Naruto's Day 1
A Little Intro
Naruto uzumaki, number one ninja on the block, bestest friend maker in the world and worlds number ramen eater OwO
Sakura is his super awesome bestest best abuser, who loves her some Sasuke
Sai is the new emo, ok not really cause you need emotions to be emo, so he's kinda the new wall for Konoha
Yamato is Team 7's new leader, he's hard core shit, he takes nothing for no one and is the awesome gangster alive
His Best friend is Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. And he's an emo whiny whore bish
Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever
Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body
Kabuto brains of the Oro operation
Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober
Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders
Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head
Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news
The Sand Sibs: Gaara best sand castle builder on the sand side, Temari most bad-ass kunoichi to ever wield a giant weapon, Kankuro….yeah just there
The Akatsuki which holds: Kisame (the fish), Deidara (the smexy blonde bomb), Sasori (the puppet master who is now dead x-x), Hidan (dogma's bitch), Pain (god obsessed weirdo), Konan (paper girl), Tobi (resident idiot who claims to be a good boy), and Kakuzu (money obsessed freak), and Zetsu (the plant….)
Jiraiya the most Perverted sage to ever hit your local book store, he's here for the ladies and to kick ass and take numbers so….yeah love him LOVE HIM I SAY
And of course Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol ok no he doesn't, but that would be epic right OuO
These are the main people in the everyday life Naruto Uzumaki
Thoughts
*Actions*
(Author Talking)
Singing
Kyuubi Talking
- Someone being cut off
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Naruto's Day 1
Tsunade: Man its been quiet without Naruto and friends… seems like just yesterday I sent them on a mission v-v
Shizune: …it was just yesterday
Random DOOR kick
Naruto: hey guys we're back ^-^ we saved Gaara
Shizune: …and the tailed beast too
Naruto:… we saved Gaara
Shizune/Sakura: *sigh*
Tsunade: it feels like you've only been gone a day v-v and now…now your back
Kakashi: we were only gone a day, we did the mission off screen to save on the budget
Naruto: In fact tp show how quick the misison was, lets have a flash back of it *o*
Sakura: omg do we have to o-o
Naruto: yes, don't worry it'll be the condensed version of it ._.
Sakura: *sighs* fine
On TV
This time on A Flash Back Story: The Gaara Retrieval Arc
Host: I'm your host and todays flash back is on the infamous off screen Gaara retrieval arc, here we have Akatsuki member, Deidara to show us the 1st part of the arc
Deidara: UN ^_^ here's how it went down *puts a tape in*
On the Tape
Sasori: ok Deidara here's the plan…go in, get the kid, and don't attempt to kill anyone, we don't have the money to replace shit…got it
Deidara: *u* *jumps on a clay bird* un, go in kill the guards, fight the kid, try to kill the village
Sasori: …no don't kill anyone
Deidara: kill everyone, sweet ^o^ *flies away*
Sasori: …*sighs* I need better friends *walks off* he better not keep me waiting
With the Sand Lot Kids
Aka Gaara
Gaara: this is awesome, I'm the kazekage, I've got the respect of my village
Kankuro: barly got that
Gaara: hey I'm the Kazekage..don't get slapped o.o
Shukaku: he's right, I mean seriously no one would like you if it wasn't for the kitsune brat
Gaara: hey you too voice in my head, don't get bish slapped
Kankuro:..stop talking to yourself outloud, its bad for business
Gaara: ya know what, I'm gonna go stand on the roof and go look out at MY village *walks off*
Kankuro: don't get kidnapped by random cloud wearing freaks
Gaara: tch what are the chances of that happening
With Deidara
Deidara: OwO whEEeeeEEEeeeeee blowing shit up is fun *blows up a building and random guards* ^-^
With Gaara
Shukaku: …hey…HEY isn't that some one on a bird
Gaara: yeps *o*
Shukaku: isn't he blowing up the sand village
Gaara:yeps…your point
Shukaku: shouldn't you…IDK help them
Gaara: nah ^^ its not like he's blowing up anything important
With Dei-Kun
Deidara: *see;s giant Gaara statue* O-o *blows it up*
Back to the Sand Lot Kid
Gaara: O_O WTF oh no…oh no he didn't
Shukaku: yeah…yeah I think he did
Gaara: that's it, shits goin down *creates a sand escalator and heads up to the sky*
Shukaku: you coulda used the sand to float up there…
Gaara: no shits goin down o_o the second I get up there
Shukaku: …ok sure *sighs*
Gaara: *gets to the top* hey…HEY woman…man..child
Deidara: o-o …me
Gaara: yeah you, you can blow up my people, family and village but don't touch my statue
Deidara: … *looks down at the blown up statue* I already blew it up o,o
Gaara: *takes out compact mirror* that's it, its trouble in river city ..O_O ITS time to TRANSFORM
Host: ok due to mental rape I can't show that *stops the tape and fast forwards it*…
Audience: …
Deidara: …
Host: ok we can start again *o* *presses play*
Back to the Tape
Shukaku: is this what Kyuubi feels…this shame for one's host o-o
Gaara: *does Sailor Mars Pose* I fight for love, beaches, and all things eyebrowless…I am Sailor Sand
Deidara: … -.- *makes a clay fish explode*
Tape Randomly Cuts Off
Host: umm what happened
Deidara: yeah I accidentaly blew up the camera guy OuO#
Host: OMG STEVE O_O
Deidara: he had a name ?o?
