Goku Loves Chi-Chi
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ. If I did Goku would have ripped Frieza's spine out.
AN: Vegeta is singing this song. Yes he will be calling him Goku because Kakarot is too annoying to spell. Note: I can't rhyme for shit. That's why I modify songs to the best of my ability.
Goku was a fighter nearly all his life
You now it drove Chi-Chi crazy being a Saiyan's wife
The part she couldn't handle was being alone
I guess needed more to hold than just a frying pan
Goku came home each and every night
Just to ask her how she was and if his kids were alright
Chi-Chi would wait for him to come in
But when Goku took off she was gone again
Chi-Chi was a looker lord that's a shame
Goku was a good one but the jealous kind
Goku loved Chi-Chi, Chi-Chi love men
Chi-Chi's in the graveyard and Goku is my friend.
It was bound to happen and one night it did
Goku came home and it was just his kids
He had a dozen roses and a bottle of wine
If he was lookin' to surprise her he was doin' fine
They heard him cry for Chi-Chi up and down the hall
Then they saw a bottle fly through the wall
That ole Super Saiyan 3 made and eerie sound
As Goku power up and headed into town
Oh the picture in the paper showed the scene real well
Goku was blowin' up the local motel
I was there and I was it all real clear
And it was the funniest thing I've seen in years
Chi-Chi was a looker lord that's a shame
Goku was a good one but the jealous kind
Goku loved Chi-Chi, Chi-Chi love men
Chi-Chi's in the graveyard and Goku is my friend.
END
I put a lot of effort into this so R&R.
