Goku Loves Chi-Chi

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ. If I did Goku would have ripped Frieza's spine out.

AN: Vegeta is singing this song. Yes he will be calling him Goku because Kakarot is too annoying to spell. Note: I can't rhyme for shit. That's why I modify songs to the best of my ability.

Goku was a fighter nearly all his life

You now it drove Chi-Chi crazy being a Saiyan's wife

The part she couldn't handle was being alone

I guess needed more to hold than just a frying pan

Goku came home each and every night

Just to ask her how she was and if his kids were alright

Chi-Chi would wait for him to come in

But when Goku took off she was gone again

Chi-Chi was a looker lord that's a shame

Goku was a good one but the jealous kind

Goku loved Chi-Chi, Chi-Chi love men

Chi-Chi's in the graveyard and Goku is my friend.

It was bound to happen and one night it did

Goku came home and it was just his kids

He had a dozen roses and a bottle of wine

If he was lookin' to surprise her he was doin' fine

They heard him cry for Chi-Chi up and down the hall

Then they saw a bottle fly through the wall

That ole Super Saiyan 3 made and eerie sound

As Goku power up and headed into town

Oh the picture in the paper showed the scene real well

Goku was blowin' up the local motel

I was there and I was it all real clear

And it was the funniest thing I've seen in years

Chi-Chi was a looker lord that's a shame

Goku was a good one but the jealous kind

Goku loved Chi-Chi, Chi-Chi love men

Chi-Chi's in the graveyard and Goku is my friend.

END

I put a lot of effort into this so R&R.