Host: o_o *sighs* so what happened…an epic battle of the ages *o*
Deidara: OwO so in the end we flipped a coin
Host: what…
Deidara: yeah ^^ heads I take him to die, tails he can live
Host: …what
Deidara: so I won, blew some more shit up and left with the crossdressing unconcious body ^u^
Host: *sighs* lets move on to when the leaf nin's find out and for that we bring in Kakashi Hatake
Kakashi: …o_o
Host: Kakashi…
Kakashi: my name is general awesome
Host: you can't be serious
Kakashi: …
Host: o_O someone just put the tape in
Random worker: *puts the tape in*
On the Tape
Joe: hey Steve
Steve: yeah Joe
Joe: so we have computers and a chat zone, right?
Steve: yeah so…
Joe: so why do we use birds for mail…what if like something bad happens, they send a bird and like it gets killed
Steve: then those people are screwed
Joe: what if its us…what if some guy with a god complex tries to kills us o_o
Steve: Joe that'll never happen…stop being a baby
Joe: heh I guess your right, heh like that will ever happen…oh hey it's a bird ^^
Steve: *takes the note from the bird and reads it* hmm
Joe: well what does it say
Steve: it says the Kazekage gas been kidnapped
Joe: omg O_O
Steve: IKR damn junk mail
Joe: … o_o# *takes the letter and runs off*
With Temari
Temari: man this food rocks ^-^ *reaches for her cup and it cracks* HOLY CRAP…that's not my cup o-o
With Naruto and Friends
Sakura: guys we just got a mission ^-^ Gaara's been sandnapped
Naruto: and your smiling about that -.-
Sakura: yeah it's the same people who came after you..
Naruto: *sighs* fine grab Kakashi and lets go
Random Time Skip
Naruto: general awesome we've arrived to Sand ^^
Kakashi: I can see that o-o
Random Civilian: omg leaf ninja's ^^ it was foretold that you would come
Sakura: yeah…we sent you guys a letter saying we would come -.-
Temari: *pushes her aside* I heard my brother was kidnapped, is it true
Random Civilian: ^^ yep and the other one got posioned
Temari: lets go guys, to the Kazekage tower
One Cookie Scene Change later
Kankuro: *on a bed dying* uuuggghhhh x-x
Doctors: yep he's dying alright *nods*
Naruto: wow you can tell just by looking…you guys are amazing *o*
Temari/Sakura: …o-o seriously
Kakashi: can you heal him Sakura ?_?
Sakura: well I'm a level 5 healer and this wound looks like a level 10 and I haven't been getting exp sooo..no he's gonna die
Temari: what O_O heal him or taste the colors of the wind *takes out giant fan*
Sakura: o-O well look at that I'm a level 11 healer -.- I can heal him ^^*
Temari: that's what I thought
Tape once again Randomly Ends
Host: o_o
Audience: O_O#
Host: soo umm Naruto what happened next
Naruto: so after saving the noob from dying
Kankuro: hey I'm not a noob v-v
Naruto: ..O_O# anyways the awesome team hunter down the cloud freaks
Deidara: hey that's not nice o_o
Naruto: and I was all like "Grrr I'm Kyuubi grrr, gimmie Gaara" and Kakashi was all reading his pervery book and was going "no Naruto…don't, no…he's dead" but I was all like "RAWR I do what I want rawr" so I chased the clay terriost freak while Chiyo and Sakura killed the puppet crab thing
Audience: O_O
Naruto: yeah IKR that's they face I had when she said she beat Sasori
Kakashi: so we got Gaara, Naruto cried like a lame, Chiyo pulled some magic and made Gaara come back to life…look are we done, I've got a dolphin to rape
Host: … O_o
Audience: …o.O
Host: *sighs* yes you can leave, in fact I'm leaving too *gets up and leaves*
Back in Power Rangers Tower
AKA Hokage Tower
Naruto: *turns off TV* then he quit ^^ and that's how our mission went
Shizune: o_o
Tsunade: ok then well, it seems like you guys need a new leader and team member
Sakura: why o-o
Tsunade: umm Sasuke left
Naruto: he did ?_?
Random Silence o-o
Tsunade: and Kakashi is unable to lead since he's hurt
Kakashi: o-o but I'm fine…I'm not hrut
Tsunade: *punches him out of a window*
Everyone: *hears the crash and groan of pain* O_O
Tsunade: so like I said, he's too injured to lead^^
Naruto: riight o-o…I'll go find new memebrs ^^ *runs off out the window*
Everyone: *hears the crash and two groans of pain*
Tsunade: but…I already…what ever
Thus Ends Naruto's Day 1
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TLP: woot I am BACK IN BLACK
Sasuke: …..
TLP: oh hey Sasuke how goes training
Sasuke: whore
TLP: what…what'd I do now
Sasuke: you know what you did…how DARE YOU CHANGE THE NAME OF THE STORY
TLP: listen Sasuke…I had to sign the story over to Naruto….cause your not really in anything
Naruto: that and I'm better
Gaara: I can't believe you rushed through my arc, and now I don't have a tailed beast anymore *sits in emo corner*
TLP: ….
Deidara: ;-; I CANT BELIEVE SASORI IS DEAD
TLP: you know what I can't believe…that I even try with you idiots
Naruto: that's not nice
Sasuke: I agree
TLP: STHU *goes to drink sake*
Sai: please review for the sake of Sora *holds up a picture of the sky*
TLP: Sai…your not comin in til the next chapter GTFO NOW
Sai: ok…. *walks off*
TLP: …..o.o sigh people pelase review
Sasuke: and if there's anyone you want crossed in then tell in the review
Pein: I want edward
TLP: Elric
Tobi: no cullen
TLP:… didn't we have this convo before
Sasuke: probably
TLP: ok whatever I'm back, this is hopefulyl gonna get good, so review OuO
