As Ginny Weasely walked in, everyone was laying in a circle on the ground.

"What are you guys doing?" she asked.

"We're trying to lay down on each others feet," replied Luna Lovegood.

"It would help if you didn't keep moving," Ron Weasely complained.

"Well maybe I could stop moving if Harry stopped moving!" Luna cried.

Suddenly, Nevilles man nipples began to lay alien eggs.

"They taste like chocolate," Hermione said as she ate one off his chest.

"Why won't my nipples lay eggs?" sobbed Harry.

"Don't worry, Harry," Luna said, rubbing his back with her feet. "Your nipples will be able to lay eggs as soon as the larvae have matured inside your lactiferous ducts!"

Ginny's body suddenly exploded into hundreds of sea gooseberries that ate everyone's bones and flesh.