Prologue

This is ridicules, I can't believe I died...

I mean, it wasn't embarr-OHWHOAMIKIDDING!

I DIED BY STAIRS! SSSTTTAAAIRRRSSS! Who does that!?

... ok, maybe a few people, BUT THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE FACT I DIED BY SUCH THINGS!

...sigh... I look at my hands, or at least I try too, and find out that being a soul doesn't mean you have appendages. Apparently your just an orb or something, do you see a mirror around? Cause I don't...

Whelp, this will be a trip... I hope... come on... SOMETHING HAPPE-UWAAAAA!

... Ok... It's warm... That's cool, I guess... It's kind of wet in here... ok, let's have rain check here an-AH AH SOMETHINGSPUSHINGME, SOMETHINGS PUSHING ME! OHGOD, LIGHT! THERE IS ALOT OF LIGHT! OW, MY EYES!

Ow ow ow ow, it hurts to look... ok, adjust to the light Ed, just adjust to the light...blink blink... I do not remember people being this big, or having such trashing clothing... wait, is tha-OHGOD, COME ON! I WAS JUST BIRTHED!? And now I'm crying! What is today!?

Ok, let's recap. I was a normal everyday guy who wanted a job, who didn't want one. But on the way, I tripped on my complex's stairs getting to the interview and broke my neck... ok, next. I died and became some soul thing... so good so far, and the next thing I know, I'm birthed by some old lady wearing rags and not a doctor's coat and am being held by my supposed mother!

Today just couldn't get better, now could it?

...No? Good... ok what is that purple thing I see and why is it staring at me?

I look at it(Great, now I'm going to third person. Fine, you know what? Fuck it, I may as well tell a story of my life to the whole universe while I still have memories of my old life. Thanks God!) It has a purple hue surrounding it, it's bright pink, for whatever reason, and what looks like little black gloves on its hands.

I can't see its face, it being in the shadows, but it looks somewhat familiar, maybe if it got closer I could-! No. No no no nonononono! NO! WHAT!? KILLER QUEEN!? HOLD THE PHONE! Why is Killer Queen right in front of me!? What is my father, Yoshikage Kira or something!? No wait, it's too small for that...

I think it should move back into the sha-oh OH! Holy shit! It's my stand! Killer Queen is my stand!... let me explain universe, stands are astral projections of a person that can do weird shit. For example, stop time, make fire, fix broken things, all by the stand's power.

Killer Queen's ability is making a bomb out of anything I touch... ok, I can work with this. Thanks universe, I honestly expected a lot worse out of you! Ok, Killer Queen, come inside?... ok wow, that was weird. Killer Queen just phased into me... I think things just got a whole lot more interesting. If I wasn't just born, I would be genially happy about the situation.

Here I am, wrapped in a cloth of some kind, staring at my mother. She's a brunet with brown eyes and looks rather normal... So it's been a few minutes and there is no sign of dad and my mother is just fine holding me like this. And now she's singing to me...It goes a little like this, "Sou moa wa, Su ke ma sha mo," and I have no idea as to what she's saying. Great! I knew something was up! I'm in a world that doesn't speak English, for all I know!... Well, at least the songs nice.

Oh, dad's showed up. Finally, I can get a good look at him. He's rather bulky with black hair, wearing a wolfs skin(head and all) and hairy as balls. Jeez dad, you could've at least washed! I can smell you form here! He's coming pretty close, slowly taking it in that he has a son. I can see his face becoming happier and happier as he gets closer. Mother holds me up to him and he takes me as gently as he possibly can, his tears just bending the corner. You know what? Let's make his day, I go "dah dah." in the most babyish way possible at him. A second of shock on his face, and the water works just burst on him, crying with the biggest smile on his face. I feel good, like really good about that... God, I wish my child will do the same thing to me one day, never got the chance in my old life. But, hey! I got another one!

Dad's tears dry as he looks at Mom and nods to her, she smiles nodding back. And Dad takes me out to the outside, blinding me for a second, before a crowd of people who look just as happy as Dad is. He lift's me higher, once he's out the door(which is more like a big piece of cloth covering what's inside), and says "Ingnam mu macha!" and the cheering begins.

The cheering is loud and happy, making my ears hurt, but making me swell with good feelings as well. Then an man with white stripes for hair comes up and asks my Dad something. Dad agrees with a grunt, holding me out to the man. He's tall and lean with a stare that could kill any weak willed soul, I feel like I am not one such soul, and asks me a question "Show me your stand." He can speak English!? And he asked for my stand... hmmm, intriguing. I comply and killer queen phases out of me, staring with as much menace as I can muster. I hear Rumbling as I let the feeling out. If this was a Japanese comic, you could see the word 'Rumble' on the page as you read it.

His look narrows and I may not smell fear, but I know fear when I see it. The man looks at Dad who, seeing his gaze on me as well, looks a lot less happy and more confused. The man closes his eyes and says "Racktell." to Dad. Dads eyes go wild, like everyone else in the crowd, and looks at me with disbelief. I had no idea what he said that made everyone just piss themselves, but I don't think it was "He looks great!".

Dad, leaving the crowd of bewildered people turns around and goes in the tent. Mother was there smiling and took one look at Dad's face, making her look worried. Dad gave her one look sadness and stitched his eyes close. Mother's look of worry took a turn to horrified and clasped her hands over her mouth, and starts weeping...

Me on the other hand just look confused as shit. Seriously, what was Racktell, did it mean devil, cursed, what? What does it mean!? UGH, could this- wait... no not going to jinx it this time. Just go with the flow and hope this ends soon... It's not ending and the grownups are just crying... ok man up both of you and take care of me! "Waaa!" I go startling the both of them, they looked at each other and sighed at the same time. Dad sat where mom was and gave me to her, he then got up and walked outside giving orders. Ok for a recap of what just happened, I was born form a chieftain(of some kind), and was given a name of Racktell... I have no idea of what's going on.