civilian: omg leaf ninja's ^^ it was foretold that you would come

Sakura: yeah…we sent you guys a letter saying we would come -.-

Temari: *pushes her aside* I heard my brother was kidnapped, is it true

Random Civilian: ^^ yep and the other one got posioned

Temari: lets go guys, to the Kazekage tower

One Cookie Scene Change later

Kankuro: *on a bed dying* uuuggghhhh x-x

Doctors: yep he's dying alright *nods*

Naruto: wow you can tell just by looking…you guys are amazing *o*

Temari/Sakura: …o-o seriously

Kakashi: can you heal him Sakura ?_?

Sakura: well I'm a level 5 healer and this wound looks like a level 10 and I haven't been getting exp sooo..no he's gonna die

Temari: what O_O heal him or taste the colors of the wind *takes out giant fan*

Sakura: o-O well look at that I'm a level 11 healer -.- I can heal him ^^*

Temari: that's what I thought

Tape once again Randomly Ends

Host: o_o

Audience: O_O#

Host: soo umm Naruto what happened next

Naruto: so after saving the noob from dying

Kankuro: hey I'm not a noob v-v

Naruto: ..O_O# anyways the awesome team hunter down the cloud freaks

Deidara: hey that's not nice o_o

Naruto: and I was all like "Grrr I'm Kyuubi grrr, gimmie Gaara" and Kakashi was all reading his pervery book and was going "no Naruto…don't, no…he's dead" but I was all like "RAWR I do what I want rawr" so I chased the clay terriost freak while Chiyo and Sakura killed the puppet crab thing

Audience: O_O

Naruto: yeah IKR that's they face I had when she said she beat Sasori

Kakashi: so we got Gaara, Naruto cried like a lame, Chiyo pulled some magic and made Gaara come back to life…look are we done, I've got a dolphin to rape

Host: … O_o

Audience: …o.O

Host: *sighs* yes you can leave, in fact I'm leaving too *gets up and leaves*

Back in Power Rangers Tower

AKA Hokage Tower

Naruto: *turns off TV* then he quit ^^ and that's how our mission went

Shizune: o_o

Tsunade: ok then well, it seems like you guys need a new leader and team member

Sakura: why o-o

Tsunade: umm Sasuke left

Naruto: he did ?_?

Random Silence o-o

Tsunade: and Kakashi is unable to lead since he's hurt

Kakashi: o-o but I'm fine…I'm not hrut

Tsunade: *punches him out of a window*

Everyone: *hears the crash and groan of pain* O_O

Tsunade: so like I said, he's too injured to lead^^

Naruto: riight o-o…I'll go find new memebrs ^^ *runs off out the window*

Everyone: *hears the crash and two groans of pain*

Tsunade: but…I already…what ever

Thus Ends Naruto's Day 1

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TLP: woot I am BACK IN BLACK

Sasuke: …..

TLP: oh hey Sasuke how goes training

Sasuke: whore

TLP: what…what'd I do now

Sasuke: you know what you did…how DARE YOU CHANGE THE NAME OF THE STORY

TLP: listen Sasuke…I had to sign the story over to Naruto….cause your not really in anything

Naruto: that and I'm better

Gaara: I can't believe you rushed through my arc, and now I don't have a tailed beast anymore *sits in emo corner*

TLP: ….

Deidara: ;-; I CANT BELIEVE SASORI IS DEAD

TLP: you know what I can't believe…that I even try with you idiots

Naruto: that's not nice

Sasuke: I agree

TLP: STHU *goes to drink sake*

Sai: please review for the sake of Sora *holds up a picture of the sky*

TLP: Sai…your not comin in til the next chapter GTFO NOW

Sai: ok…. *walks off*

TLP: …..o.o sigh people pelase review

Sasuke: and if there's anyone you want crossed in then tell in the review

Pein: I want edward

TLP: Elric

Tobi: no cullen

TLP:… didn't we have this convo before

Sasuke: probably

TLP: ok whatever I'm back, this is hopefulyl gonna get good, so review OuO